Hormones are running rampant at the Jersey Shore house in Italy. The Sept. 29 episode of Jersey Shore felt like the good ole days when there was mass chaos with the ladies all the time!

Deena drops a major bomb on JWoww at the club when she reveals she had unprotected sex right before the trip. But she also realizes that although she missed her period, she’s been smoking, drinking and sleeping around all summer!

JWoww takes Deena to the Italian version of CVS and they buy a pregnancy test. Lucky for Deena the test was negative.

Meanwhile, Snooki isn’t acting like herself. She’s walking around saying she hates herself for the night she pulled up her skirt and upset Jionni. But finally Snooki stands up to Jionni and says it’s over … for now.

So what does Snooki do? Well first the crew has a crazy dance party in the living room. Then Mike tries to sleep with Snooki and she turns him down. Then Mike freaks out and badmouthes Snooki again (dude, make up your mind)but Snooks gets the ultimate revenge on both Mike and Jionni.

Snooki sleeps with Vinny. Oh no! We’ve been down this road before.

But don’t you think Snooki needs to make better decisions? Tune in next week to see how it all plays out.

– Chloe Melas

We know Deena likes to kiss girls but we thought Snooki had a serious boyfriend — And you’ll never guess who decided not to wear underwear to the club!

Somebody’s going to get mono — and we know who! The Sept. 15 episode of MTV’s Jersey Shore was full of swapping spit and we learned a new work “Cuca!” We saw a lot of Cuca during the episode — and let’s just say it’s another word for “hooha”. After becoming fed up with their mundane “jobs” at the pizzeria the cast has the brilliant idea of heading to the Italian beachfront town of Riccione.

Snooki, a self-proclaimed geography whiz makes sure to point out upon her arrival that Riccione is an “island or a border continent.” Genius! What’s a trip without a ton of drinking and heading to the club for some fist pumping?! Deena opts to go clubbing sans panties. This would be more or less fine if she didn’t fall onto the floor repeatedly and flash her vajay to the MTV cameras.

But Deena isn’t the only meatball to fall on the floor, Snooki joins her! The two begin hysterically laughing and rolling around/falling on the ground — both flashing their lady parts for all of Italy to see. But their drunken behavior takes a strange Katy Perry-esque turn when the two begin a full-on, raw, make out session. Picture this: Snooki on top of Deena and they’re sucking face.

Snooki’s bestie JWoww is appalled — although her new Michael Jackson face is so full of Botox that it’s hard to tell when she’s upset. The girls didn’t just enjoy each other at the club, they continued their sexual exploration on the car ride home. But thankfully they both passed out when they got back.

Snooki ends up telling Jionni about her wild night and surprisingly the normally controlling boyfriend doesn’t mind. He’s probably just trying to not rock the boat since he’ll be visiting the following week.

The episode concludes with the ultimate moment of the episode — Snooki crashes her car into the back of a police car! Can someone say “La Polizia!” Dramatically, Snooki gets handcuffed and escorted away. We’re sure MTV’s cameras will somehow get into the jail and we’ll see Snooki wrapped in a blanket like a little sausage sobbing. They don’t serve pickles in jail — sorry Snooks.

Tune in next week at 10pm ET on MTV for an all-new Jersey Shore!

— Chloe Melas

Rome may not have been built in a day, but it managed to lose almost all historic cred in mere seconds with the arrival May 13 of history’s greatest detractors — the cast of Jersey Shore! Equipped with shirts you likely passed over on your last shopping trip, ridiculous oversized stuffed animals and indescribably bloated livers, these soon to be exported (god willing) commodities were snapped entering their new digs. Da Vinci is no doubt rolling in his catacomb.

Please enjoy the kulturally klassik photos above and let us know, which cast member do you think will be the first to publicly urinate on a historic monument?

So much happened during this latest episode of ‘Jersey Shore’ that it was hard to keep up!

