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Snooki, We Know Your Pouf, We Feel Your Pain — Please Let Style You for New Year's!

Tue, December 22, 2009 1:45pm EDT by Katrina Mitzeliotis 1 Comment


Our favorite pouf-tastic princess from the Jersey Shore is looking for a stylist — and we’re here to help!

Snooki, we know how tough it must be trying to find the perfect guidette get-up for New Year’s Eve! Especially after you tweeted on Dec. 22, “i need a stylist for new years eve!! Time Square!” Luckily, we’re here to help! (BTDubs, it’s called Times Square, Snooks. Wouldn’t want you to get lost.)

We promise we’ll manage to find you something special to wear when you ring in the New Year, right down to the color of your acrylic nails and the perfectly-placed pouf on top of your head! Judging by your usual revealing looks and your affinity for poppin’ bottles, we’re assuming you’re looking for something short and tight with lots of cleavage — we’re thinking some festive sequins or a fierce animal print would be perfect!

Snooki, we even did some research and called your local mall, the Poughkeepsie Galleria, in Poughkeepsie, NY to get the scoop on your shopping habits so we would be prepared to dress you for the big event! Your usual stops include Charlotte Russe, Forever 21, Victoria’s Secret, and Wet Seal. Christina, a sales associate at Wet Seal says, “She shops here all the time, everything she owns is basically from Wet Seal, all of her going out clothes and her graphic tees and her leopard halter dress.”

So Snooki, isn’t it obvious that Hollywood Life is prepared to dress you up for New Year’s Eve? If you let us do the styling we promise you won’t be disappointed — you’ll be the hottest guidette around!

–Katrina Mitzeliotis