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Posted Thu, December 2, 2010 11:27pm EDT

Andy's 'Vampire Diaries' Recap: Elena & Damon Turn Violent, And Bonnie Has A Magic-gasm!

Plus, the big mystery of the Dec. 2 episode: Where did Jeremy’s Justin Bieber hair come from… and where did it go?

Things didn’t go too well on this week’s episode of The Vampire Diaries… for anyone. Damon (Ian Somerhalder) got physical with Elena (Nina Dobrev), Bonnie (Katerina Graham) rejected Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen), and now Stefan (Paul Wesley) is stuck in the tomb with Katherine!

Bonnie and her new warlock pal Luka (Bryton James) had a special moment after school — and by that I literally mean they held hands, made it super windy, and he gave her what I can only describe as a “magic-gasm.” Seriously, the look on that girl’s face was indescribable. (See the comic above for the goods.)

But Luka wasn’t the only Manwich on Bonnie’s plate this week. To keep Bonnie from exhausting herself with magic, Jeremy went after Katherine and the Moonstone by himself — and of course it backfired and almost got everyone killed. This led to a teary-eyed fight between the two, almost culminating in the kiss we’ve been so patiently waiting for. Someday…

Speaking of hormones: It wasn’t surprising to see Tyler (Michael Trevino) bond with Caroline (Candice Accola), especially considering he thinks she’s the only person who knows his hairy little secret. But that didn’t make Matt’s (Zach Roerig) mopey face any less devastating when he stopped by Caroline’s house and found her with Tyler. Matt can’t seem to catch a break: Elena dumps him, his slutty sister gets killed, and his slutty mom skips town again. He might rival Jeremy for the Saddest Boy in Mystic Falls Award.

And next week’s episode (sadly the last new one of 2010) looks even better! Mason’s (Taylor Kinney) friend Jules (Michaela McManus) arrives in Mystic Falls, Tyler faces his first full moon, and Katherine and Stefan “hook up” (though I’m thinking she gets into its head and it’s all a dream.)

— Andy Swift

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