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Bonnie Says — Hooray! Jessica Simpson's Going to Tell Off John Mayer on Oprah!

Mon, March 1, 2010 7:23pm EDT by Bonnie Fuller 1 Comment
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Aren’t you dying to hear what Jessica Simpson has to say about her blabbermouth ex-boyfriend John Mayer?

John Mayer told Playboy that Jessica Simpson was “sexual napalm” for him, and while that is somewhat of a compliment Jess, I can totally understand why you’ d be livid — LIVID — about him discussing your personal sex life AT ALL. He was your  boyfriend and any girl expects that a grown man — John is 32 — will keep his mouth shut about what goes on between the two of you in the privacy of your own bedroom. It was so junior high of him to spill about your sexuality, to the ENTIRE world.

Now, you’re going on Oprah this coming Wed. Mar. 3 and here’s what you’ve told Oprah so far: ” I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!”

I can’t wait to hear the rest — the pain of being called fat, and the truth about your new show The Price of Beauty. But if I was John Mayer, I’d make like a tree and leave… the continent. She’s coming out punching.

Hey Jess — you go girl!

—Bonnie Fuller

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