Come on Michelle Bachman and Rick Perry, if you’re really concerned about morals in this country stop fixating on cancer-preventing vaccines for girls, AND the Presidents’ birth certificate.

If anyone deserves a finger wagging it’s Courtney, the 16-year-old bride, now 17, who turned up at the Lombardi Pumpkin Patch in Santa Clarita Valley in a pair of butt-cheek revealing Daisy Duke denim shorts, an amped-up cleavage-exposing midriff top and white high heeled boots.

She and her frisky husband then got busy PDA-ing with barely dressed Courtney wrapping her legs around Doug‘s waist and playfully fondling completely innocent pumpkins.

No wonder Courtney and Doug were asked to leave the patch after parents shopping fully dressed with their kids were offended by the couples bedroom behavior.

“They were asked politely to leave as their public displays of affection were  over the top”, Adria Fauldoner , owner of the pumpkin patch told Hollywoodlife.com exclusively. ” They were distracting other families that were at the pumpkin ranch. It was overboard how they were acting and it was extremely uncomfortable for everyone who was there. They originally left without incident but then stayed in the parking lot for a long time.”

The pair wouldn’t vacate the premises as asked , so to the highway patrol was called, says Fauldoner. ” The police forced them to leave because they were still taking pictures,making out and acting weird.”

I bet! Can you imagine if Courtney wasn’t married to Doug – with her parents permission – how disgustingly creepy this would be. The girl is underage!

She’s younger than Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato. If any of that trio were behaving like this, people would be up in arms.

I think it’s beyond sad that Courtney is sexually exploiting herself with her parents and husband acting as enablers, all in the hopes of getting a reality show.

Before hitting the patch, Stodden tweeted “Ready to hit the hot & heavy hay this afternoon in preparation for Halloween-YEEHAW!”

Well Courtney – you may have hit the hay, but your behavior is NOT hot!

–Bonnie Fuller

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Courtney Stodden, 16, may say her marriage to Doug Hutchison, 51, isn’t to further her career — but she’s not fooling anyone. HollywoodLife.com spoke to top body language expert, Dr. Lillian Glass, who watched the incredibly strange interview on July 15 and reveals these “lovebirds” are simply business partners!

“There is no real love here,” Dr. Glass says. “I think there’s love for money or a TV show. I think they’re a partnership. It’s very disturbing in many ways … even his tone of voice is not sincere.”

Courtney spent the interview licking her lips, staring intently at Doug, and saying things like “I’m an old soul.”

“Licking lips is a signal of deception,” Dr. Glass says. “Courtney was almost too close, and he was guiding her. She would talk over him and was repeating what he was saying. She’s smirking, giving half smiles, talking over him. It’s like this is a bad actress — this isn’t real.”

At one point Doug told the interviewer that Courtney has never had plastic surgery: “When he says there was no plastic surgery you saw a distinct signal of deception. He opened his eyes widely and shrugged his shoulders.”

Click here to watch the bizarre interview!

— Chloe Melas

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Doug Hutchison and child bride Courtney Alexis Stodden sat down with Good Morning America July 15 and revealed the (horrifying) details of their May-December relationship. Most shocking, and questionable, were Doug’s claims that he had no idea Courtney was even a teenager and assumed she was in her 20s — a devastating blow that rocked his world.

“My world turned upside down…. It didn’t make me want to walk away, but it definitely was a struggle inside my heart … because I had already started falling for her.” It’s like a fairytale!

This falling in love took place online, like all storied romances, when Courtney signed up for one of Doug’s acting classes. “My mother was managing my career. Her friend told my mother that he holding some workshops for acting. And I was very interested in acting. So what better way than to connect that way?” Totally. What better way?

Sadly Courtney was in Washington and Doug Los Angeles, with the entire state of Oregon in between. Would they ever meet? Could their love last? Who would finally make the first move?

