You know what they say about cheating on your wife with a harem of porn stars? Oh, right: Don’t do it! Tiger Woods is learning that the hard way, as three of his mistresses are joining forces to turn their experiences with the pro-golfer into serious cash. Page Six reports that Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James will star in 3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World’s Greatest Golfer – so let the “hole in one” jokes begin!

The movie, which is scheduled for an April 3 release, finds the three women reminiscing about each of their encounters with Tiger — and anyone who’s even accidentally seen an adult film knows what “reminiscing” really means.

“Now, when these women also happen to be adult stars that have sex for a living, and reveal they have been with the same guy, you can be sure they’ll share absolutely everything,” says the film’s director B. Skow.

But the real icing on the X-rated cake is that 3 Mistresses is being released one day after Tiger competes in the Masters Tournament — which he has consistently lost since 2005.

More Tiger Woods News:

1. Is Tiger Woods Training His Kids To Be Pro Golf Players?
2. Tiger Woods Confirms He’ll Play At The Masters Tournament In April
3. Elin Nordegren & Kids Look Great Two Years After The Tiger Woods Scandal!

Getty Images

The inevitable announcement of a Tiger sex tape has arrived, but from a woman who has already been caught lying that Tiger was the father of her son!

We all knew this day was going to come sooner or later and, sure enough, here it is — Tiger Woods might have a sex tape. “The tape is 62 minutes long and 37 minutes of it is us having sex,” Tiger’s alleged mistress Devon James tells RadarOnline.com of the XXX home video, which she’s hoping to sell through Vivid Entertainment. Of course, we should probably take Devon’s story with a grain of salt — her mom says she’s a big fat liar!

“My daughter is nothing but a pathological liar,” her mother has said in an interview. “There was no relationship with Tiger Woods.”

And don’t expect to hear a peep from Vivid anytime soon. Founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch, in an official statement, tells HollywoodLife.com: “Legally, we cannot comment at this time.”

Bummer.

Getty Images

Following months of rumors, speculation, and various alimony reports, the union between Tiger and Elin has finally been dissolved!

After almost six years of marriage, Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren‘s divorce was finalized on Aug. 23. The couple released a statement saying, “We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us.” The divorce document described the marriage as, “irretrievably broken.”

The former pair went on to say, “Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”

This comes almost 9 months to the day after the couple’s much publicized Nov. 27 altercation over news of Tiger’s various affairs. It has been reported, though not confirmed, that Elin would be receiving $100 million from the golfer.

Initial reports had Tiger cheating on his wife with club promoter Rachel Uchitel, though within a few months the number of women who came forward saying they had been with the golfer topped 15. One woman, porn star and escort Devon James, even claimed Tiger was the father of her 9-year-old son.

Soon, stories of Tiger’s sexual habits, including his predilection for the sleeping drug Ambien during his various rendezvouses, became public knowledge. Rachel even went so far as to say the golfer was addicted, shortly before she herself checked into rehab.

The attention has also wreaked havoc on Tiger’s golf game, as he is having his worst season ever, failing to win even one tournament.

This was the first marriage for Tiger, 34, and former model Elin, 30. The pair have two children, a 3-year-old daughter Sam and a son Charlie who is 18 months.

Get More on Elin and Tiger:

1. Elin, You Could Be A Stepmom! Tiger’s Porn Star Mistress Claims She Had Woods’ Love Child!
2. Is Tiger Seeing Rachel Uchitel Again? They Were Just a Quick Drive Away from Each Other in SoCal This Weekend
3. Elin’s New Attack On Tiger — She Wants Full Custody Of Their Kids! Should She Get It?

According to an actual DNA test obtained by TMZ.com, Tiger Woods is definitely not the father of his alleged mistress Devon James’ 9-year old son.

Devon’s mom was the first person to come forward and accuse her daughter of lying about the paternity of her son, Austin Brinling. She said that a paternity test from 2002 proved that another man, Pete Watkins, was the father of the boy.

Now TMZ has gotten their hands on the actual documents from the test that show Watkins is 99.9% the father of Austin. That’s one less thing for Tiger to worry about. Now he can focus on his career and on being the best dad he can be to his two kids Sam, 3, and Charlie, 1. As Tiger and Elin are preparing to speed up their divorce proceedings, a good dad is what these two kids really need right now.

Get More on the Tiger Woods Scandal:

1. Tiger Woods And Elin Nordegren Speed Up Divorce Proceedings!
2. Tiger Breaks Promise To Daughter Sam And Skips Her Third Birthday
3. LOVE CHILD ALERT! Tiger’s Mistress Wants Him To Take A Paternity Test!

R-Patz defends K-Stew rape comments! 

I’m mad my doctor talked about my boobs!

Check out Kate’s major cleavage alert!

