You know what they say about cheating on your wife with a harem of porn stars? Oh, right: Don’t do it! Tiger Woods is learning that the hard way, as three of his mistresses are joining forces to turn their experiences with the pro-golfer into serious cash. Page Six reports that Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James will star in 3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World’s Greatest Golfer – so let the “hole in one” jokes begin!

The movie, which is scheduled for an April 3 release, finds the three women reminiscing about each of their encounters with Tiger — and anyone who’s even accidentally seen an adult film knows what “reminiscing” really means.

“Now, when these women also happen to be adult stars that have sex for a living, and reveal they have been with the same guy, you can be sure they’ll share absolutely everything,” says the film’s director B. Skow.

But the real icing on the X-rated cake is that 3 Mistresses is being released one day after Tiger competes in the Masters Tournament — which he has consistently lost since 2005.

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And if you are, who will you get to play Tiger?

While some of Tiger Woods‘ alleged mistresses are cashing in with appearances on talk shows and exclusive magazine interviews, Holly Sampson is making her money by doing what she does best: shooting porn! Holly, who claims to have slept with Tiger during his bachelor party in 2004, was spotted by TMZ leaving the offices of Vivid Entertainment with a script in her hand titled “Holly Sampson Golf Project.” We wonder what that could be about.

According to TMZ, Holly was accompanied by Steven Hirsch, the head of Vivid Entertainment — but neither one of them would comment about the plot of the movie.

This may not be the first time a public figure has been mocked in porn — don’t forget Hustler’s Sarah Palin-inspired hit, Who’s Nailin’ Palin? from 2008 — but it may be the first time someone directly involved in a scandal is doing their own mocking. Will Holly be playing herself in this movie? Is this going to be considered autobiographical porn? We have so many questions — we just might be afraid to get our answers.

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Do you think Tiger’s alleged #1 mistress should pose in the buff?

Even if seeing Rachel Uchitel baring her birthday suit in Playboy doesn’t seem like a bad thing to you, it isn’t going to happen.

A source tells HollywoodLife.com that any type of feature – naked or otherwise – isn’t in the cards for VIP hostess.

“Rachel isn’t going to be in the magazine,” our insider confirms. “There was definitely interest, and she was ready to do it, but the deal fell through because she wanted too much money.”

But what about Tiger’s 12 other reported mistresses? Porn stars Joslyn Joyce and Holly Sampson already have lots of experience posing in the buff, so a shoot in the magazine wouldn’t be unheard of.

Says our source, “There are absolutely no deals for the other women to appear in Playboy. It isn’t going to happen – the magazine doesn’t want to go there.”

A rep for the magazine couldn’t be reached for comment.

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Tiger oozed to Jamie that they “had a connection!”

In the latest bombshell in the Tiger Woods story, Jamie Jungers told Meredith Vieira this morning on Today that Tiger fully pursued her, that they were like “girlfriend and boyfriend” and that he didn’t try to hide her.

During the year-and-a-half relationship, he only mentioned wife Elin Nordegren one time. According to Jamie, Tiger made no effort to hide her: They went out to restaurants, they went out together, and they were even photographed together.

As for allegations she was paid for sex, Jamie said she actually never took money from Tiger, and that the reason they broke up was that Tiger wouldn’t help her when she had financial troubles. What’s more, Jamie says couldn’t be with someone who wouldn’t help her out in that way. Still, she said all she got from the relationship was “a broken heart.”

Jamie also tells the UK’s Sun that she had “amazing, just crazy” sex!

She also raves that the sex “got better the more we saw each other.” She describes their first sexual encounter at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas in 2005: “Tiger and I went back to the room and just started making out. I remember him picking me up and putting me against the wall, and that’s when it turned into wild sex.”

And as if Jungers’ tell-all weren’t bad enough, a former high-end madam alleged yesterday on E! Online that Tiger was a client.

Michelle Braun claims Woods paid a total of $60,000 from late 2006 to 2007 for at least four escorts on six occasions. “He liked girl-on-girl … He had sex with them together,” according to Braun.

Video to come shortly …

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If you were wondering when another of Tiger’s girls was going to speak, wait no more: Holly Sampson has just released a statement to straighten everyone out about her involvement with the golf kingpin!

One of Tiger Woods’ alleged hookups, porn performer Holly Sampson, told a story on a porn talk-show over six months ago about  — it’s all true. Thing is, her lawyer Andrew J. Contiguglia explains in a just-released statement, her hook-up with Woods happened before he was married.

The statements made by Holly Sampson in the webcast interview with Naughty America in May of 2009 are truthful, accurate, and without any malicious intent. Holly Sampson has not requested and will not accept any monetary amount for her silence regarding her past relations with Tiger Woods. Holly Sampson confirms that her relationship with Tiger Woods was intimate and that this relationship occurred while Mr. Woods was not married. Holly Sampson will be releasing details of this legitimate relationship.

In case you missed it, here’s the video in question on TMZ.

The woman who came out as Tiger Woods‘ 11th mistress, told Deadspin.com Veronica Siwik-Daniels that she was Tiger’s “full-time mistress” for years.

And Las Vegas VIP concierge named Jorge told Deadspin.com, “every time Woods traveled to Vegas, he would pay for a visit with Siwik-Daniels — in cash.”  That sure sounds familiar!

Veronica, whose stage name is Joslyn James, also “loved to talk about all the freaky s**t Tiger dug in bed” according to Jorge.  

Last night, Veronica wrote on her Facebook Page, ”I find it comical when certain individuals have no life of their own and want to be ME … so terribly bad.”  It wasn’t clear who, exactly, she was referring to.

The heavily inked, Las Vegas-based brunette isn’t the first porn star Tiger’s been linked to, either. News broke on Dec. 7 that the golfer had been involved with Diary of a Horny Housewife star Holly Sampson.

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What is Holly Sampson really like? If you want to know more about the porn star linked the the golf pro, read on!

The people who know adult film star Holly Sampson think she’s great – just ask her former Cheating Housewives 6 co-star, Christian.

Although Christian says Holly “always plays the mistress and is the one doing the cheating”, he also says she’s an amazing person, and that if the affair is true, Tiger has good taste. “She’s very friendly and takes care of herself,” the porn star tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively. “[She] always has her hair done and is very well groomed — nails, toes, everything. She’s striking in terms of how she looks and comes across as very beautiful, but she’s also just a cool chick.”

Though Holly, 36, never mentioned Tiger directly, she did say she was married at one point and, according to Christian, “was always dating people. She even had a guy’s name tattooed on the back of her neck.”

Unlike some of the golfer’s other alleged mistresses — some of whom have cashed in by selling their stories — Holly has yet to speak out about her rumored affair. And although she hasn’t directly benefited from the affair, her name is definitely bringing in the bucks for one party.

The production company behind Cheating Housewives 6, Smash Pictures, got a surge in orders for Holly’s Cheating film early Monday, just after the news broke of her alleged affair.

“Sales have been crazy,” Stuart Wall, vice president of Smash Pictures, tells HollywoodLife. “I’ve sold about 500 copies this morning alone. Everyone is curious to see a celebrity mistress, someone who in real life was apparently with Tiger Woods, in action.”

At least someone’s a winner in this whole mess.

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Standing 5’5″, the busty blonde is allegedly the seventh woman on Tiger Woods’ ever-lengthening list of flings, according to the New York Daily News. She has starred in such adult films like OMG, Stop Tickling Me and and was featured on HBO’s Best Sex Ever. She even filmed one episode of The Wonder Years with Fred Savage!

Sampon’s lawyer Andrew Contiguglia told The New York Daily News the actress has “no comment.”