Posted Mon, February 28, 2011 2:37pm EST

WORST Manscaping Disasters At The Oscars! What Were These Guys Thinking?

The ladies seem to have figured out how to look great on Oscar night, but what about the men in their lives?

On Feb. 27, the women– like Amy, Jennifer, Mila , Natalie and Michelle– were more gorgeous than ever! Unfortunately, we can’t say the same for the men, who really didn’t impress at this year’s Oscars! What got into them? Check out their looks and vote for the worst offender!

  • Christian Bale: The Fighter actor should have shaven his face before picking up his Best Supporting Actor statue! His bushy beard seems to clash with his hair– it’s almost orange– and it hides his gorgeous face!
  • Jesse Eisenberg: The star of The Social Network lost out to Colin First for Best Actor, and in our opinion he lost out in the hair department, too! Jesse is known for his mop-top look, but we were hoping he would step it up for Oscar and give it a bit more style!
  • Mark Wahlberg: The star of The Fighter is always handsome, but this thin goatee makes it harder to tell! With a face like his, why would he want to hide it at all?
  • Russell Brand: The star of Get Him to the Greek presented at the awards ceremony and was hilarious (as always!). But we didn’t love the way he styled his hair– it looked a bit too much like a mullet from the side! Russell, next time PLEASE have Katy help you with your hair!

What do YOU think? Which of these Hollywood heavyweights is the biggest beauty offender? Tell us in the poll below!

–Allie Jordan

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Posted at 4:20 PM on February 28, 2011  

Just what you you expect from an all pink website. Guess what? Real men have beards? You probably don’t even have hair on your balls.

I can firmly say that Bale’s beard made the Oscars better.

We’re sick of Bieber lookalikes, especially men who are in their thirties and still look like him. We want real, rugged, hairy looking men just like classic old Hollywood used to have. Where have all the Steve McQueens, Charlton Hestons and John Waynes of this world gone? I bet you would have thought they look ugly too. But they would win against you in a fight anytime. With their hands tied behind their backs.

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Posted at 3:56 PM on February 28, 2011  

If anyone had bothered to do their homework they’d know Christian Bale’s beard is for a role he’s currently filming in China. ‘The 13 Women of Nanjing’. He’s was only here to to attend the Oscars after getting permission from the director, and is due back there this week.

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Posted at 3:51 PM on February 28, 2011  

Isn’t this site futility at a stratospheric level?

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