Tiger — You need to start talking to us! And stop torturing Elin!
This situation is completely out of control — your control! Every day brings new revelations about your alleged relationships with multiple mistresses. Today we were treated to 29 sext messages that you allegedly wrote to Jaimie Grubbs, a cocktail waitress who claims that she had a long-term affair with you. Last week she helpfully provided a voice mail you left on her phone — to validate her involvement with you.
Now we’ve all read your intimate messages urging her to do naughty things for you.
A now, we’ve all heard the 4th alleged mistress, Jamie Junger, on the Today Show on Dec. 11th. Is that how you want to leave this? Letting Jamie and all the other diner waitresses and club hostesses have the last word on your public image?
Do you really feel that the short statements you issued acknowledging transgressions and praising your poor, lovely wife, Elin, are enough damage control?
Come on, Mr. BILLION DOLLAR CONTROL FREAK — I can assure you, it’s not even close to enough.
I don’t know who is advising you right now — but are you really sure that you’re getting the best image and “brand” advice?
Are you sure you aren’t surrounded by “yes” people who are sheltering you from the enormity of what you’ve done? Maybe you’re really isolated and you aren’t reading newspapers, watching TV, or going online.
Maybe you think no one will believe the women who’ve come forward with their lurid sexual tales.
If that’s what your think — you are wrong! People are laughing up every sexy new revelation and photo. You’re damaged goods. And your wife, Elin, must be in horrible pain, being exposed to the daily drip of new horrors!
So, do yourself some good and come clean! Speak out yourself publicly like Dave Letterman and Hugh Grant did — acknowledge your idiocy, apologize to your fans, your sponsors, and especially your wife, beg forgiveness and promise to become a new and vastly improved man! Do that and the world will finally start to find something else to dish about.