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January 22nd, 2012

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Are The Ladies' Murder Troubles Really Over?

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Plus, Bree embraces her bad side — and I like it!

While I will never retract my previous statements about Susan (Teri Hatcher) being the dumbest housewife on Wisteria Lane, I will say she got really lucky on the Jan. 22 episode of Desperate Housewives. Alejandro’s wife Claudia (Justina Machado) showed up on Susan’s doorstep this week demanding answers, and when Susan’s big mouth got her even deeper in the hole, Gaby (Eva Longoria) decided to reveal the truth. All of it.
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January 16th, 2012

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Bree Has A Stalker — Who Is It?

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Plus, Susan blows the big murder secret — again! When will that stupid lady stop being stupid?

If you were hoping the Jan. 15 episode of Desperate Housewives would give us the answer to any of this season’s big mysteries — who killed Chuck who’s been sending those letters, to name a few — you’re out of luck. But this week’s episode did present a few new developments in the lives of Wisteria Lane’s finest, including the arrival of a dangerous new enemy!
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January 15th, 2012

'Desperate Housewives' Preview: The Wives Are At War — Who Do You Side With?

Watch a preview video of tonight’s ‘Desperate Housewives’ and vote!

A lot of things can get in the way of a perfectly good friendship — and it turns out murder is one of those things. Tensions between the women of Wisteria Lane are running so high on the Jan. 15 episode of Desperate Housewives that it’s not even fair to call them friends.
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January 8th, 2012

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Bree Gets Another Scary Letter

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Another week, another twist in the season-long mystery. Who do YOU think has been sending these letters?

We may not know exactly who killed Chuck Vance (Jonathan Cake), but we got a pretty major clue on the Jan. 8 episode of Desperate Housewives — and like all good clues, it was saved until the final minutes. The same mystery person who sent the Mary Alice-esque letter to Bree (Marcia Cross) in the season premiere gifted her with a follow-up note this week: “You’re welcome.” Politeness has never been so chilling.
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January 8th, 2012

'Desperate Housewives' Preview: Who Killed Chuck Vance?

‘Desperate Housewives’ returns Jan. 8! Watch a preview video of the winter premiere.

The residents of Wisteria Lane have a lot to feel guilty about these days. Not only are Desperate Housewives‘ four leading ladies still sweating it out over burying a body in the woods, but now someone has killed Chuck (Jonathan Cake), the detective assigned to the case — and everyone’s a suspect.
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December 4th, 2011

'Desperate Housewives' Preview: Boozy Bree Cozies Up To Ben

Bree’s back to hitting the bottle again on the Dec. 4 episode!

Bad things happen when Bree (Marcia Cross) falls off the wagon — but would she actually stoop so low as to steal Ben (Charles Mesure) right out from René’s (Vanessa Williams)? On the Dec. 4 episode of Desperate Housewives, a boozy Bree is spotted getting close with Ben on his doorstep, and René looks about as shocked as we are!
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November 14th, 2011

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Susan 'Confesses' To The Murder

A picture is worth a thousand words, or in Susan’s case, just one: GUILTY!

These goosebumps on my arm can mean only two things: Either I forgot to pay my heating bill, or the Nov. 13 episode of Desperate Housewives was just that good. Chuck (Jonathan Cake) is almost finished figuring out what happened to Gaby’s (Eva Longoria) stepfather — and you know what was a huge help? Susan’s (Teri Hatcher) painting of the four women standing over his dead body!
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November 13th, 2011

'Desperate Housewives' Preview: Chuck Interrogates Bree Watch

Watch a preview clip from tonight’s all-new episode of ‘Desperate Housewives!’ Are the girls finally about to get caught?

I didnt like Chuck (Jonathan Cake) while he was dating Bree (Marcia Cross), and I definitely don’t like him now that they’re broken up. In this preview clip from the Nov. 13 episode of Desperate Housewives, Bree’s obnoxious ex returns to further grill her about the night Gaby’s (Eva Longoria) stepfather went missing — which might not be a smart move, considering most of the men who threaten the women of Wisteria Lane end up dead. And buried in the woods.
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November 7th, 2011

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Bree Learns Who Took The Body!

