Posted Mon, December 7, 2009 10:01am EST

Good Morning, Elin — A Porn Star Joins Tiger Woods' Harem!

Now there are nine alleged mistresses — and who knows how many more will spill their secrets this week!

The latest alleged sex-pal, just revealed this morning, is said to be porn star Holly Sampson. And four new women who are claiming they’ve bedded Tiger Woods were revealed by name this weekend — and two more have yet to be identified. Here’s a rundown of Tiger’s alleged hook-ups … at least the ones revealed thus far.

  • NAME

  • AGE


  • Holly Sampson
  • 36
  • A porn star, has just been revealed this morning as yet another woman who’s allegedly romped with Tiger, according to the New York Daily News. Sampson’s credits include Descent into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife.

  • Cori Rist
  • 31
  • Described by the Daily News as a “clubgoer” who met Tiger at NYC hotspot Butter.

  • Mindy Lawton
  • 33
  • Who reportedly worked at a Perkins restaurant in Orlando, Fla. Tiger, according to reports, had sex with her in an SUV near her trailer park. She told the News of the World that Tiger liked rough sex: “Sometimes I looked like a rag doll … He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex.”

  • Jamie Jungers
  • 26
  • A Vegas entertainer/glamour model who has sold her story to a Brit tabloid, according to

  • Unidentified Woman no.1
  • 26
  • A cocktail waitress, as yet unidentified, worked at Orlando’s Roxy nightclub and met Tiger when she was 20, according to her lawyer, Michael O’Quinn.

  • Unidentified Woman no.2
  • ??
  • A sexy British TV host, according to the UK Sun, would hook up with Tiger “when he went to the UK” and, says the paper, the affair “was the talk of the PGA.”

  • Rachel Uchitel
  • 34
  • The NYC VIP hostess who was allegedly flown by Tiger for a rendezvous in Australia and reportedly got paid $1 mil to clam up prior to a press conference where she would spill the beans.

  • Jaimee Grubbs
  • 24
  • Who blabbed to Us Weekly about over 300 sexts she got over a three-year period.

  • Kalika Moquin
  • ??
  • A Vegas marketing exec who allegedly hooked up with Tiger there — she hasn’t commented on the reports.


How many more Tiger mistresses do you think will shake out this week?

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Posted at 1:27 AM on March 11, 2010  

This is the main reaqson I like Amazingg posts.

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Posted at 6:17 PM on March 10, 2010  

This is the reason I read Killer posts.

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Posted at 12:02 AM on December 15, 2009  

Oooooooh yes, Tiger have scored again number 14!!!
Can he make it to 100? =)
His da Man!

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Posted at 4:53 PM on December 14, 2009  

Hey, CaptKRik:

Good one! At least Eldrick can make up some cash if “Legally Blonde” wife El-in Woods kicks in the new pre-nup!

But really — he has good advisors. The smartest business move he could have made was to drop out for awhile. Viewership had doubled because a younger golfer dominated the sport. Now, do you know how much revenue the PGA is going to lose now that people are not watching?

They’ll be begging for him to come back in 2 years.

And, Yes, CaptKRik, he might even get that Viagra sponsorship after all.


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Posted at 8:53 AM on December 13, 2009  

maybe Viagra could make a contract with Tiger!

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Posted at 8:24 PM on December 12, 2009  

Leave them alone. Tiger should tell everyone to f.o. and mind their own business. He has enough problems without the press.
I would not blame him if he told everyone to go to hell and quit the game. Then watch add revenues fall and the chain reaction that comes with it.
Don’t worry Tiger just straighten this mess out the best you can.
Remember people nobody does anything without a reason (right or wrong)

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Posted at 4:45 PM on December 11, 2009  


1) That goes with the game.
2) He’s only left with a paltry 1/2 BILLION! Poor, poor Tiger!


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Posted at 4:40 PM on December 11, 2009  

Oh, the horror! Golf deity Tiger Woods had sex in every porthole in the storm.

Come on! What do people expect?

I mean, look at the guy… If he wasn’t “Tiger,” he’d just be plain old Eldrick Woods.

Now, how many average guys named Eldrick pick up hot women?


With his “Jerry Seinfeld” teeth, if he didn’t have all that fame and money, does anyone believe for a second that most women would give this guy the time of day?

… Come onnnn…. You can admit it!

(Okay… some women are kinky for nerds — like Pauley Perrette)

So! Here’s the reality. Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods, like ANY human, is just an ordinary guy who happened to have at least one talent.

With a name like “Eldrick” and his geek looks, he probably was beat up by all the bullies as a kid.
To wit: “Look! It’s Eldrick the D*ck! Let’s ‘tont’ him!”

(You got me… they were upscale bullies who watched “Frazier” Haha)

Never mind all the preteen groupies at the time.

So, he grows up and gets rich! Suddenly, nerd boy is on top. And, SURPRISE! He’s being hit on by all the hot girls that shunned him before.

So what’s a human to do? He can say no 50 times… But he’s lonely on the road. One thing leads to another, and
BA-DA-BING! Number 51 nails him.

Besides, look at his wife. Elin Nordegren was just a hot nanny who happened to land him. She’s just on the other side of the affairs.

And who said Elin is high-class? I guess her mommy, high-bred ex-migration minister Harbro Holmberg was fine with her common job. Oh, Elin… such lofty goals!

Bottom lines:
1) Eldrick Woods is only human.
2) The public should not put celebrities up on a pedestal in the first place. THEY ALL WILL FAIL!
3) The public should not be shocked when it ALWAYS happens.
4) Tiger did the deeds. Now Eldrick must pay the consequences. That’s goes with the game.
5) Anyone who REALLY wants to do the right thing should not seek fame.

Take a tip from Abe Lincoln, when he said:
“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”

Now what’s the worst that can happen? He loses half of his fortune? Poor Tiger! He’s only left with a paltry 1/2 Million!

Final thought: In this economy, how many of us would be willing to live with that?


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Posted at 8:58 AM on December 11, 2009  

Get a life and go clean your houses for Christmas

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Posted at 6:14 AM on December 11, 2009  

There’s posibility to hav more than 25-30….
Lets wait and count… :)

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Posted at 9:31 PM on December 10, 2009  

OMG Tiger is going for the World Record!!!
I’m suprise that is Ding A Ling haven’t drop off yet.
He must be using his 9 Iron.
I feel sorry for Tiger he must be on a really bad dry spell since he got married.
I can’t blame him you just can’t keep using Mrs Palmer otherwise he will go blind.
Anyway, thats my 2 cents worth for today.

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Posted at 12:15 AM on December 10, 2009  

Someone mentioned that they should stay together and remember the good times. What good times? Everything he did was fabricated and who got the ‘real’ him? It wasn’t his wife because he was always trying to figure out who he was going to ‘do’ next and side stepping any feelings for his wife.
Give me a break. She needs to lift her head high and to take a hike.

AND what’s wrong with divorce before you mess around on the person you vow to spend the rest of your life with?
He wanted a mama and a mistress. Sick, sick, sick and he deserves what he gets.

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