Taylor Swift, How Could You Dump Cutie Taylor Lautner For Creepy John Mayer?
Taylor Swift, we can’t figure out your taste in guys! You and Taylor Lautner made such a cute couple. And now you keep hanging out with John Mayer … why? He is such a creep!
You’ve gone to dinner with John twice, and you were just at his concert, so reports are flying that this might be your new guy … but, Taylor, you still have a chance to walk away! It’s so astonishing that you could go from dating a sweetie like Taylor L. to being intrigued by this loser.
Taylor L. is well spoken, polite, clean cut, and super cute! And look at those abs! We know, he is young (only 17) but you guys made a really cute couple.
Instead, you are hanging out with John “The Player!” Taylor, um, did you see his moobies? Did you read his interview in Rolling Stone where he talked about his quest for finding “a beautiful vagina” and how much he loved threesomes? He is a total creep who admittedly drinks and takes pills!
It’s understandable that you might want to go for an older guy, you are very mature and sweet. But, Taylor, you are a talented, gorgeous girl. Please don’t ruin your reputation by hanging around with this sleeze!
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