Now two more people know about the murder! How much longer can the ‘Housewives’ keep their secret?

This season’s Desperate Housewives mystery has been pretty predictable thus far, but I have to admit the Nov. 6 episode threw me for a loop. Bree (Marcia Cross) discovered that Ben (Charles Mesure) is the one who dug up Gaby’s (Eva Longoria) stepfather’s corpse last week, but what’s even more surprising is that he’s actually helping her keep the murder a secret!
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October 31st, 2011

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: The Dead Body Goes Missing! Who Dug It Up?

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Chuck? Ben? Who is onto the women’s deadly secret? Let the guessing game begin!

If there was any doubt in your mind that the women of Wisteria Lane are secretly grown-up versions of the Pretty Little Liars, the Oct. 30 episode of Desperate Housewives solidified that fact. A night of tricks and treats ended with the season’s spookiest scene yet: Lynette (Felicity Huffman), Bree (Marcia Cross) and Gaby (Eva Longoria) running through the woods with flashlights — only to discover that Gaby’s stepfather’s body was missing!
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October 24th, 2011

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: The Girls' Murder Cover-Up Is About To Be Exposed!

The ‘Fairview four’ all had major life crises this week — except Susan, who spent most of the hour giggling at the word ‘penis.’

Just when you thought the women of Wisteria Lane were starting to get a grip, the Oct. 23 episode of Desperate Housewives came along and turned their lives completely upside down: Gaby (Eva Longoria) discovered Carlos (Ricardo Chavira) has a drinking problem; Lynette (Felicity Huffman) had a meltdown on her first post-separation date; and Bree (Marcia Cross) realized their little murder cover-up is about to be exposed.
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October 17th, 2011

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Tom Cheats On Lynette! Is Their Marriage Over?

Plus, René helps Bree gets her groove back with a sex swing! FUN!

I normally get annoyed when the women of Wisteria Lane have totally separate story lines — this show is at its best when they all come together — but something about the Oct. 16 episode of Desperate Housewives really managed cure to my Sunday-night blues. Maybe it was Bree (Marcia Cross) letting her freak flag fly on a sex swing; Maybe it was Gaby (Eva Longoria) running a woman over in her car; Or maybe it was Susan (Teri Hatcher) going all “Amanda Knox” on an easel. Whatever it was, it worked.
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October 9th, 2011

'Desperate Housewives' Preview: Will Carlos Sleep With Susan?

Gaby might want to watch this preview clip from tonight’s episode! Her man is up to something…

Gabrielle Solis (Eva Longoria) is no stranger to extra-marital affairs — but this time, it looks like she might be the one getting cheated on! In this clip from the Oct. 9 episode of Desperate Housewives, Carlos (Ricardo Chavira) and Susan (Teri Hatcher) bond over their guilt. And it doesn’t take a nosey dead narrator to tell there’s something more than just a friendship there.
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October 3rd, 2011

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Gaby Hurts Herself Stripping! But Hey, Who Hasn't?

Eva Longoria uses a stripper pole on the Oct. 2 episode of ABC's "Desperate Housewives"

As the final season rolls on, it’s becoming clear just how ‘Desperate’ these housewives really are.

The plot thickened on the Oct. 2 episode of Desperate Housewives, as a visit to Paul Young (Mark Moses) in prison revealed to Bree (Marcia Cross) that her gratuitously shirtless detective boyfriend may be the one who sent her that chilling letter last week! Though honestly, if people would remember to put the return address on their mail, such problems would not exist.
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September 26th, 2011

'Desperate Housewives' Season Premiere Recap: Someone Knows About The Ladies' Murder — Let The Blackmail Begin!

Real talk: Which housewife do you think is most likely to follow Mary-Alice’s lead and shoot herself in the head? Just asking…

It’s official: the Desperate Housewives are back — and I’m not just talking about the show itself. Susan (Teri Hatcher), Gaby (Eva Longoria), Lynette (Felicity Huffman) and Bree (Marcia Cross) finally came together on the Sept. 25 season premiere in a way they haven’t since the show’s first season. It’s just too bad their reunion has to involve covering up a murder. I can already tell this season of Pretty Little Liars — I mean, Desperate Housewives — is going to be a good one.

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