A lot of our girlfriends want to date you, Pauly D, and we think there are some winners out there!
Pauly D, there are tons of Hollywood Life BFFs who want to be your Valentine — and you actually have a lot in common with them! Here are some of the ones who really stand out. Give us a call, Pauly, we’d love to play cupid for you!
Qpatel2 and Pauly have a lot in common! They both go to the gym, enjoy dancing, and can take care of herself financially (just like you, Mr. $10,000 an episode!):
“Hello! My name is Quinee and I am 22 years old. I am independent and a sexy young woman. I go to the gym 5 to 6 times a week. I am a full time Pharmacy student. I am very outgoing, I love to dance, very fun, and I know how to have a good time! I can def take care of myself both physically and financially. I just need you Pauly D to be the icing on my cake!” Read more from fans who are crushing on Pauly D!
On behalf of all the men of HollywoodLife.com — and yes, we’re here for you, brah — we hereby beg you to give us a Jersey Shore-style blowout!
As far as I can tell, Pauly D, there’s only one Problem with these Facebook photos of you giving Michael Cera your trademark gel- and spray-irradiated Pimpadour: Michael freakin’ Cera. Me and the boys — Willie, Carlos, and Kelly — fully admit it: We’re totally in awe of that stiff, crunchy, porcupine-inspired masterpiece on top of your head, which our beauty editor Marta deconstructed ages ago. Looks like you did the best you could with Cera’s soft, dull indie-nerd moptop. But just imagine what you’d have to work with here …Read more