Heidi, you spent more than $1 million to produce the album — that’s more than $1,000 per person who bought it! How sad.
Oh, Heidi Montag — we bet you seriously regret spending all that money out of your own pocket to produce your debut album, seeing as it has sold less than 1,000 copies worldwide since you released it Jan. 11. You were so sure it would be a hit, telling Entertainment Weekly that you spent more time on it than Michael Jackson spent on Thriller, and that the songs would “make an impact in pop history.” As it turns out, the only thing your album impacted is your growing list of career flubs. Heidi, do you think maybe you should take this as a sign and give up on your dreams of pop stardom?