I have six words to sum up the Jan. 25 episode: Dave Navarro, skateboarding dog & condom balloons!
The good, simple people of Tree Hill appear to have completely forgotten the horrific events of the last episode. No mention of Quinn (Shantel VanSanten) shooting Katie, no mention of Brooke (Sophia Bush) almost dying… etc. Instead, we got a pretty hilarious Hangover-inspired episode about Brooke’s bachelorette party. And as the girls scrambled to retrace their steps the morning after, I was reminded why I love each and every character on One Tree Hill.
So here’s what the girls slowly discovered about their night out: Millicent (Lisa Goldstein) got a pair of boots tattooed above her butt, Quinn let Alex (Jana Kramer) pierce her tongue, and everyone threw water-filled condoms at Dave Navarro… though I’m still not totally sure how he came into the picture.
But it wasn’t all montages and martinis. The episode took a serious turn when Brooke and Sylvia (Sharon Lawrence) recalled a drunken argument they had the night before, one in which Sylvia criticized Brooke for not being able to give Julian a family. (You know, because Brooke chose to have a barren womb.)
Next week’s episode is going to amazing, epic, etc. It’s finally Brooke and Julian’s wedding day — and because they’re getting married in the same church as Lucas (Chad Michael Murray) and Lindsay (Michaela McManus), I smell trouble. … Trouble and FLASHBACKS!
Mah favorite lines of the episode:
“You are not leaving my party early to go play Tutor Girl. We’re not in high school anymore!” — Brooke to Haley
“I didn’t really care for Peyton” — Sylvia
“Has everyone dated this Lucas character?” — Sylvia