Posted Mon, November 8, 2010 5:28pm EDT

Bonnie Says: Kate Middleton, Don't Marry Prince William! If You Love Him, Don't Let Him Put A Ring On Your Finger!

Posted Mon, November 8, 2010 5:28pm EDT

Royal lovers are all agog that a royal engagement will be announced after a proposal this Christmas. But marrying a British prince isn’t a dream — it’s a nightmare!

Brits are certain that second-in-line to the throne, 28-year-old Prince William, will FINALLY pop the question to his girlfriend of eight years, Kate Middleton.

Poor Kate, 28, has already been nicknamed “Waity Katy” by the vicious British press.

Now the former art student, who met the prince when they were both students at the University of St. Andrews, is apparently sitting on pins and needles, waiting for William to make their relationship official — and the drooling British press are convinced the wedding will take place July 23, 2011.

If the marriage happens it will be a HUGE deal for the Brits because… listen to this… Kate is a COMMONER (i.e. she doesn’t have one drop of royal blood in her pretty veins.)

That is a big hooray to many Great Brits who are sick to death of the ancient English class system. But it’s a travesty to members of the snobby upper crusty aristo-class who are horrified that a royal isn’t choosing a woman from their rich ranks!

Personally, I think William and the royals should be begging Kate to marry into their gene pool. They NEED her non-royal genes to add some genetic diversity and brains into their too-tight family.

It was only because Prince Charles roped in the gorgeous, saavy and warm-hearted Lady Diana Spencer that he ended up with such tall good-lookers as sons. William supposedly has some sensitivity and he can thank his mother Diana for that. Though she came from an aristo-background, she somehow didn’t have too many snobbish bones in her body.

Anyway, Kate should run for the hills while she still has a chance. I believe she does love William and that’s why she’s waited, but she’s also no doubt in love with the fairytale that she’ll be carried away by her real life prince.

The problem is there is no happily ever after. Apparently Williams’ grandmother, the Queen, isn’t too keen on commoner Kate, and we all know how well it goes for daughters-in-law when the Queen ices them. Look no further than sad, broke Fergie, the Duchess of York.

Then there’s the press. Kate is already being hounded, and it will only get way worse. She won’t get a moment’s peace from the royal-obsessed British press. They will insult and terrorize her and her family. They’ve already made fun of her hardworking mom, Carole, because she’s been known to chew gum.

Then there’s her freedom. She will no longer be able to make her own choices about what she does with her time and her career. She’s already apparently put her career of choice — photography — on hold because it wasn’t deemed appropriate for a royal wife. Previous to that she worked for the fashion ship Jigsaw.

Why should Kate have to give up a pursuit she loves to take on “official” duties, or simply to wait while Prince William follows the demands of his military career?

Instead, everything she does — from what she wears to how she raises her children — will be criticized by the queen and courtiers inside the palace, and by the press outside.

It will be relentless. And she will have no one to confide in that she can trust, except for her parents. If her feelings somehow leak, she will be criticized and ostracized by the Queen, her courtiers and possibly William, himself.

All she has to do is look at what happened to William’s poor mother, Diana. She was driven mad by her lack of privacy.

While William may not cheat on her to the degree that his father did to his mother  with his longtime love, Camilla Parker Bowles — he MAY. Sons whose fathers’ cheat often repeat the behavior. Does she want to go through the same torment that Diana did? Is it really worth it for William? Does she love and cherish him so much that it makes up for the potential living hell she’ll be in?

Jewels, pretty clothes and castles don’t make up for having a warm, happy family life with the man you love.

Why don’t Kate and William do something really modern — like not marry? Live together, yes. Have children. Live quietly out of London. Out of the spotlight. Kind of like what Paul McCartney did with his beloved first wife Linda (though they did marry). Have a legal agreement to protect Kate and their children — but don’t marry and officially take on any role. Stay away from the Queen and court and just live the most normal life you can with William, if you must have him.

Only by doing that can you avoid the toxic situation that destroyed  William’s wonderful mother, Diana.

If you can’t be happy with that, have a long heart-to-heart with Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson, and find another man and make another happy non-princessy life.

