Posted Mon, September 20, 2010 10:11pm EDT

Andy's '90210' Afterthoughts: Mr. Cannon Terrifies Me, Naomi Annoys Me & Silver Looks Like Katie Couric

Posted Mon, September 20, 2010 10:11pm EDT

Hard-nosed journalist Silver suspects Naomi is always lying — so she doesn’t believe her when she confides that Mr. Cannon really did rape her.

What’s worse is that Mr. Cannon (Hal Ozsan) has set his hungry eyes on Silver (Jessica Stroup) and she won’t even see it coming. That’s pretty much the gist of 90210‘s Sept. 20 episode, which found Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) lying to everyone and throwing a ridiculously lavish 18th birthday complete with panthers… PANTHERS! This isn’t True Blood, Naomi. Some things are too ridiculous!

Speaking of ridiculous, here’s a clip of West Bev’s resident perv Mr. Cannon in action:

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I guess some other stuff happened as well, including Ivy’s (Gillian Zinser) possibly fake-British friend Oscar (Blair Redford) tricking Dixon (Tristan Wilds) into letting some girl do a body shot off of him. This pissed Ivy off and now Oscar’s going in for the kill. If you think this whole mother-daughter threesome is a bizarre storyline, you should know that Blair (who plays Oscar) was on the NBC DirecTV soap opera Passions. His last character’s storyline literally included being abducted and trapped in hell.

Also, Naomi sort of gave Annie (Shenae Grimes) and Liam (Matt Lanter) her blessing, but Annie’s flirting with a new guy too — and Liam’s going to have to do more than just brood from a distance if he wants to keep him away.

A few scattered thoughts:

  1. Where’s Jasper (Zachary Ray Sherman) at? He’s the only person walking the halls of West Beverly who could out-psycho Mr. Cannon … except maybe Naomi.
  2. Also, a Lindsay Lohan reference, 90210? That’s awfully current of you.
  3. And just as a final note: They sure are taking a long time getting to Teddy’s storyline — it’s the one people actually care about.
  4. Oh, one more thing — Silver totally looks like Katie Couric and I know I am not wrong.

— Andy Swift

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Posted at 10:32 PM on September 20, 2010  

LOL OMG Andy your comments have me cracking up! I think Annalynne McChord is one hell of an actress, I love her portrayal of Naomi. She obviously is trying to do everything to deflect from the horrible event that happened. That crime. Mr.Cannon needs an ass whooping. I seriously hope someone does it. I mean every character has muscles, use them!

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Posted at 10:29 PM on September 20, 2010  

OMG wut lindsay lohan reference???

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