Posted Sun, March 6, 2011 11:40am EDT

Robert Pattinson Says He'll Be Fat Someday! See What The 'Twilight' Cast Would Look Like With A Few Extra Pounds!

Posted Sun, March 6, 2011 11:40am EDT

Browse our gallery of the ‘Twilight’ cast as plus-size stars. We’d love them through thick or thin.

Robert Pattinson‘s most recent interview in Vanity Fair was also his most revealing — and the most shocking nugget he dropped was that he’s a pig! “I’m, like, a compulsive eater,” Rob tells the magazine. “I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.” We know Rob’s just kidding, but his comment got us thinking: What would Rob (and the rest of the Twilight cast) look like with a few extra pounds on them?

The result: Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed would still look beautiful, while Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz and the boys would have cheeks a-plenty.

— Andy Swift

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Millie Furmston

Posted at 9:21 AM on October 13, 2011  

Oh robert – i am sooo over ian, it is all about you now…. god you and your body are overwhelming to me and mine!

Millie xxx

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krissgale

Posted at 6:51 AM on March 12, 2011  

Nikki looks so cute

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Snarkle

Posted at 6:38 PM on March 10, 2011  

This has got to be the most pathetic photoshopping I’ve ever seen.

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Andy

Posted at 9:17 AM on March 15, 2011  

This post is 100% Photoshop-free.

Fatbooth, my friend. Fatbooth.

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lol

Posted at 4:24 AM on March 8, 2011  

Hahah Nikki is still pretty. Kristen Stewart on other hand: Yikes! And as for Trashley: JUST NO.

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MJ

Posted at 3:51 AM on March 8, 2011  

This isn’t offesive to the over weight prepubescent teens who love these silly movies or anything. It is ridiculous that people will give your site views yet you poke fun at their conditions. Make fun of short people with IBS, or black people. Or people with down syndrome? You won’t, because those conditions are taboo to make fun of. Assholes.

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MJ

Posted at 3:53 AM on March 8, 2011  

P.s yes, IBS is a serious condition. Not quite as serious as Crohn’s but it still sucks and leaves some people in debilitating states. The point is the individuals running this site are feeding into image.

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Maria Rivera

Posted at 12:37 PM on March 7, 2011  

THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!

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Robsten Fan

Posted at 9:52 AM on March 7, 2011  

LMFAOOOOO!!!
THIS IS SO FUNNY!!@
MADE MY DAY!!
THANK YOU FOR THIS!!

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gsdf

Posted at 9:49 AM on March 7, 2011  

I love this , i lov e my b oyfriend, he is a nice guy !. i met him via

~~ Bla c k’w h it e’F li rts. C” 0- M~~
The most successful interra cial da t ing c lub. If you are still waiting for your sweet “milk” or “chocolate”, don’t hesitate to check it !! Don’t let your babies wait too long for you !!

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urdumb

Posted at 12:32 AM on March 7, 2011  

Robert Pattinson five years from now will look like just like that. Kstew looks like one of his many fat girl fans. Nikki better never let herself go. Gross.

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scarlett

Posted at 5:56 PM on March 6, 2011  

FUNNY HAHAHA

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alma

Posted at 4:49 PM on March 6, 2011  

Oh dear lord this is hilarious!! Rob and Kristen still look cute!! I feel bad for Nikki if she ever gains this much weight. lol

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Angel

Posted at 4:27 PM on March 6, 2011  

oo still sooo CUTE

Rob’s Angel

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Arkansas

Posted at 4:25 PM on March 6, 2011  

These are so funny!

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yadira

Posted at 4:02 PM on March 6, 2011  

hahaha!

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tina

Posted at 3:40 PM on March 6, 2011  

It looks like all of them inherited a triple chin :D

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carrie

Posted at 1:11 PM on March 6, 2011  

lol, kristen actually looks cute fat!

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Andy

Posted at 1:13 PM on March 6, 2011  

Agreed.

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lola

Posted at 1:10 PM on March 6, 2011  

meh, I’d still do him with a triple chin.

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nina

Posted at 1:09 PM on March 6, 2011  

it’s cause Kristen likes to cook and her favorite recipes come from Paula Deen, who makes everything with butter and mayo. lol Everytime Kristen talks about what she cooks and bakes, it’s always something fatty and buttery, like pie tartlets and bbq.

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KC

Posted at 12:54 PM on March 6, 2011  

Andy, you are the funniest ever! that was awesome… looks like they were sucking a lot of “fats” rather than blood! LOL!

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William Earl

Posted at 12:38 PM on March 6, 2011  

It seems these vampires have been feeding on a bit more than blood…

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bonniefuller

Posted at 12:13 PM on March 6, 2011  

OMG! Andy Swift- this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! Hope Rob & K Stew see and have a laugh.

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