— Bonnie Fuller

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Grey_Cloud

Posted at 1:40 AM on November 13, 2010  

Boonie once again misses the mark. Fergie was actually well liked and considered a breath of fresh air until she commited one too many a faux paux (flashing her knickers/being photographed with her lover who was sucking on her toes).
Throughout Wills & Kate’s long dating history she & her ENTIRE family have been exposed to the British press. And just so you know, if Princess Diana could work as a preschool teaching assistant & nanny, then there’s no reason why Kate couldn’t follow her profession. As a matter of fact it’s Kate’s not seeking employment that is upsetting to many.
And really, you’re calling the British press terrible – that’s the pot calling the kettle black.

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Jonah

Posted at 7:53 AM on November 12, 2010  

I think love is good! but the military aspects & leaderships make prince Will an H.V.T (high valued target) in a world seeking solutions; everyone knows a wife influences her husband in many decisions (Of which could be Fruitful or Disastrous ). I think William knows exactly what he is doing-‘breaking boundaries’ of which could either be a blessing to the commoner or curse to royal blood.I believe every soul is born free from their first breathe and breaking boundaries is all we do. Yes why not give the Prince a chance to show who he really is (like his mother) passionate and warm with a heart of gold; however i see two choices, marry Katie for love and lose his popularity among elite royals and paparazzi’s blowers with half royal half commoner-kids or wait a little longer to find some kind of royal blood out there to calm the Brits with the idea of two pure blood royals coming together for “real purpose” (with the idea they already have some kind of leadership skills)

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Sophie

Posted at 11:57 PM on November 11, 2010  

Seriously, Bonnie, get a life. They have been together for 8 years, there is love no doubt. He doesn’t have to cheat on her just because he father was an idiot and cheated.
Everyone has the right to choose. If I were Kate in love and William loves me, I would face any snob, because true love is worth the fight!

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JK

Posted at 8:30 PM on November 10, 2010  

All the money in the world and he can’t do something about his premature balding head.

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Alara

Posted at 3:42 PM on November 9, 2010  

Actually, for once I can say I agree with you Bonnie – that yes, they should do something differently – and absolutely that girls life will become a living hell if she does marry him – because the media is so brutal…it’s really sad. They should be entitled to their privacy the same as everyone else….
However, if you’re comparing father and son – maybe the son should do as his father and NOT marry his girlfriend for another 30 years – then they could always be together, and Kate can become a photographer….now wouldn’t that be something? Although there are a lot of rules for William on what he can and cannot do – I think he should push the limits, like his dad did, and get some changes made in that whole “royal” structure. I wish them the best in their future tough choices.

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Prince Harry

Posted at 3:33 PM on November 9, 2010  

My thoughts: do not marry into the royal “family”.
William is a semi-royal, but they are the ONLY grandsons the old queen has to hand over the monarch to… so she wants to see it remain royal for many more centuries when she aint gonna be around.

By marrying into this, this Kate chick will have to deal with:
all the snobs looking down on her,
threats and attacks (and I wonder who would be the ones to do this-definitely not the average joe… has to be someone with blue blood-lol… I guess they are as blue as Avatar peeps)

The monarchy will not end, because it controls too much affairs… hell-even the prime minister is scared of the queen… just shows how much “democracy” exists in England… You can’t vote for a new queen..

That said, the queen has a lot of power… maybe it would be too obvious to get “rid” of poor Kate… but she will send a message to prevent marriage…
and if she doesn’t achieve this-well… the world will have to watch what the lil queen will do…

To me-the queen is a bitch and I don’t like her one bit and I don’t buy into her facade.

Thanks

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akua

Posted at 12:13 PM on December 7, 2010  

i agree with u in sum ways cos kate will be pretty treated like Diana. i hope she will happy cos married to william can be a blessing and cursed at the same time but i hope william will respect her wife and not let the queen decided what to goes no in their live….as for the Queen i believe she will warm up to her…thank God american dont have kings and queens cos the is one person who rule the world and dat is God ssss let pray for them royals cos, they will face judgement as any one.

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KittenKagome

Posted at 3:28 PM on November 9, 2010  

Normally Im in agreement with you, but not this time. People dont take their relationships seriously enough these days, encouraging people not to marry isn’t cool. She knew who she got involved with in the first place, so if they want to get married, they should.