Was their relationship a publicity stunt?

Tiger is not the baby daddy! 

Follow HollywoodLife.com on | Become a fan

Getty Images

The disgraced golfer gave mistress Devon James a set of golf clubs and other gifts for her son!

The Tiger Woods saga drags on again today with a report that the golfer not only knew of his alleged love child, but he also bought him gifts! TMZ reports that when Tiger and former mistress Devon James met in September 2008, “Tiger brought a golf club, a hat, and a bracelet that Tiger said was ‘for your son.’” We wonder if Austin Brinling, the 9-year-old in question, is drafting a Father’s Day card as we speak.

Tiger may soon have to take a paternity test for the child after Devon filed papers with the court. As for any surname confusion, Devon’s actual name is Melinda Brinling-Caso.

The golfer, currently in 3rd place at this weekend’s US Open, better keep hitting the links. At the rate these stories keep unfolding, he is going to be shelling out money for years to come.

R-Patz likes to have his underwear tight!

K-Stew glams it up in Rome!

Tiger Woods might have a love child!

Megan’s super hot underwear ad!

Check out Miley without her hair extensions!

Follow HollywoodLife.com on | Become a fan

Getty Images

Tiger, are you my daddy? The disgraced golfer might have a 9-year-old son and his ex-mistress Devon James wants him to be in her child’s life!

Tiger Woods, you might be the next dad to join the love child club! One of Tiger’s former mistresses, Devon James, claims Tiger is the father of her son Austin Brinling, 9, and she wants Tiger to take a DNA test!

Devon went to court, June 18, and filed papers hoping that a judge will force Tiger to take a paternity test and prove he’s the father. TMZ was at the courthouse and got Devon on video saying she hopes Tiger will be in Austin’s life.

We just feel so sorry for Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren, we hope she and her two kids, Sam, 2, and Charlie, 1, are far away from this mess!

-Chloe Melas

1. Elin, You Could Be A Stepmom! Tigers’ Porn Star Mistress Claims She Had Woods’ Love Child!
2. Elin’s $750 Million Divorce Demand — She Wants Full Custody Of The Kids!

CLICK TO WATCH THE VIDEO OF DEVON SAYING TIGER IS THE DAD!

Getty Images

You knew Jesse James was a dog — but did you know he was THIS bad? New reports say he’s been with 15 mistresses!

Tiger Woods — your fellow cheater, Jesse James, may have as many notches in his extra-marital bedpost as you do! RadarOnline.com reports “there are as many as 15 Jesse James mistresses in total.” Poor Sandra Bullock! Could Jesse really have been with as many women as Tiger has?

And get this! “Some of the mistresses have been [paid] to stay quiet,” Radar reports.  “Although it’s unclear who is silencing them.” So far, the public is aware of only five of Jesse’s mistresses — Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, Brigitte Daguerre, Devon James, Merilee Gerth, and one who has not yet been named.

Hopefully, Sandra won’t have to live through the pain of ALL them coming out, one by one, the way Elin Nordegren had to. Sandra is holding off on divorcing Jesse until all these “loose ends” are cleaned up and put away, and until she is sure Jesse and the mistresses will not speak publicly about her.

“Jesse made his bed and he has to lie in it,” a source tells Radar. “But that doesn’t mean that Sandra has to.”

Tiger’s 16th alleged mistress, porn star Devon James, reportedly hooked up with Tiger Woods ten times from 2006-2007 — and her husband Kevin James is bragging about it!

Will Tiger Woods‘ alleged mistresses ever stop coming out of the woodwork?! Porn star Devon James claims she also had an affair with the pro-golfer from 2006-2007 — and unlike Tiger’s other girls, Devon’s husband is bragging about his wife’s ‘achievement!’

“She’s the number one Googled girl in America right now. We’re just going to take offers and see what’s next,” Kevin, who’s also a porn star and producer, proudly told Fox411 March 25 of his wife’s alleged 10 trysts with the 34-year-old golfer.

Shockingly, Kevin isn’t at all jealous of his spouse’s affair. “I sleep with like five women a week,” he boasted, adding that he and Devon weren’t yet married when the Tiger affair occurred. “There’s no jealousy really when you’re in the adult business. If there was, you’d be jealous everyday and want to kill yourself.”

Can you imagine being in a relationship that was this open?! What do you think of Tiger’s most recently surfaced lover?

Get the Latest on The Sordid Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Marriage Scandal:

1. BREAKING NEWS! Tiger Woods’ First Interview Since Thanksgiving Cheating Discovered!
2. Tiger Woods & Charlie Sheen Announce They Are Going Back to Work!
3. Elin Nordegren’s Biggest Problem – The Porn Stars!
4. Elin, You’re So Much Prettier Than Any of Tiger’s Mistresses!