Posted Wed, March 2, 2011 12:56pm EST

Snooki: I Need To Build An Empire — I Can't Get A Job After 'Jersey Shore!'

Snooki may appear as the dumb, drunk girl on ‘Jersey Shore’ —  but she has a plan for her future after the MTV show ends! Her dream? Think about how Jessica Simpson has built her clothing empire!

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi may have always known that she wanted to be a household name and now she realizes that she will never be able to get a job after her run on the Jersey Shore. “After this, I cannot get a normal job,” Snooki says in the new Rolling Stone.

Snooki‘s answer to her coming dilemma? “I’m trying to build an empire,” she says. “What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions.”

“It’s only been a year, but I’m actually very smart about this business,” Snooki explains. “And then when Jersey Shore ends, I’m going to do more spinoffs, and if MTV doesn’t want them, another network will. Like ‘What does Snooki do now?’ or ‘Snooki’s getting married!'”

But right now, Snooki still has a commitment to the show. And despite all the partying, drinking and hooking up on camera — Snooki says that’s not who she is in real life.

“Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down,” she says. But “when I look in the mirror, I see Nicole, I see me.”

For the two months that the cast is trapped in the house, cameras are everywhere. The only private time away not in front of the lens comes in the shower.

“That’s why we all take three-hour showers, just to get away from it,”  Snooki confesses. “Another reason is, if you masturbate, you probably only do it in the shower. Otherwise, you’d know that people are looking at you.”

But Snooki also talks about what her life was like before she got discovered. She tells the story of how in 11th grade she lost her virginity — only to be ignored by the boy the next day.

Watch the video of Snooki’s photo shoot below.

- Lindsey DiMattina

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Posted at 6:53 AM on April 10, 2012  

@Susan Still smart enough to make loads more of money than you. Snooki actually seems very sweet and self-aware. She probably knows everyone loves making fun of her, and does it to make money and see everyone else have a laugh. I won’t be surprised if her products become a success. Btw by calling her ugly, I’d like to see what you look like.

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Posted at 7:11 PM on March 2, 2012  

Is she serious? Does she actually think she can be like Jessica Simpson and other celebrities? Who does she think she is? She is nothing but a trashy ugly Jersey girl who should just stay in Jersey and be a Jersey person. Perhaps she should have thought about this before signing on to be on Jersey Shore. Who would buy her junk? As if we don’t have enough stupid reality people doing the same thing! Enough with the cheap perfumes, clothing lines, and stupid spin off shows. If she really wanted to get a job, she would put her money to good use and enroll in college. Get an education and do something with yourself. IDIOT!

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