The former Spice Girl was desperate to give birth naturally, and tried every old wives tale in the book — EVEN SEX! But baby number three just won’t come out!

Melanie Brown aka Mel B is ready to kiss goodbye her massive baby bump — she’s revealed her first child with husband Stephen Belafonte will finally arrive this week!

“I just had my doctor on the phone and he’s given me some ultimatums which are good. It’s coming out this week, one way or another it’s coming out this week,” Mel, 36, reveals.

The singer, mom to Phoenix, 12 and Angel, 4, insists she tried EVERYTHING to encourage her baby to find his own way out!

“I’ve tried the hot food, the running, the sex and violence,” she says. “I’ve tried it all. And it just seems to be stuck and hibernating in there getting bigger and bigger, so it’s coming out this week for sure.”

During an interview with Australian radio station 2DayFM, Mel says she’s actually looking forward to the birth —  she’s not even scared of the pain and the damage her baby might do to her private parts! Mel explains, ”It’s called epidural and pain relievers! I have a very small and neat thing going on down there. My doctor does the designer thing afterwards so I’ve got no problems.”

Wow! Too.Much.Information!

We hope it all goes smoothly for Mel and can’t wait to meet another Spice baby!

What do you think she’s expecting, HollyMoms? Daughter number three… or son number one?

– Ian Garland

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It’s no joke! The Lemon Drop cupcakes at Cappellino’s Crazy Cakes in Charlottesville, VA have unexplained secret pregnancy powers!

This is so incredible! Nineteen pregnant moms, who were all past their due dates, had one of Dotty and Frank Cappellino‘s Lemon Drop cupcakes and BAM! Their babies decided it was time to arrive!

The mom who “discovered” this cupcake miracle was Lori Lawson, who was days overdue with her son Ethan when she stopped in Cappellino’s Crazy Cakes in Charlottesville, VA to grab a sweet treat. Obviously, she chose the Lemon Drop cupcake with lemon buttercream.

“Within half an hour, I started having contractions,” Lori tells 4029 News. And the same happened for other moms, who heard about the magic cupcake from their local obsetricians who were confident in the baked good’s powers.

The owner of Cappellino’s Dotty says the only ingredient that is different in this certain cupcake is “fresh lemon juice and zest.” And although no one can determine what the cause of the contractions may be, the proof is in the numbers!

How amazing is this? If you’re overdue, head out for a road trip to Cappellino’s!

–Leigh Blickley