Between watching Vinny and Pauly D’s adorable bromance during their trip to Staten Island, Mike’s jealousy at being left behind at the house, Vinny’s spray tan experience, Snooki acting like a mime, and the huge water balloon fight, this seemed like it was going to be the most fun episode of Jersey Shore yet! But of course, there was enough relationship drama to keep things interesting.

When J-Woww spotted her new love interest Roger driving, she tried pulling up next to him to say hello, but he drove off quickly, prompting all the guys to say he had a girl in the car. With her roommates warnings in her head, J-Woww was furious. She immediately left Roger a voicemail saying things were over. When Roger called her back, he wasn’t happy at all, and I can’t say I blame him — the accusation was kind of ridiculous. Although J-Woww admitted she was wrong, and they didn’t break up, Roger told her he needed some room to breathe a little. Ouch!

Things with Sammi and Ronnie were actually looking up — they hooked up at the club, and Sammi decided to give Ronnie another chance. But it didn’t take long for things to go back to normal for them, meaning screaming, drunken fights. Is anyone surprised? This time though, the tables have turned, and instead of fighting about Ronnie’s infidelities, they’re fighting about Sammi’s. When Mike’s friend Arvin showed up at the club, Karma, he had a whole bunch of text messages from Sammi telling him to meet her there. According to Arvin, Sammi had been texting him for a while.

Back at the house, Sammi tried to blame the entire situation on Mike, saying that Arvin was just her friend and she didn’t do anything wrong. No one is buying her story, and the episode ends with Ronnie and Sammi crying and screaming at each other yet again. Pauly says if this relationship continues, he will “kill himself” — and I think it’s safe to say that we can all understand what he means.

– Jessica Booth

The hilarious prank war in the house continues, and Ronnie gets a nasty surprise when Sammi finally returns.

This week on Jersey Shore we finally get to see a little bit more of the other cast members instead of just Ronnie and Sammi. Apparently the prank war from a few episodes ago is still going on in full effect — and it’s hysterical to watch the housemates try to trick each other. After Snooki and Deena hide marshmallows all over the house, Mike decides to get them back. When the girls want to go to a local bar, he ends up convincing a cab driver to take them to New York City without them knowing! It took the self-described “meatballs” over an hour to figure out where they were headed — which really isn’t that surprising.

Once they realized that Mike had pranked them, the girls were furious. Once they got back to the house, they tried to act like his plan had backfired and they had a good time, but Snooki ended up yelling at Mike anyway. And Snooki and Deena weren’t the only house members to get mad at Mike during this episode. All of the guys wanted to go out to dinner, but as usual, Mike acted self-centered and took way too long primping himself. This time, the guys left without him, and they all talked about how much The Situation has been annoying them lately. No matter how funny Mike can be, he’s still the most arrogant member of the household, so I can’t say I blame them.

In the meantime, Ronnie is still trying to get over Sammi. Between his dad giving him a much-needed pep talk and Pauly D, Vinny and Mike bringing him a mini motorcycle to cheer him up, we don’t see any of the tears that we saw so much of last week. But all of Ronnie’s progress goes downhill when he calls Sammi — even though he apologizes and admits how wrong he was, Sammi still says she just wants to be friends, which is not what he wants to hear. In the end, Sammi finally returns to the house while everyone is about to go out — and the second Ronnie sees her, his smile immediately disappears.

I guess we’ll see if Ronnie really ends up being the next cast member to leave the house. But I have a very strong feeling that these two will just end up together again!

– Jessica Booth

Ronnie is depressed with Sammi out of the picture — is he going to be the next cast member to leave the show?

Last week on Jersey Shore, we watched as Sammi and Ronnie got in their biggest fight yet, ending with Sammi actually leaving the house just like she’s been threatening to do. This episode shows Ronnie trying, and failing, to get over Sammi and move on. Ronnie is miserable the entire time, and to be honest, it’s hard to feel sorry for him after we watched him destroy all of Sammi’s things!

