Posted Thu, February 17, 2011 10:33am EDT

Watch Out Miley Cyrus — John Mayer Will Break Your Heart Just Like He Did To Jen, Taylor & More!

Posted Thu, February 17, 2011 10:33am EDT

You were spotted kissing John at the Grammys Miley but be warned — Taylor, Jen and Jessica have all be in your position before, and left with a broken heart!

Miley, we know you may have feelings for John and think he will be a great guy — but don’t be fooled! Every girlfriend John seems to have leaves with a broken heart, vowing to never go back to him. Just take a look!

First there was Jennifer Love Hewitt, the girl he dated before he became famous, but she seemed to disappear once he hit the big time. He went from writing “Your Body is a Wonderland” about her to looking for love somewhere else!

He kept it low key for awhile but reappeared in a big way in 2006 when he started a much publicized romance with Jessica Simpson. He left her after about a year but had no problem discussing their love life on a radio show! It may not have been insulting to be called “sexual napalm,” but no one wants the details of their sex life out in public!

After that it was a brief fling with Minka Kelly that barely even registered. She wised up and moved on to her current fiance, Derek Jeter.

Next came Jennifer Aniston, the older woman John seemed to destroy. Reports say Jen did everything she could to get in touch with John after their split, but he just ignored her!

Then there was super sweet Taylor Swift in a relationship so devastating she wrote a song about him! “Dear John” paints a VERY unflattering portrait of the singer.

So wise up Miley — before you become John’s latest victim!

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alice

Posted at 4:48 PM on February 17, 2011  

Gossip Cop already debunked the Miley/John story you idiots!!!

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Amy

Posted at 2:18 PM on February 17, 2011  

ok..
this rumor is just absurd!
i doubt it happened! and even if it did, i think it was all in good fun, like when he kisses girls in his concerts.

i feel this is just another PR lie from her ppl in order to distract us from her dad’s interview.
Sandra Bullock ppl also want to make us think that she and mayer hook up!
lol.. an 18 y o girl and a 40 yo women in one day!!! ha ha ha!

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a

Posted at 2:01 PM on February 17, 2011  

Who cares! Miley needs to have a hard life. Her daddy bought her way into fame when producers told her she couldn’t sing or act. Miley is a talentless nobody.

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c

Posted at 11:32 AM on February 17, 2011  

disgusting! john mayer needs to get his act together – why does he even want to date someone so young!?

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alice

Posted at 4:49 PM on February 17, 2011  

He’s not dating her, he doesn’t even live in LA. Gossip Cop said the rumor was false!

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jason

Posted at 11:11 AM on February 17, 2011  

Break her heart? She has one?

More likely he’ll give her a disease.

What a douchebag.

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