We begin on a pretty good foot, at Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif’s house as they prepare for a party to celebrate her new vodka line. Yes, you read that correctly.

Adrienne Maloof’s ‘Zing’ Party

The party revs up for Zing, a hip vodka that isn’t at all out of touch with reality. The party is just as ridiculous as the liquor — naked models climb in trees, and speaking of trees, there are large people-ish trees walking around. Moving on!

Marisa Zanuck tells the girls that Brandi Glanville sent her a text — out of the blue — saying that she thought a “hall pass,” a one-time cheating freebie, could fix Marisa’s marriage. Marisa reports that she was all like, “No, WTF, LOL, JK?”

“I don’t talk about my marriage,” Marisa says, possibly the most untrue statement ever made on this show. The sort of funny text devolves into an all-out Brandi diss-fest, led by Adrienne and archenemy Faye Resnick. My love for Yolanda Foster is reconfirmed when she refuses to join in on the bashing, and no matter how hard Adrienne pushes, she’s just like, “Eh, no, I’m good.” Let me stress this, that woman is a BOSS.

Adrienne Maloof & Paul Nassif: Trouble In 90210?

The tension is palpable, as Paul stuffs his face with cheese and Adrienne yells at him about plates. Same old stuff, Paul assures, and we wonder: How have these two ever been on the same team?

Paul displays a good sense of humor for the very first time by donning body paint and climbing a tree, and Adrienne gets mad about it! She turns it into him desperately needing attention. We have the foresight to know where this is headed, but still, Bravo sort of introduced this discord pretty suddenly. And speaking of suddenly, when we return from commercial break, Adrienne and Paul have announced their divorce… via the internet!

When one marriage ends, another renews its vows. So of course Ken and Lisa Vanderpump are throwing a romantic housewarming party, setting the stage for the perfect place for all these women to gossip about Adrienne and Paul. Brandi’s the first one to say the words “publicity stunt.” Apparently Paul has already moved out, I hear. Watching Kim Richards and Taylor Armstrong talk about the divorce is like seeing toddlers talk about the theory of relativity. “That’s what teams do. Right? I don’t have a husband,” Kim says in her interview.

Brandi Glanville On A War Path

Brandi’s “free pass,” as Lisa puts it, blossoms into a vendetta to blow Marisa’s previous comments about her out of proportion. Leave it to Yolanda to bring Brandi and Marisa face-to-face to work their issues out like real, er, women. Oh-my-god-Yolanda-is-amazing. Marisa is trying to beat around the bush and dance her way out of this confrontation and Yo Yo is NOT letting it happen. Marisa squirms, knowing she is overmatched.

The other ladies hear the girl-fight going on and perk up as if their vultures or something. Things get better, or worse depending on who you are, when Faye butts in. She says she wants to join in the conversation, or as Brandi more eloquently puts it, “Faye walks up to a situation that has nothing to do with her, and puts her d**k on the table.” Faye says absolutely nothing of value and tries to put Adrienne’s divorce on Brandi. At that point even Marisa is like, okay, let’s take a step back, you’re crazy.

The episode has to end before the party does! We’re just getting started! Finale next week!

Adrienne skipped out on Lisa’s housewarming party, but that’s not the only thing she ditched. She skipped the reunion taping, and Andy Cohen was NOT happy about it — see what I mean, watch the video below.

Watch: Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season Finale Recap

– Andrew Gruttadaro

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Following their nasty divorce, Adrienne Maloof reportedly went ballistic when she discovered that ex-husband Paul Nassif is dating a Las Vegas pageant beauty, and Hollywoodlife.com has all the details!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, 51, flipped out when she found out that the woman Paul, 50, has been claiming as his live-in nanny is actually his 27-year-old girlfriend, RadarOnline reports. But the problem for Adrienne isn’t that Paul is with a younger woman – after all she’s getting hot and heavy with Sean Stewart, 32 – sources say the issue is Paul’s dishonesty.

Paul Nassif’s New Woman — Dating The Babysitter?

“Paul is dating Helen Salas and she’s been living in his $10,000 a month house with him, he told Adrienne she was the babysitter, but when she wanted to get a background check done on her, Paul then told her she resigned, but she didn’t. This girl isn’t the babysitter, she’s his girlfriend. She’s furious with him.”

Adrienne Maloof Suspected Paul Was Up To No Good

According to a separate report in Life & Style magazine, Adrienne reportedly felt “completely duped” by Paul, but she suspected for some time that he had a girlfriend. “While they were still together, Paul would go to Vegas and go off the radar, not answering phone calls,” an insider says. “Adrienne would hear from friends that he was partying with a girl, but she couldn’t believe he would do that, even though she knew things weren’t going well in their relationship.”

A source close to Adrienne tells Radar that the reality star is “disappointed with Paul,” for lying to her about dating the Miss Nevada USA. “She doesn’t care if he is dating someone else now but she doesn’t like that he lied to her. All she wanted to do was protect her children and make sure they are safe with the people around them.”

