Posted Thu, January 6, 2011 9:20pm EST

Robert Pattinson Drops His Pants & Cheats On His Wife & Speeds Around In A Limo In New Movie! Exclusive! has your FIRST look at the ‘Cosmopolis’ script — and it’s juicy! Tell us who YOU think should play his wife & mistress.

We know some of you have read the book, but we’ve  just got done reading the SCRIPT for Robert Pattinson‘s reported new movie Cosmopolis – and it’s a doozy! The script is full of sex, suspense and financial turmoil for Rob’s character, Eric Packer. And get this: It all centers around Eric’s desire for a haircut! Yup, Rob’s hair is one of the main characters in his new flick.


R-Patz plays a 28-year-old multi-billionaire finance guru who drives around Manhattan in a high-tech, pimped-out limo in order to get a haircut, with many interruptions along the way. The entire movie is set within a 24 hour period and most of it takes place in his limosine. Eric Packer loses a lot of money for his clients by telling them to bet against the yen, and he is then stalked by two men who are out to get him. Eric curses, cheats on his wife, and seems to have an obsesssion with sex.


  1. Eric has a strained relationship with his wife, 22-year-old Elise Shifrin. He doesn’t seem to know her very well, and often asks her, “When are we going to have sex again?”
  2. Elise didn’t realize Eric’s eyes were blue until after they’d been married for 22 days. (Apparently he likes to keep his sunglasses on.)
  3. He cheats on his wife with Didi Fancher,  a 40-year-old “scorched blonde.”
  4. He GETS SHIRTLESS!!! (Yay!) And then he drops his pants and does the spread eagle during a doctor’s exam while speaking to his female co-worker… who is also in the room.
  5. Eric drinks brandy, drops the F-bomb multiple times and gets into fist fights!
  6. He shoots someone while driving around in his limo!
  7. Eric demands he get tasered, but instead drops vodka on his… er… nether regions.


(Eric) “I like your mother. You have your mother’s breasts.” (Elise) “Her Breasts?” (Eric) “Great stand-up t*ts.”


Who do you all want to see star alongside R-Patz in Cosmopolis? We’ve got two roles to fill here, people: Eric’s young devoted wife, and Eric’s older, “scorched blonde” mistress.” Personally, we’d love to see Kristen Stewart stick with R-Patz on the big screen… but we’d settle for another gorgeous young starlet, like Nina Dobrev, Mila Kunis, Emma Watson or Carrie Mulligan. As for the beautiful blonde, we’re thinking someone like Charlize Theron, Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman… or hey, why not Camille Grammer?

— Lorena O’Neil, reporting by Russ Weakland

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Rob's well wisher

Posted at 7:34 AM on January 9, 2011  

Kudos to Rob for taking risky role to flex his acting muscle.
Rob is the leading man of Hollywood now and forever.
Can’t wait to see he and Cotillard share on screen sex. HOTDAMN.

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Posted at 10:28 AM on January 7, 2011  

Congrats Rob!

I like that he’s taking on different roles to breakout from his Twilight character. I think he has a lot of talent and he’s picking projects that are diverse and Cronenberg’s films are always off the wall. I’m excited about it.

Good for him.

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Gossip Cop Sucks!

Posted at 1:34 AM on January 7, 2011  

This is from the actual script, not the book, so for you idiots saying its not exclusive, wake up! This movie and Rob are going to be awesome! Nice work HL!

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Posted at 11:48 PM on January 6, 2011  

I’m excited about this movie! I wonder how boring it will be to only film inside a limo. Where can I get the script??

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Posted at 10:56 PM on January 6, 2011  

Love him in whatever. Can’t wait for anything he brings to the bigger than life screen of my cineplex. Can’t get enough of him. Good guy, bad guy, dead guy. He is my “it” guy for the forseeable future.

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Posted at 7:33 PM on January 6, 2011  

Good job Rob! He needs to move away from Twilight and especially from Kristen Stewart. She brings him down, professionally and personally. Time to move on Rob. This movie will be great. Looking forward to it.

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Posted at 7:29 PM on January 6, 2011  

I can not wait for this! He will do fantastic! Rob I am so happy for you and support you so much. You are a fine actor and deserve it all. And the dropping of his pants….ooo la la. Even though they won’t show anything, the imaginations will run wild! I’d love for him to pose for playgirl…wow! Good luck with it all Rob…ride the wave!

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Posted at 6:41 PM on January 6, 2011  

Eeeeeeeee. I can’t stop squealing. I’m so excited for this movie. I just ordered the book. I hope I like it.

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Posted at 5:19 PM on January 6, 2011  

I can’t wait! Marion Cotillord is a superb actress. She’s very classy and our generations Marilyn Monroe I feel. Now if Rob could meet someone like her in real life he’d be set. She’s educated well traveled and can handle herself with grace. I am excited for this project.

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Posted at 5:14 PM on January 6, 2011  

It sounds more interesting than the Twilight movies. I might check it out.

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just me

Posted at 5:05 PM on January 6, 2011  

thank you for the gory details, you did your homework very well as it’s much more than everything that’s been said since yesterday and i love every detail :)
of course, i can not wait, who can?

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