The biggest football game of the year is almost upon us. In just a few short hours, the most aggressive players in the game will meet on one field to battle it out for ultimate glory. I’m, of course, referring to the ninth annual Puppy Bowl, airing Feb. 3 at 3 p.m. on Animal Planet. Why, what game did you think I was talking about?

Puppy Bowl IX On Animal Planet: TOO CUTE

This year’s Puppy Bowl features more than 30 of the game’s cutest players, and they’re all out for blood. (Just kidding, they’re all just going to try to out-cute each other, but it’s still going to be a nail-biter.)

There’s so much to look forward to — this year’s half-time show is rumored to be bigger and more house-trained than Beyoncé‘s — that we don’t even know what we should be most excited about!

HollywoodLifers, which game will YOU be tuning in to Sunday: the Super Bowl, or the Puppy Bowl? Vote below!

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More Puppy Cuteness To Freak Over (Or Are We The Only Ones Dying From The Cute?):

1. Miley Cyrus Adopts A New Puppy Named Bean
2. One Direction Plays With Puppies In Adorable New Pics
3. Kendall & Kylie Jenner Name Their Adorable Chocolate Lab Puppies

Is all this hype around tonight’s Super Bowl driving you crazy? Let’s face it — not everyone is a football fan. Fortunately for you, we’ve put together a short list of alternatives for you to watch while everyone else is losing their minds over the big game. We found a little something for everyone: Desperate Housewives for the drama queens, Puppy Bowl for the animal lovers, and a few other options to meet your various interests. Have a peek at our list and let us know what you’ll be watching:

1. Animal Planet is once again showing its always-amazing Puppy Bowl from 3 to 5 p.m. EST, and they’re replaying it all night! It’s like regular football — except the players are puppies and the cheerleaders are bunny rabbits! Yeah, it’s just that adorable.
2. ABC has an all-new episode of Desperate Housewives at 9 p.m. EST — and it’s a juicy one! Newcomer Julie Benz (formerly of Dexter) even shares an on-screen lip lock with nut case Katherine (Dana Delaney.) OK, maybe your boyfriend would be cool with this one.
3. USA is airing an all-day Law & Order: SVU “Man-a-thon” from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. EST, which features episodes that focus on the show’s law-enforcing hunks. Not a big Christopher Meloni fan? You will be after this!
4. NBC has new episodes of The Biggest Loser airing at 7 and 9 p.m. EST. Instead of stuffing your face with chips and guacamole, try watching couples banning together to lose weight and get their health back. You’ll never touch another chip again!