Why does it always seem like you have lady parts on the brain, John? Dude, you need a hobby!
John Mayer, you might as well face it, you’re addicted to lovin’ – or at least the female anatomy that makes lovin’ possible.
“You haven’t lived until you’ve been shot out of your mother’s vagina,” the 32-year-old crooner wrote on his Twitter page Feb. 2. Um, OKKKKKK…..
But this isn’t the first reference to the V that John’s made this month, oh no. Jennifer Aniston’s ex professed his love for lady parts in Rolling Stone magazine.
“Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself [ to fall in love]? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?”
Additionally, the Your Body is a Wonderland singer promised a roomful of British birds during a gig in London that, “someone in this room is getting pregnant tonight!”
See what we mean? Obsessed!
John’s new lady love, 20-year-old Taylor Swift, needs to watch out. We’re pretty sure that the innocent country singer is a virgin – but she might not stay that way for long if Mayer the Player has his way!
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