Oh America — are you ready to be impressed and intimidated by Michelle Obama’s biceps again?
The First Lady has recently brought her impressively toned arms out of hiding, after months covered up in sleeves. In the past couple of weeks, she’s resuscitated her infamous sheath dresses as well as other variations on sleeevelessness.
I swear, she covered them up for a few months after sadly conceeding that they were a strong, sexy distraction to her public.
Thank the Lord — she’s over that! And that they’re back! Just in time too – we need the world’s evil doers that if they mess with us in NYC, they’ll also face the wrath of Michelle’s strong, power arms. Girlfriends — it’s time to hit the gym and start weight-training! I will!