Do you think Adrienne has a right to be upset, HollywoodLifers?

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3. ‘RHOBH’ Recap: Adrienne & Paul Return To Beverly Hills

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof is officially a cougar! The 51-year-old drama queen is dating Sean Stewart, 32, and her girlfriends are telling HollywoodLife.com exclusively that Adrienne isn’t phased by the age difference and that this new relationship is exactly what she needs to move on.

“Adrienne needs this,” a source connected with the reality star reveals. “She’s been through a lot with Paul [Nassif]and it’s good to see her out, especially with someone with whom she can connect and relax. Sean is good guy and I don’t think age necessarily matters when it involves the heart.”

Our source continues, “Adrienne is an excellent business woman and a profound judge of character and I think she sees something in Sean that’s good and warm and charming. She likes a good time and I’m sure Sean gives her just that.”

Sean Stewart & Adrienne Maloof’s Relationship Is Getting Serious

“Adrienne has her boys at home too and I know she wouldn’t bring anyone around them who she didn’t trust and feel comfortable with.”

Adrienne, and her estranged plastic surgeon husband Paul announced they’ve settled all their financial and custody issues, and granting everything stays as is, the divorce will be finalized at the end of February.

As of now, however, Adrienne is going full steam ahead with her new man.

“It’s a new relationship and they’re just enjoying their time together and loving every minute of it. I’ve seen them together and it’s amazing,” the source says, adding “kudos to Adrienne!”

Sound off HollywoodLifers. Do you think a younger man is just what Adrienne needs?

– Eric Ray

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3. Adrienne Maloof, 51, Confirms She’s Dating Rod Stewart’s Son, 32

If you’ve been keeping up with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season, you already know how nasty things have gotten between Adrienne Maloof and Brandi Glanville, after Brandi revealed a yet-unaired secret about Adrienne and Paul Nassif’s children. But a new report from Us Weekly claims the feud has gotten even worse, to the point where Adrienne believes Brandi is “trying to destroy” her family!

To make matters worse, a friend claims, Brandi has actually befriended Paul since his divorce from Adrienne!

“He’s lovely, and we text occasionally,” Brandi has apparently told the magazine.

Still, Adrienne’s friend thinks “it’s crazy that Paul can befriend Brandi after what she did to his kids.”

Meanwhile, Brandi apparently doesn’t think she did anything wrong by opening her mouth, insisting that ”when you sign up for a reality show, everything you do in your life is fair game.”

What Is Adrienne Maloof’s Big Secret?

Though Adrienne and Paul were able to convince Bravo to censor Brandi when she dropped the major bombshell about their family, Us Weekly isn’t beholden to such limitations.

According to the mag, Brandi revealed that Adrienne used a surrogate to have six-year-old twins, Christian and Colin, following her very difficult pregnancy with nine-year-old Gavin.

“Adrienne is furious,” a friend tells the mag, explaining that she had planned to tell her twins the truth about their birth when she felt the time was right.

Yikes! It sounds like there’s a lot more to Brandi and Adrienne’s rivalry than we’ve seen on the show. We can’t wait to see how the drama unfolds in the weeks ahead.

Watch our exclusive interview with Lisa Vanderpump to find out why she’s Team Brandi, then vote and tell us whose side YOU’RE on:

— Andy Swift

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Us Weekly

More On Adrienne Maloof & Brandi Glanville’s Fight On RHOBH:

1. Kyle Richards: Adrienne Maloof’s Secret ‘Too Sacred’ To Share
2. ‘RHOBH’ Recap: Adrienne Maloof Suing Brandi Glanville For Spilling Secret
3. ‘RHOBH’ Recap: Adrienne Maloof & Paul Nassif Explode At Brandi Glanville

Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif’s divorce was finalized less than two months ago, in November, but The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is moving on already — with a much younger man!

Adrienne, 51, dined with Rod Stewart’s son Sean Stewart, 32, at Koi in LA, according to In Touch magazine.

“It was really full-on PDA,” a fellow diner told the magazine.

“They looked really cute and comfortable together, definitely like they’ve known each other a long time. They were sitting really close and talking in each other’s ear and then ordered food to share,” the source added.

HollywoodLife.com reached out to Adrienne, who told us exclusively, “[Sean is] a very sweet person and very kind to my little boys.” There’s no denial there!

More About Sean Stewart — Songwriter, Musician and Model

Sean, a songwriter, musician and model, is the son of Rod Stewart.

Sean starred in the 2007 reality show Sons of Hollywood, where he wrote the theme song “In Crowd.”

Sean also appeared on Season 2 of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, which premiered in October 2008. He was being treated for addictions to alcohol, ecstasy, vicodin, morphine, Fentanyl, cocaine and heroin during his time on the show.

