Happy Super Bowl Eve! The big game is almost here, which means it’s almost time to pretend you undertand what the heck is going on while you wait patiently for the real fun to start: the commercials. HollywoodLife.com put together a preview of some of this year’s biggest ads, ranging from sexy to adorable to… well… kind of racist.

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Kia Sorento Super Bowl Commercial: ‘Space Babies’

“Where do babies come from?” is hardly a new question, but never before has it been answered with such epic cuteness. This year’s ad from the imaginative goons at Kia Sorento transports us all to Babylandia, a planet filled with babies — both human and animal — waiting to be launched through space, until they “penetrate” Earth’s atmosphere and are “released” to their parents. It’s weird and gross and I love it.

Volkswagen’s Super Bowl Ad: ‘Get In. Get Happy.’

There are many words to describe this year’s VW ad, but most people are choosing to go with the word “racist.” Why you ask? Well, basically, it features a bunch of people imitating Jamaican accents — and in case you’re not able to tell, the majority of them are white as hell. Personally, I like to think they’re all just imitating Sebastian from The Little Mermaid, but that’s because I always look for the best in people. Or so my therapist tells me.

GoDaddy.com’s Super Bowl Commercial: Perfect Match — Bar Refaeli’s Big Kiss!

Feast your eyes on the luckiest nerd on Earth! (And no, “feast” was not meant to be a fat joke, even though the nerd in this commercial is totally fat.) Go Daddy enlisted Israeli swimsuit model Bar Refaeli for its 2013 Super Bowl ad to prove that sex sells — even when one of the participants is a portly, pasty programmer. How could Bar go from Leonardo DiCaprio to this guy?! (Oh, right, they paid her a s**t ton of money. Carry on.)

Coca-Cola’s Super Bowl Ad: ‘Coke Chase’

What do you get when you combine a cowboy, a bus full of showgirls, a motorcycle madman, and a crew of offensively stereotypical Arab men? Coca-Cola’s ‘choose your own adventure’ commercial for the Super Bowl! Fans can vote for the outcome of their choice on CokeChase.com, but let’s be real: I’m more interested in how the hell all these people got here than I am with how it’ll all end.

Mercedes-Benz’s Super Bowl Commercial, Starring Kate Upton

And just to prove some things never go out of style, here’s Kate Upton washing a car. In a bikini. In slow motion.

HollywoodLifers, which of these commercials is your favorite? Drop us a comment with the ad you’re most excited to see this Sunday!

— Andy Swift

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When Bar Refaeli is going at it with a serious geek, we know something’s up.  So, what exactly is going on here? Never in a million years would we have paired these two, um, opposites together. Apparently, “When sexy meets smart, your small business scores,” according to her new GoDaddy.com Super Bowl ad!

What is Go Daddy?

Go Daddy is an internet domain registrar and web hosting company. Basically, they help you create your own website. Go Daddy’s commercials are known to feature some hot spokeswomen, like sexy IndyCar driver, Danica Patrick, who famously joined the Go Daddy team in 2006. The company’s founder, Bob Parsons, calls the commercials “fun, edgy, and a lot inappropriate.” We won’t argue with you there, Bob.

Bar Refaeli’s Career

Bar has made a name for herself as an incredibly beautiful Israeli model. In 2009, she was on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and in 2012 she was voted number one on Maxim magazine’s Hot 100 list! Ow, ow! With such a sexy resume, this gal could steal a few kisses from just about anybody.

Bar Kissing A Nerd — She’s Thrilled!

“The opportunity to be in a Super Bowl commercial is thrilling,” Bar told E! News. “I feel like the ‘Perfect Match’ commercial is a chance to be in an iconic Super Bowl spot that not only leaves people talking, but shows everyone what Go Daddy is really about.”. Does this mean she actually liked locking lips with that super-nerd? If so, things are looking up for the geeks of the world. Go stock up on your Chapstick boys!

What do YOU think, HollywoodLifers! Two-thumbs up for the unusual hook-up? Or is it a little too much tongue for your taste? Vote below!

WATCH:  Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial – Bar Refaeli’s Big Kiss

– Tiffany Gagnon

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We sure hope Victoria’s Secret model Bar Refaeli knows how to work the slopes!

Leonardo DiCaprio‘s ex Bar has reportedly been cozying up to Olympic gold medalist Shaun White, according to New York Post’s Page Six. The two were caught kissing and canoodling on Memorial Day — May 28 — at the SoHo lounge Sway in New York City.

“They were all over each other,” a source told Page Six. “They were dancing, hugging, kissing — you name it.”

An eyewitness saw Bar leave the club around 3 a.m. without Shaun — who walked her out and let her take his car home, according to the report.

This would definitely be a different man for Bar who famously dated Leo on and off for years. We’re happy she’s moved on!

What do you think, HollywoodLifers? Are you shocked to hear about Bar and Shaun? Vote and weigh in below.

– Nicole Karlis

Bar Refaeli was #1, but we think K-Stew, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez were totally dissed! Do YOU agree?

Each year Maxim releases a list of the hottest female celebrities in Hollywood! But this year, Kristen Stewart came in at number 15 and didn’t even make the top 10 — do you think she was totally robbed?

Bar Refaeli nabbed the number spot on Maxim’s list and it’s definitely not hard to see why she was choosen. Her ex-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio must be kicking himself right about now. But our girl K-Stew came in at number 15 behind, Oliva Munn, Mila Kunis, and Katy Perry.

Miley Cyrus came in at number 68 and Selena Gomez took the number 24 spot. Don’t you think they should have been higher up on the list too?

This was actually the first year that readers actually picked the winners — but clearly that weren’t Twi-hards!

— Chloe Melas

More Kristen Stewart News Here:

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3. Kristen Talks About Kissing Men Besides Rob!

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