Courtney, who spent a majority of the interview licking her lips in somewhat of a haze, admitted it was her, and not Doug, who made the first move. “Well come on, he’s so handsome,” Courtney told Lara Spencer. To each their own I guess.

Next came the most beautiful moment in every relationship, when the man who is three times your age explains to your parents, who are younger than him, that he is falling in love with their barely old enough to drive daughter. “I said, Krista (Courtney’s clearly super strict mother), I don’t know if you know this or not, but your daughter and I are falling in love. If you and Alex have any misgivings whatsoever about this … I will respect you, and Courtney will respect you. And we will step back.” Swoon!

Krista, an early nominee for mother of the millennium, told Doug; “I can feel my daughter’s love for you. I can feel it inside of my heart.”

Courtney, an old soul with a penchant for aggressive makeup and push-up bras, says she remained a virgin until she and Doug were married and therefore no laws were broken. Also, Doug is a kid at heart. “I always joke with Courtney that one of the reasons we worked is ’cause she’s 16 going on 36, and I’m 51 going on 21.” How refreshing!

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-Chris Spargo

I don’t care how supposedly mature aspiring country music star and former Miss Teen Washington USA Courtney Stodden is, she is NOT mature enough to tie the knot with actor Doug Hutchison.

Her parents, Krista and Alex Stodden, need their heads examined after giving permission for their daughter to marry the 51-year-old actor.

Sixteen year-olds need to be focused on their education, future careers, enjoying friendships, acquiring sports or musical skills, and most of all, developing their own personal identities.

They are in no way, shape or form ready to get married to anyone, least of all someone more than three times their age. This is completely creepy and Courtney‘s parents allowed it to happen. They gave their permission to Courtney so she could get married in Las Vegas. Most states require people to be eighteen or nineteen, or even 21, before they marry, but this couple was able to walk down the aisle legally in Nevada because Courtney’s parents signed off on the ceremony.

So they enabled Hutchison to take advantage of their daughter, who has to be blinded by a desire for fame. The Stoddens as parents have a responsibility to protect their daughter from making naive mistakes. . . like getting married, period.

Instead Courtney’s mother told Radaronline, “They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this!”

“The marriage between Doug Hutchinson and Courtney Alexis Stodden is appalling and disturbing. . . For Courtney’s parents to allow their daughter to get married at the age of 16 to a 51-year-old man shows emotional neglect towards their daughter,” says relationship expert and family therapist, psychologist, Dr. Cindy Bunin. “Her parents must be gold-diggers and want this actor to take care of their daughter. They are actually pawning off their daughter to this man.”

I couldn’t agree more with Dr. Bunin. Courtney may look older that 16 with all her makeup and alleged breast implants, but that doesn’t mean that she really is emotionally any older than 16, and 16-year-olds are immature beings who make lots of decisions that are reckless. That’s why so many states have actually raised the driving age — too many 16-year-olds were having reckless accidents behind the wheel.

“You’re far too immature to get married at 16. Immature in your intellectual development, social development and self-esteem,” points out Cooper Lawrence, a relationship expert who has a masters degree in developmental psychology. “At 16, your brain isn’t even fully developed yet and the part that isn’t developed is the decision-making area. Your identity isn’t even formed yet.”

And let’s just talk about the basis of marriage: isn’t it supposed to be about having mutual interests and goals. What can a 16-year-old and a 51-year-old have in common that would convince responsible parents that marriage was a good idea?

“Nothing! Zero! Except sex. Their marriage is unnatural,” believes Dr. Bunin.

“There’s something wrong with him if he thinks she’s an appropriate partner,” adds Cooper Lawrence.

But most of all, there is something seriously wrong with Courtney’s parents.

If a 51-year-old man wanted to marry my teen daughter, we’d tell him to get lost and call the police if he didn’t. And if our daughter wanted to get married, we’d get her into serious therapy instead of helping her tie the knot.

I feel sorry for the fame-hungry Courtney who must not have been instilled with enough self worth by her worthless parents to know that she deserves a much better life than this!

–Bonnie Fuller

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