Kristen Stewart — Family Guy just featured you on its April 28 episode, but you weren’t a guest star — you were the butt of a joke. In fact, they made fun of your butt! In the episode, Lois Griffin says, “Someone should write ‘Wash Me’ in the dust on [Kristen's] flat ass.” While the joke may seem harsh, it’s evident that your boyfriend Robert Pattinson is a big fan of your sexy body. There’s no truth behind the joke; you have an amazing body, so just laugh it off! 

‘Family Guy’ Disses Kristen Stewart

Kristen, you don’t have a “flat ass” and you’re not “dirty,” as the show joked in a recent diss. You’re a gorgeous and talented woman. There’s a reason you’re considered one of the World’s Most Beautiful Women, according to PEOPLE.

When Lois was asked who she’d rather “do,” you or Scarlett Johansson, she said, “Definitely Scarlett Johansson. For one thing, there’s the boobs, which Kristen Stewart does not have. Also, I get the impression that Kristen Stewart is more of a bath person when she really needs a shower. Someone should write ‘Wash Me’ in the dust on that flat ass.”

To some, it may seem like the show trashed you, but I think it’s the highest form of flattery. Approximately 4.9 million viewers tuned in to the episode, so that’s the number of fans you could potentially add to your legion of devotees. I know how much your fans love you!

And if Family Guy chose to poke fun at you, it means you’re on the writers’ radar, which definitely means you’re doing something right. In the past, the show has featured Selena Gomez, Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber — all huge stars of our generation!

‘Family Guy’ Is Like ‘Saturday Night Live’

You clearly agree with me, because you said Family Guy is like Saturday Night Live!

A source told HollywoodLife.com exclusively, “[Kristen] doesn’t care about the Family Guy diss, as she feels like the show is like Saturday Night Live, and they are going to get you eventually. Plus, she didn’t think the joke was in bad taste or vile, as it was a joke about hygiene. She has definitely dealt with worse. She is taking things fine and laughing it off.”

I’m so glad to hear you feel that way! Keep cuddling up to Robert, and remember: It’s not a diss, it’s a compliment!

What do YOU think, HollywoodLifers? Should Kristen be upset?

WATCH: ‘Family Guy’ Makes Fun Of Kristen Stewart

– Bonnie Fuller

Sometimes it’s better to be safe than sorry, which is why Fox has decided to pull a controversial Family Guy episode from Hulu and Fox.com. HollywoodLife.com‘s sister site Deadline confirms that the episode — which features Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane) killing participants at the Boston marathon, then setting off two explosions in a second scene — is no longer available to stream on either site.

The scenes would naturally make anyone think back to the horrific April 15 bombings at the Boston Marathon, but the eerie connections were brought even more to light when a fan spliced the two scenes together and uploaded them to YouTube. The altered video made it look like Peter purposely set off two explosions with the intent of killing Boston Marathon runners, which is simply not the case.

‘Family Guy’ Video Also Pulled From YouTube

Not only did Fox choose to pull the full episode from Hulu and Fox.com, but YouTube has also stepped in to remove the video from its own site. If you track down the original video and attempt to watch it, you’ll be greeted by the following message:

This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube’s policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.

Seth MacFarlane Slams Edited YouTube Video

Family Guy creator and star Seth MacFarlane was outraged that someone would use his show to make light of the national tragedy, and he expressed his anger on Twitter immediately after seeing the viral video.

“The edited Family Guy clip currently circulating is abhorrent,” Seth tweeted April 16. “The event was a crime and a tragedy, and my thoughts are with the victims.”

— Andy Swift
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More Controversial ‘Family Guy’ News:

1. ‘Family Guy’ Video Draws Connections To Boston Marathon Bombings
2. Justin Bieber Gets Beat Up On ‘Family Guy’
3. ‘Family Guy’ Takes A Shot At ‘True Blood’

Since it first began airing more than 10 years ago, Family Guy has basically existed to shock and offend — but its latest, and most newsworthy, offense appears to be completely coincidental. The show’s March 17 episode, titled “Urban Cowboy,” included a scene in which Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane) killed runners at the Boston Marathon, followed by another scene in which he created mass hysteria by setting off two explosions from a remote location.

It’s understandable for these scenes to conjure mental images of the April 15 bombings at the Boston Marathon, but one fan took it a step too far by editing the two scenes together.

The video, which is quickly making its way around the internet, makes it look like Peter intentionally killed runners at the marathon by setting off two explosions — which is absolutely not what happened.

