Posted Thu, October 28, 2010 4:57pm EST

It's Our Official Teen Mom Power List! Who Do YOU Think Holds The Most Cards In Hollywood? See Pics Of Bristol Palin, Amber Portwood & More!

Young, unwed moms are becoming more powerful than the Kardashians!

Teen moms aren’t just taking over — they’re taking over all of Hollywood! Numbers don’t lie: the Oct. 19 reunion of MTV’s Teen Mom was watched by an impressive 5.5 million people, which is 1.4 million MORE than the Oct. 24 season finale of Keeping up with the Kardashians! Yes, that’s right, the teen moms have overtaken the previously untouchable Kardashians. But the question is: Which teen mom is the most powerful? Is it Dancing with the Stars champ Bristol Palin (she’s a fan favorite), or is it one of the four stars of Teen Mom (they each make about $60,000 per season?)

Here’s our teen mom power ranking:

Bristol Palin:

Since dumping fiancé Levi Johnston, Bristol’s been making all the right moves — including a shockingly successful run on Dancing with the Stars. Aside from earning about $120,000 for the season, Bristol’s been getting offers left and right from reality TV producers. She’s sticking with her speaking engagements for now, but we’ll see how long she can fight the lure of Hollywood.

Maci Bookout:

Clearly the most powerful of the Teen Mom stars, Maci is already making the rounds in Hollywood. After being photographed kissing on-again boyfriend Kyle King at a Los Angeles pumpkin patch, Maci has reportedly become BFF with our list’s No. 1 girl, Bristol! There are even rumors going around that Maci and Sarah Palin‘s daughter could team up for a reality show of their own.

Catelynn Lowell:

Catelynn and fiancé Tyler Baltierra are the most responsible couple on Teen Mom, and their hard work is seriously paying off. One of our fave sites, Jezebel, even started a college fund for the young couple!

Farrah Abraham:

She might not have as many offers being thrown at her as Bristol, but Farrah is earning her power points in the pages of the celebrity weekly magazines! From her did-she-or-didn’t-she boob job (truth: she didn’t) to her is-she-or-isn’t-she relationship with rocker Tony Lovato (truth: she isn’t), Farrah is getting very good at keeping people guessing. And isn’t that what power in Hollywood is all about?

Amber Portwood:

You know you’re at a low point when your baby daddy locks you out of the house in your underwear… and that’s exactly what happened to Amber on Oct. 20. She’s not the least powerful teen mom of all … but when it comes to her fellow cast members, Amber’s definitely the last one crossing the finish line.

Jamie Lynn Spears:

Haven’t heard her name in a long time? We haven’t either! Jamie Lynn appears to have left Hollywood behind, opting instead for a quiet life with daughter Maddie and baby daddy Casey Aldridge in Florida. We have nothing but respect for Jamie Lynn, and we applaud her for getting her priorities in line — but by putting her career on the back burner, she also reserved the bottom spot on our list of Hollywood’s most powerful teen moms.

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Posted at 6:02 AM on October 29, 2010  

Brenda’s got a Baby
Brenda’s got a Baby

I hear Brenda’s got a baby
But, Brenda’s barely got a brain
A damn shame
The girl can hardly spell her name
(That’s not our problem, that’s up to Brenda’s family)
Well let me show ya how it affects the whole community
Now Brenda really never knew her moms and her dad was a
Went in death to his arms, it’s sad
Cause I bet Brenda doesn’t even know
Just cause your in the ghetto doesn’t mean ya can’t grow
But oh, that’s a thought, my own revelation
Do whatever it takes to resist the temptation
Brenda got herself a boyfriend
Her boyfriend was her cousin, now lets watch the joy end
She tried to hide her pregnancy, from her family
Who didn’t really care to see, or give a damn if she
Went out and had a church of kids
As long as when the check came they got first dibs
Now Brenda’s belly is gettin bigger
But no one seems to notice any change in her figure
She’s 12 years old and she’s having a baby
In love with the molester, who’s sexing her crazy
And yet she thinks that he’ll be with her forever
And dreams of a world with the two of them are together,
He left her and she had the baby solo, she had it on the
bathroom floor
And didn’t know so, she didn’t know, what to throw away and
what to keep
She wrapped the baby up and threw him in the trash heep
I guess she thought she’d get away
Wouldn’t hear the cries
She didn’t realize
How much the the little baby had her eyes
Now the baby’s in the trash heep balling
Momma can’t help her, but it hurts to hear her calling
Brenda wants to run away
Momma say, you makin’ me lose pay, the social workers here
Now Brenda’s gotta make her own way
Can’t go to her family, they won’t let her stay
No money no babysitter, she couldn’t keep a job
She tried to sell crack, but end up getting robbed
So now what’s next, there ain’t nothing left to sell
So she sees sex as a way of leaving hell
It’s paying the rent, so she really can’t complain
Prostitute, found slain, and Brenda’s her name, she’s got a baby


(don’t you know she’s got a baby)
(don’t you know she’s got a baby)
(don’t you know she’s got a baby)
(don’t you know she’s got a baby)
(don’t you know she’s got a baby)
(don’t you know she’s got a baby)

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Dayna Lella

Posted at 12:14 AM on October 30, 2010  

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Posted at 5:57 PM on October 28, 2010  

I cannot cannot believe everyone is making celebs of teen mothers. Civilization is going to hell in a handbasket because bad behavior is rewarded. Helllooo Charlie Sheen. What does he care? Last time he did something wrong they upped his salary.

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Posted at 9:54 PM on October 28, 2010  

Thank gosh someone else believes what I’m thinking. Make a porn, become a celebrity, get pregnant in your teens-become a celebrity. Already a celebrity? Get drunk, hire a porn star for the night, trash a hotel room = get more money & press. Sounds like the fall of Rome.

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Posted at 12:40 AM on October 29, 2010  

I agree. The only one who did the responsible thing was the couple who put the child up for adoption. But really, teens are going to get preggers JUST so they become famous :/

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