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Posted Tue, March 23, 2010 2:10pm EDT

Olivia Munn Warns Her Nerd-Boy Fans: “If Someone Gropes Me, I'll Slap 'Em!”

If you’re a gaming geek or a comic-book guy, don’t get too hands-on with Olivia Munn at an event — she’ll give you a hard one across the cheek!

That’s what geek goddess Olivia Munn says in the April issue of Complex magazine about meeting her phalanxes of fanboys at conventions. Yes, it’s true: She’s got a huge fan group called the Olivia Munn Fan Group (OMFG): “I’m always nervous about those meet-ups … I see them all huddled together and they start to gravitate towards me. If someone gropes me, I’ll slap ’em.” That’s not all she shares in this spicy little interview:

She doesn’t think much of the Internet. “I just think of the Internet as a perverted old man with candy”

Olivia doesn’t have the best luck being followed by the paparazzi. “It was the one day I went to buy condoms at the Pleasure Chest. I go in, buy my condoms, and they were like, ‘We’re doing gift cards today.’ So I’m like, ‘Well, since I’m here I’ll just get more condoms with my gift card.’ They ask if I want another bag and obviously I was like, ‘No thank you, I’ll stuff all of these condoms in this tiny bag.'”

You won’t believe what she was told repeatedly as a kid by everyone. “She can’t do it, she’s not smart enough, she’s not pretty enough, she’s not anything enough.”

And Olivia even shares what she doesn’t want in men. “No emo s**t. And no metrosexuals. But I’m not always dating. I go from relationship to NOTHING. And then maybe a relationship.”