Seth MacFarlane Responds To ‘Family Guy’ Boston Bombing Video

Seth, 39, addressed the video on Twitter as soon as he saw it, taking the uploader to task.

“The edited Family Guy clip currently circulating is abhorrent,” Seth tweeted April 16. “The event was a crime and a tragedy, and my thoughts are with the victims.”

WATCH: ‘Family Guy’ Scenes Reminiscent Of Boston Bombings

What say you, HollywoodLifers? Was it wrong for someone to edit these two scenes together, or was the person just trying to point out the eerie similarities? Vote below:

— Andy Swift
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More ‘Family Guy’ On HollywoodLife.com:

1. Justin Bieber Gets Beat Up On ‘Family Guy’
2. ‘Family Guy’ Takes A Shot At ‘True Blood’: See The Cartoon Versions Of Sookie & Bill
3. Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez & Robert Pattinson Guest Star On ‘Family Guy’

Justin Bieber had a huge night on television Nov. 25 — and I’m not just talking about his Oprah’s Next Chapter interview. The pop nugget also made a cameo on Family Guy, during which Lois snuck backstage at one of Justin’s concerts. And because things tend to escalate pretty quickly on the Fox comedy, it wasn’t long before Peter had beaten Justin into a bloody pulp in his dressing room.

Now here’s a potentially awkward twist: Justin is actually a big fan of Family Guy. Last year, he was spotted wearing a blinged-out Stewie Griffin necklace, estimated to cost $25,000. At the time, we asked HollywoodLife.com readers if they thought it was ‘awesome or totally crazy,’ but honestly, you’d have to be totally crazy to think that was awesome.

Of course, this wasn’t the first time we’ve seen Justin meet an untimely end on television. After being shot to death on CSI in 2011, Justin re-emerged later that year on South Park — only to be squished to death by Cartman (as The Coon) and the mighty Cthulu.

Watch Justin’s original TV death on CSI below, then drop a comment: Do you think his beating on Family Guy was hilarious, or unnecessary?

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More Justin news:

1. Psy Replaces Justin Bieber As King Of YouTube
2. Justin Bieber Meets Prime Minister In Overalls
3. Oprah Winfrey: Justin Bieber Is The New Michael Jackson

If you’re a regular reader of HollywoodLife.com, and you happened to catch the Jan. 8 episode of Family Guy, your head probably exploded. Within the first few minutes, three of the people we obsess over the most — Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez and Robert Pattinson – all got a shout-out. But the most surprising part of all, at least to me, is that none of them were made fun of!

We’ve seen these stars on animated shows before — remember when South Park killed Justin and beat up Selena, or when Beavis and Butt-Head made fun of Twilight? — but this time around, they all emerged scot-free.

I can’t say anything about Selena or Rob, but maybe Seth MacFarlane decided to go easy on Biebs because he’s a known Family Guy fan. (Click here to see Justin’s $25,000 Stewie necklace!)

— Andy Swift

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Just when I thought I’d seen Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) have sex with vampires in every way imaginable — in a graveyard, on a drug trip, etc. — along came the Sept. 25 episode of Family Guy to present Sookie’s fang-banging in the most unthinkable form yet: animated!

Are you wondering how Sookie ended up in Quahog? Allow me to fill you in:

The Griffins won the lottery on the Family Guy season premiere, so Peter got his buddies Joe and Quagmire to do all sorts of ridiculous stuff for him. In this scene, Peter had Joe watch the entire first season of True Blood on DVD and show him all the parts where you can see Anna Paquin’s breasts. Of course, it wasn’t exactly an uplifting scene for fans of the HBO series. Here’s the exchange:

Peter: No! Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob! That’s like looking at a 12-year-old boy! You should know that, Joe. … And as for you, Anna, you’re dreadful. And so is the program.
Anna: [Somehow talking to Peter through the TV] I didn’t write it.
Peter: Yeah, but you know the people who do. That Alan Ball — you know him, right?
Anna: Yeah…
Peter: How come everything he writes is so dreary?
Anna: I don’t know.
Peter: Tell him to cheer up! Things ain’t so bad.

Fortunately, the disappointingly un-funny joke took a solid turn when the camera cut to Bruce — my personal favorite — watching the show at home in his True Blood t-shirt.

“This is a weird episode,” Bruce said.

Yes, Bruce. My thoughts exactly…

— Andy Swift

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She got famous on ‘Beverly Hills, 90210′ and went on to become our favorite reality mom!

