Kristen Stewart, we’re begging you to do a hair intervention on your not-so-secret boyfriend, Robert Pattinson! We think he’s gone off his rocker since he hasn’t seen you since New Year’s and his missing you so much has interfered with his hair perceptions. Please ask him to let his gorgeous mane roam free and not be slicked down by gel. Thank you, Kristen. We’ll all be eternally grateful!