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Kathy Griffin: I Want To Go Gay To Be With Elin Nordegren!

Wed, December 9, 2009 11:23am EDT by 1 Comment
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Kathy Griffin tells the world she’d be a lesbian if she could date Tiger’s wife!

Why did comedian Kathy Griffin decide to give up men? It isn’t because Elin Nordegren is that hot (although she is). No, the flame-haired funny girl is all about the Benjamins, baby.

“She is going to be rolling in it,” the self-proclaimed D-lister told George Lopez on Dec. 7, referencing Elin’s alleged $300 million prenuptial agreement.

Let’s be honest … Kathy always says what we’re thinking, but too self-respecting to say! She told George the novelty of Elin’s name (pronounced Eeh-lihn), pleases her greatly because “it sounds like an IKEA end table.”

Watch the vids below yourself and try telling us you didn’t LOL like we did!

Get More on the Tiger Woods scandal:

  1. Father Of Rachel Uchitel’s Late Fiancé: She’s Not The Same Person Anymore!
  2. Has Tiger Treated All His “Other Women” Badly?
  3. Elin Nordegren — Don’t Sell Your Soul For $80 million dollars!