Adrienne & Paul Nassif Settled Their Divorce In November

In a joint statement to People magazine at the time, the reality stars said, “We’re happy to announce we have reached agreement on a settlement that we are both very pleased with. Divorce is a painful process under any circumstance and certainly more painful under the constant glare of the media spotlight. There has been so much untrue negative innuendo and destructive rumors beyond our control the past few months. We want the best for each other and we’re confident we can help each other make a continuing positive impact with our children. We’re happy to be moving forward with our lives in a positive way, not only individually but as co-parents.”

What do YOU think, HollywoodLifers? Is Adrienne dating Sean Stewart? Should she?

— Chris Rogers

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer knows first hand what it’s like to go through a nasty public divorce and now, the ageless beauty is lending a helping hand to co-star Adrienne Maloof and teaching her how to cope with her divorce from Paul Nassif.

“It’s sad because I’ve known them for a long time now and it’s sad to see what’s transpired over the past year,” Camille told HollywoodLife.com‘s Editor-in-Chief Bonnie Fuller in an EXCLUSIVE sit-down interview.

“We’ve talked over the last few months and she said how difficult it was and I empathize with her.”

Camille, who herself went through a nasty on-camera divorce  from ex-husband Kelsey Grammer, says she’s helping Adrienne by sharing some of her experience and being a listening friend. She also says Adrienne is doing her best and is solely focusing on her children.

How Adrienne Is Maloof Is Coping

“She’s staying strong. She’s doing well and she’s keeping her priorities straight and that’s her kids…her kids come first. They always did.

“We never really felt comfortable about having our kids on the show and she’s always been so protective about her children and her family and that’s her number one priority.”

Adrienne and Paul called it quits earlier this year. Since they announced their split, the couple went through a public war which included restraining orders, vicious accusations, and lot and lots of bad blood.

On November 8, the couple settled their divorce and released a statement saying, “We’re happy to announce we have reached agreement on a settlement,”  adding they are both pleased.

Sound off, HollywoodLifers. Do you think Adrienne and Paul can be friends for the sake of their children?

WATCH: Camille Grammer On Adrienne Maloof’s Divorce

– Bonnie Fuller

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Remember last week when The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills enjoyed a nice-ish, friendly-ish girls’ weekend in Ojai? That was apparently the calm before the storm, because they returned to ‘reality’ on the Dec. 10 episode — and oh yes, s**t got real. After Brandi Glanville dropped a massive bombshell about Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif, the couple came at her with a few bombs of their own.

I lost count of the number of times hairy-backed Paul called Brandi a bitch, but I think it’s safe to say “many.” He called her a bitch “many” times. Brandi and Adrienne also had it out, putting their fingers in front of each other’s faces with such intensity I was legit worried they were going to poke each other’s eyes out. (And by “worried,” I of course mean “excited.”)

But the worst part about the Glanville-Maloof melee was that we didn’t really know what they were fighting about. Earlier in the episode, Brandi revealed a major secret about the scary-faced family, but Bravo censors kept her confession from actually being — well — confessed. All we know, according to Brandi, is that the Maloofs asked her to tweet retractions to previous statements she made.

(A source tells Wetpaint that Brandi’s confession was about Paul and Adrienne having their three children via surrogate, while the couple insists the boys were all natural births.)

This fight is also likely to trigger a second argument between Kim and Kyle Richards, as Kim is the one who alerted the Maloofs to Brandi’s little confession, which caused a chaotic scene at Mauricio‘s real-estate event.

MORE EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:

— Camille Grammer was asked about the difference between new boyfriend Dimitri and ex-husband Kelsey Grammer. Her answer? “Eight inches.” (Barf.)

— Lisa Vanderpump had to play “scolding mother” to Stassi, one of the whiniest employees at Sur — and any restaurant for that matter. It was basically a built-in preview for her new show, Vanderpump Rules, so I guess we can expect to see her cracking the whip full-time this January.

— Did I mention Paul has a super hairy back? He’s like a yeti, but grosser.

OK, time for you to sound off: Are you Team Brandi or Team Maloofs? Was Kim wrong to tell them about Brandi’s confession? And while we’re on the subject, what do you think Brandi actually SAID? Drop some comments!

— Andy Swift

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Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif have finally settled their bitter divorce and custody disputes, but allegations of child abuse still linger — especially after their son Christian, 6, was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills on Nov. 12 with three broken fingers.

The divorced couple, who gained notoriety during the reality show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, are now being investigated by Child Proctective Services over the incident.

“Anytime a child comes to the hospital and suffers a mysterious or hard to explain injury, Child Protective Services is immediately notified,” a source close to the situation told Radaronline.com.

“In this case, because Christian suffered three broken fingers under mysterious circumstances, the attending physician in the emergency room reported the injury to Los Angeles County of Department of Children and Family Services,” the source added.

Adrienne rushed her son to the hospital on Nov. 12 after the injury.

“It is concerning that this is the second time that social workers have been notified about an incident involving Christian Nassif in the past two months,” the insider said.

We hope this is all one big misunderstanding!

What do YOU think of the abuse investigation HollyMoms?

– Christina Stiehl

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