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rebecca

Posted at 2:55 PM on November 9, 2010  

They could never not marry and still have kids, the British press would be all over that like a bad rash, not to mention the uproar that would rise from it! ‘Future King’s illigitimate heir’ I think not.

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vyavshuss

Posted at 1:59 PM on November 9, 2010  

Bonnie…you are the LOWEST of the lowlifes! You have NOTHING to say but pure BULLDUNG…get OFF the site and give someone who has a brain between their ears, not fluff like you, a chance at the pot of gold!
PLEASE! Don’t marry him after dating him for 7/8 years…are YOU MAD! You need a good bash in the head to get your thoughts, facts and opinions RIGHT!

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joan

Posted at 6:10 PM on November 11, 2010  

Totally agree with you. Stupid thoughts, in fact there was no thought put at all behind this article. Its main purpose was to just slag off the royal family and to top it with baseless comments. Seriously, get a life Bonnie and mind your own non-royal ass.

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Fred

Posted at 12:39 PM on November 9, 2010  

Actually, I meant landmines – not land minds…

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Fred

Posted at 12:25 PM on November 9, 2010  

“All she has to do is look at what happened to William’s poor mother, Diana. She was driven mad by her lack of privacy.”

Really Bonnie??? Since when was Diana “driven mad”? She was an intelligent, caring philanthropist, helping rid countries of destructive post-war land minds.

She may have been killed as a result of her lack of privacy – and a drunk driver – but she was far from mad. Get your facts straight and quit sensationalizing…Oh – sorry. Sensationalism is in your blood, isn’t it?

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mimi tholsted

Posted at 10:40 AM on November 9, 2010  

AARRH! Bonnie – you are really painting the devil on the wall,…..WILLIAM IS NOT LIKE HIS DAD,…… they, Kate and William, have been together for more than 8 years….. Wish them happiness and peace !!!

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Maoha

Posted at 1:16 AM on November 9, 2010  

Haha! “Why don’t Kate and William do something really modern — like not marry? Live together, yes. Have children. Live quietly out of London. Out of the spotlight”
Are you serious? Prince William is heir to the throne. He is the freakin future KING of England. This is not an option.
If they would”not marry and have children”, that would be a huuuuge scandal!
Children out of marriage wont even be heirs to the throne. So it would all be a waste. Sorry, but William is not an normal person, he cant do whatever he wants. He is a future king.

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Donna

Posted at 9:29 PM on November 8, 2010  

Well, I believe Diana was treated badly by the family and her Mommy’s boy of a husband let the family treat her this way and actually encouraged it so he could get away with all the running around he did. When she got mad, off he ran to his dog faced lover. So the more she was upset and away from the Royals the better. I think William is too much of a real man to let the family treat his wife/love that way, and I have read in several articles that he has already stated that he won’t have Kate treated like his Mother Diana was. I think both young men saw how their Father and his adultery hurt their Mother deeply, and in turn them. I think if they marry they will not take the tradition many English upper class men do and take a lover. They have seen the damage first hand as children. These are warm, loving, smart young men who have minds of their own and use them.

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akua

Posted at 12:22 PM on December 7, 2010  

lol u are right…actually when a man cheat on his wife i believe the wife should castrate him.haha in this case what i will say to Prince Charles is what goes around comes back to hurt u. and poor kate have to deal with them royals..william dont follow ur dad footstep cos a person that commits adultery will answer to God to not the press. British Royal are full of adultery,fraud,deceit and corruption.

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jerry in colorado

Posted at 6:08 PM on November 8, 2010  

sorry…but you’ve missed one important detail. They have been together for seven or eight years already. She knows many if not most of the ins and outs of royal life. She’s been a great part of it for years and won’t be surprised, therefore, with what follows the marriage. Her life won’t change that much except that she will attend more functions with and without William and I think she’ll navigate that JUST FINE.

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camus

Posted at 7:11 PM on November 8, 2010  

hear hear! :)

and theres one thing the queen will not forgive, children out of marriage. no royal wants a “bastard” as an heir. as harsh as that sounds.

these two have been through so much already im sure theyll be fine.

by the way, whether its a royal marriage or an ordinary one: the chances of it lasting are only 50%

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