Tori Spelling truly lives the Hollywood dream!

She defined teenage angst as Donna Martin on Beverly Hills, 90210, and her career has flourished ever since. From supporting roles in films such as Scream 2 and shows like Family Guy, Tori later redefined her career to become a reality queen, with shows such as Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood as Tori & Dean: Inn Love. Tori is currently starring in the Oxygen series Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings, which documents her wedding planning business.

Tori is married to her reality costar Dean McDermott, 44, and they have two kids: four-year-old Liam Aaron and two-year-old Stella Doreen. The couple recently announced they were expecting their third child!

Tori loves talking about her kids and says it’s difficult for her to say goodbye — even when it’s just time for her to go to work!

“I work a lot so there’s times I have to leave and now that they’re getting older, they know,” Tori says. “They’re hanging on to you and the tears are coming and you’re explaining I’ll be back, I always come back. It’s hard.”

We’re sure Tori doesn’t really need any gifts for her birthday — she’s so thrilled to be pregnant! Happy birthday, Tori!

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The star of the new film The Tourist says he bonded with co-star Angelina Jolie over a glass of wine while their kids played video games.

He plays larger than life characters like Captain Jack Sparrow, but Johnny Depp is a soft-spoken guy in real life. The 47-year-old loves nothing better than coming home from work and settling down on the sofa with his kids, Lily-Rose, 11, and Jack, 8. “We sit in front of the TV and giggle and watch Family Guy,” he tells HollyBaby. Can you believe it? We learned a lot about Johhny from this sweet, candid interview. Read on to learn more about his life away from the cameras and at home as a dad.

How did you meet Angelina for the first time?
We got together at my house. Me. Vanessa [Paradis, Johnny's partner and the mother of his two children]. Angie. Brad [Pitt]. Our boys played video games. We drank wine and just talked. Angie and I started out by bonding as parents. My kids think I have a normal job, like working construction.

Are you really such a normal guy?
I go to work and then come home. We sit in front of the TV and giggle and watch Family Guy.

Matt Damon tells HollyBaby about the challenges of living in a house full of girls

How has fatherhood changed your life?
It didn’t change my life. It made my life. My kids are amazing. Even when they were babies I was learning from them. Now, my daughter is 11 and Jack is 8. We get into these pretty profound conversations. My kids ask questions that leave my head spinning. They’ve absolutely added just pureness to my life. Just pure joy. I can’t say I had that prior to having children.

What do they think you and Vanessa do for a living? Do they know you’re a big star?
No, they think I go out and do a job like working construction. It’s like, “Daddy’s gone and now he’s home again.” When I’m home, we shut out the rest of the world and we’re just a regular family making dinner and watching movies. It’s just the best fun in the world.

Are you honest with your kids about your fame?
I’ve never hid anything from my kids. Vanessa and I try to keep them out of the public eye as much as possible. But the paparazzi still sneak up on us. They get us. And we deal with it. But we never lie to our kids. We never tried to make it any different than just a game. There are those funny people with the cameras again! You just deal with it.

Milla Jovovich slams celeb moms and their superfast post-baby slim downs

Do your kids handle your fame well? It must be tough when everyone wants a piece of you.
They’re very good about sharing… even me with people who come up to us. My kids have good heads on their shoulders and they understand that Daddy is still doing his job. It’s just like if I was a writer and someone asked a question. I tell them that it’s nice that so many people think Daddy does a good job. It’s cool because it tells them then that it’s important to do a good job. I tell them to do what you love. But I also show that once I’m at home, it’s about the family.

How did you meet Vanessa and know she was the one you wanted to be with and have children with some day?
I was in the lobby of a restaurant and I just saw her back from across the room. Suddenly, she turned in this slow-motion way and looked at me. All I could see were these beautiful eyes. Then she walked up to me and said hello. She said, “Do you remember me?” I did because we met several years ago. In that moment, I knew I was caught.

How do you manage fatherhood and stardom?
When I’m working, she comes with me and we take the kids. When she’s working, I go with her and the kids.

How did parenthood change you as an artist?
Being a parent changed everything for me. Fatherhood has revealed me. It has given me great perspective and a true purpose in life. I’m also quite calm. As an actor, I make choices of films that I can be proud of well into the future and will make my family proud.

Do your kids watch your films?
They love Pirates and Willy Wonka. Obviously, they’re not watching The Libertine.

–Cindy Pearlman

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