I’m beginning to think that Kody Brown is just a plain and simple narcissist after watching the Sister Wives‘ premiere on Mar. 13.

The season opens with the family going public in two major ways that really call into question their sensitivity ,or complete lack thereof, to their sixteen children.

It appears that Kody’s three older wives have stopped sniping against newcomer fourth wife, Robyn, in order to focus on — FAME! Kody is bubbling about going to NYC where he and his harem will be interviewed about their polygamist lifestyle and show. He and his wives – Meri, #1, Janelle, #2, Christina, #3, and Robyn, #4, have strangely decided that this is now the perfect time to send almost their entire brood to public school for the first time — where they will most certainly and sadly be teased for being polygamist kids.

Kody, are you thick as a brick? Or simply so insensitive about the feelings of the children you fathered that you would doubly torture your kids? Any normal parent of a teen — let alone several — knows how tough it is to be “different.” You’ve deliberately chosen to reveal your alternative lifestyle on Sister Wives, then were excited about revealing it on The Today Show, on virtually your kids’ first day of non-polygamy school!

It seems clear that it is fame, not faith, that is motivating you right now.

As for being a dedicated dad to your brood, it’s also clear on the show that your sixteen kids are each more attached to their individual moms, who appear to do all the childcaring and raising tasks, than they are to you. You are barely ever seen helping or hanging with your kids.

Instead, Kody, you LOVE LOVE LOVE NYC! However, it is hilarious that when your big moment comes to chat with Meredith Vieira – you freeze!

When Meredith asks you — “Why did you become a polygamist, especially since you didn’t grow up as one?” You had a frozen moment when you groped for an answer and finally responded, “it’s faith-based!”

Well Kody, I think you struggled for an answer because your polygamy has more to do with your horniness than getting into heaven.

Come on Kody, why is fornicating with multiple “wives” necessary for getting into the heavenly kingdom? If it is, Charlie Sheen is coming with you!

I think you’ve finally reached heaven on earth — first with four different women who allow you to bed hop, and now with reality TV fortune and mostly FAME!

– Bonnie Fuller

Chloë Sevigny Slams ‘Sister Wives’! Says They ‘Gloss Over’ The Tough Stuff!

The state of Utah typically doesn’t prosecute polygamist families, so the Browns’ attorney says he doesn’t see a reason for the family’s felony case to move forward.

Kody Brown and his polygamist family, the stars of TLC’s reality series Sister Wives, are currently being investigated for felony bigamy by the Utah County Attorney‘s office — but the family’s personal attorney, Jonathan Turley, doesn’t believe the family will be convicted. “The Utah County Attorney General’s website states that absent a crime, the policy is not to prosecute bigamy,” Turley tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively. He adds that it just wouldn’t make sense at this juncture to prosecute the seemingly happy family unit.

On the attorney general’s website, we also a little excerpt that states: “Polygamy is illegal in Utah … However, law enforcement has decided to focus on crimes within polygamous communities that involve child abuse, domestic violence and fraud.”

Turley tells us, “It would be a curious thing to select this one family out of thousands simply because they appeared on TV. We remain hopeful that the prosecutors use the well recognized power of prosecutorial discretion in declining prosecution in this case.”

The Utah County Attorney’s office says the case is still in the screening phase and there is no time frame in which it will either be moved forward or dropped.

— Jessica Finn

Porn giant Vivid Entertainment confirms exclusively to HollywoodLife.com that a sexy spoof on the hit reality series is all firmed up!

Vivid has thought long and hard about this one. HollywoodLife.com first brought you the news that Vivid was considering a porn spoof of Kody Brown‘s polygamist family, and now we can officially confirm that Sister Wives XXX: A Porn Parody will start production this November! According to Vivid spokeswoman Jackie Martin, “the studio’s award-winning director B. Skow will direct.”

We can’t wait wait to see who will be playing Kody, and his wives Robyn, Christine, Meri and Janelle. It sure seems like its quite a lot of porn stars that will be needed for the flick.

There’s still no word as to when the film will be — ahem — released, but we’ll keep you updated!

– Jessica Finn