Poor Kim, you fall in love all over again and he just pees all over you!
Let this be a lesson to you, Kim Kardashian. When you monkey around, you’re just going to get the short end of the banana. And by short end of the banana, we mean you’re going to get peed on. By a monkey.
Kim literally got doused by an overzealous primate when visiting Ashton Kutcher’s Katalyst Production office on Dec. 16 for a segment on his live radio show. (Somehow, we’re not surprised that Ashton is involved in this little tale of monkey sea, monkey do).
It was love at first sight when Kim, 29, set her eyes on a cuddly Capuchin monkey who was visiting Ashton with his owner, UK hip-hop magician Dynamo. Kim was starting to have a real love connection with the hairy beast, until he left his calling card right on the buxom brunette’s shoulder.
“I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!” the Keeping Up with Kardashians star wrote on her blog Dec. 28.
Knowing Ashton, the notorious prankster probably got a kick out of the whole disruptive pee scene. Kim admitted as much, writing, “Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad. Haha. Gross little monkey!”
Although she called her primate pal gross, she still has a special place in her heart for the tiny banana-eater. We hear, despite his antics, she’d love a little monkey of her own one day!