Ronnie spends most of the episode crying — in the house to Mike, even in the bathroom at work. In an effort to apologize, he sends Sammi three dozen roses, a teddy bear, chocolates, and balloons. Everyone eventually starts to feel bad for him, even the girls, who state that they’re on Sammi’s side of the argument. J-Woww and Deena end up moving all of Sammi’s things out of her old room, which makes Ronnie mad because he doesn’t want anyone “in their business”. In the end, Ronnie tells Deena that he wants to leave the house because he’s so unhappy without Sammi. He also says he’s embarrassed about his actions, and I don’t blame him — he definitely should be!

Besides the Ronnie and Sammi misery that everyone has gotten so used to this season, this is probably the grossest episode we’ve seen yet. There is way too much over-sharing going on — not only do we watch Vinny try to fix the clogged toilets, but they find dirty underwear in the bathroom and Deena talks about how constipated she is. Way too much information!

Hopefully this is the last we see of the Ronnie and Sammi drama — they’re bringing everyone down! I know I can’t be the only one who wants to see more things like the prank war between Vinny and Snooki from this week!

– Jessica Booth

So many things happened in this episode of ‘Jersey Shore’ that it was a little hard to keep up!

This week’s episode starts off with us learning a little bit more about Ronnie then we’d ever want to know! After going out one night, Ronnie wakes up feeling sick, and tells Sammi he needs to go to the doctor because he’s bleeding when he goes to the bathroom. Ew, that is way too much information! But the doctor says Ronnie will be fine as long as he cuts back on the alcohol.

Luckily, the rest of the show isn’t nearly as disgusting as that. This week definitely gave us some really funny Snooki moments. Not only did she break a kid’s tricycle at the store and leave it there, but she also talked about how hot she thinks Pauly D is. She even said that she’s “going to take Pauly’s sperm and make babies out of them.” OMG! When Snooki met a guy named Jeff at the club, who she called the perfect guido, it seemed like maybe she had finally found the love she’s been looking for. But when he said he would buy her a promise ring in a few months as long as she was “good”, he totally freaked Snooki out — she immediately ditched him!

Snooki, J-Woww, Sammi and Deena all decide to have a little bonding time — at the local sex shop, of course! It’s nice to see all the girls in the house hanging out and not arguing for once! While the girls are trying on silly outfits and shopping at the sex store, the guys are food shopping and cooking dinner. Pauly, Mike and Vinny don’t seem to mind, but Ronnie gets mad that the girls didn’t clean anything. He even says, “We cook, we clean… isn’t that their job?” about the girls. Not cool, Ronnie! It sparks a fight between Ronnie and Sammi once again.

When everyone goes out to the club that night, Pauly once again runs into Danielle, his “stalker” from the first season of Jersey Shore. Even though she threw a drink in his face the last time she saw him, the two make up and Pauly brings her back to the house, where all the guys make fun of her for being a stalker the whole time.

Meanwhile, Ronnie and Sammi are still fighting. Is it just me, or is Jersey Shore starting to feel like the Ronnie and Sammi show? All these two do is fight! This time, everyone in the house is getting more than a little annoyed with them, especially since no one has any idea what they’re fighting over this time. In the end, they decide to break up — Sammi even says she’s going to move out of the room! I can’t help but feel like they’ll be back together soon though!

– Jessica Booth

Deena and Sammi may have started the season with a fist fight, but it appears they’ve made up!

This season, Jersey Shore‘s Sammi lost a boyfriend but she gained a BFF! Deena started the season assaulting Sammi with a flurry of punches, and in return Sammi called Deena a “c–t!” But the tanned reality stars are both in NYC this week, and a source tells HollywoodLife.com that Sammi was overheard gushing about her new bestie Deena!

“Sammi and Deena are really good friends,” a source on the set of Micah Jesse’s Talk Cruze reveals. “They partied together at an MTV party last night and they were hugging in the lobby of their hotel this morning. Sammi loves Deena now and feels like she just got a wrong impression of her.”

We’re glad to see these reality princesses are making nice — for now!

— Chloe Melas