Posted Sun, October 17, 2010 10:22am EDT

While Lindsay Is Away In Rehab, Miley and Taylor Fight To Take Her Spot As Hollywood's Top Trouble Maker!

Posted Sun, October 17, 2010 10:22am EDT

Hollywood’s most famous trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan FINALLY seems to be getting the help she needs, but it looks like teen tarts, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen are following in her footsteps, vying to take her place as Tinsel Town’s most notorious teen star gone wild.

Lindsay Lohan vs. Miley Cyrus

  • Both Lindsay and Miley got their big breaks from Disney. Their fresh faced looks have undoubtedly taken a turn for the worse, by trying out an edgier look that does nothing but meet the disapproving eye of the general public.
  • Miley hasn’t been shy to go bra-less and have her nipples show right through their thin t-shirt, when she is well aware of the paparazzi snapping pics wherever she goes. It makes us flashback to the days of Lindsay running around town doing the exact same thing.
  • Long gone are the teen appropriate t-shirts and sweat pants. Miley opts for outfits that are begging for attention like her almost-identical-to-Lindsay short shorts, low-cut top and high heels number.
  • Lindsay has also been an inspiration when it comes to donning edgey ripped tights that send a trashy not classy image to fans. Guess who is a fan favorite of them? Oh yeah…Miley.
  • Before Miley was on Hollywood’s radar, it was Lindsay flashing the peace sign whenever a camera was near. Miley has picked up right where Lindsay left off.
  • Both girls have dated older guys and influenced their younger siblings to emulate their personas.

Lindsay Lohan vs. Taylor Momsen

  • Lindsay and Taylor have both been given a lot at a young age, but besides having a privileged life, they have both demonstrated some pretty crazy behavior. Lindsay has gone on drug fueled car chase and Taylor burned her dog’s balls after it was neutered.
  • What’s with the guns? Taylor’s shocking cover of Revolver magazine dressed in black lingerie has Hollywood buzzing while Lindsay’s photo shoot with guns for photographer Tyler Shield’s book reminds us that Taylor isn’t the first to do such a thing.
  • Taylor has picked up the dirty habit of smoking which, coincidentally Lindsay has enjoyed for years.
  • There’s something about thigh high stockings and short bottoms that bonds the two young stars together.
  • When Taylor and Lindsay were first hitting the red carpet, they were all smiles and gave off mega-watts of positive energy. These days It’s virtually impossible to wipe the scowl of Taylor’s face or get Lindsay to curve her lips in the slightest.
  • Both starlets have picked up on learning how to DJ during parties for extra attention.
  • Lindsay and Taylor have both pursued music careers, although Taylor has gone the dirty rock route. Taylor’s on-stage outfits and potty mouth have actually surpassed Lindsay as far as being a bad influence in the music scene.

We get that Miley and Taylor want to grow up and gain the respect and interest of an older crowd, but we gotta say, emulating someone like Lindsay Lohan isn’t the way to keep fans or stay in a positive spotlight!

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not miley's fan

Posted at 2:18 PM on November 11, 2010  

idk about Taylor but miley is just acting that way because the divorce with her parent she thinks is her carrier n thats y shes acting the way she is i mean i kinda have the same problem with mines n im acting kinda crazy 2

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liz

Posted at 9:27 AM on October 29, 2010  

they are worse than lindasy espically taylor monsen when they get older they would bee even more out of control even after they turn 18

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Ihatethem

Posted at 7:57 PM on October 20, 2010  

I think they are worse them linsday! They are only 17 linsday wasn’t even as bad as they where at 17! Looks like are generation 2010’s have new party girls! But I have to say I perfer taylor over Miley. I hate Miley with a passion she is ugly and dog looking and just plain annoying. Stop tryin to be sexy Miley you are ugly.

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brenda

Posted at 6:13 PM on October 19, 2010  

omg i cant belive itTHE WAY YALL PUT IT TOTALLY MAKES SENCE

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No

Posted at 4:54 PM on October 18, 2010  

Women have n i p p l e s?

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Yo momma

Posted at 1:20 PM on October 18, 2010  

Don’t know about Miley but I have a feeling that Taylor will be the exact opposite of what she is now when she gets older (I think she’ll look back on all this and say, “oh, I was so stupid; I thought I was so hardcore!” and she’ll be trying NOT to get attention!)

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Random

Posted at 12:22 PM on October 18, 2010  

Ok, who evers standing up for Miley is probably a 30 year old adult that did many things when she was Miley’s age such as sex, drugs, and was a teen rebel. Any teenager in their right mind, crazy or not, knows what direction Miley’s going in, and it doesn’t seem that good. Stop trying to stand up for her, she knows what she’s doing and she knows it’s wrong

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blaize

Posted at 8:23 AM on October 18, 2010  

Just because Miley Cyrus likes to dress sexy doesn’t mean she’s going to be doing drugs, abusing alcohol, going to rehab, or being sentenced to jail like Lindsay Lohan. Miley will be 18 in 4 weeks. It’s nothing horrific or abnormal for pop stars in their late teens to develop more sexuality. Beyonce and Christina Aguilera’s images have become increasingly sexual since they were teenagers, but they still haven’t gone down the Lindsay route.

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Lena

Posted at 11:01 PM on October 17, 2010  

Miley, although her wardrobe isn’t exactly appropriate, her parents are stable. They act “cool” but they ground her when she goes too far. She does things to show people she’s grown up or whatever. But Taylor? Lost cause. Her parents let her go out looking like she does alll the time. Her personality isn’t exactly beautiful either.

As much as I dislike Miley, she’s a sweet person. She helps out, and she has her head on straight. Taylor couldn’t even be bothered to help Haiti out because of her “music”.

BUT…until any of them start acting like Lindsay did at 17, I think we’re good. They dress dumb to be “edgy and cool” but that’s it.

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i love taylor lautner 101

Posted at 9:23 PM on October 17, 2010  

I don’t know about Taylor but Miley will definetly be a mini me Lindsey in a year or so

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Chris

Posted at 6:40 PM on October 17, 2010  

I never expect a reasoned argument from Bonnie, and so I’m never let down. Ms. Lohan has a serious drug and alcohol problem, which she had when she was the age Miley (17) and Taylor (16) are now. Thankfully, Lohan is getting treatment for it and we should all hope the rehab sticks this time. But there has been absolutely no indication that Taylor and Miley suffer from a drug or alcohol adiction or that they are headed in that direction. So, Bonnie’s comparisons come down to clothing choices and a bogus story about burning a female dog’s testicles. Bonnie’s simply making herself look like a prude. For many people, the years when you are teenagers approaching adulthood are some of the best, but I suspect that Bonnie was shut up inside and uptight when outside when she was that age. She certainly seems like someone who was repressed as a teenager and is even moreso now.

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oic

Posted at 6:29 PM on October 17, 2010  

did anyone of you retards post the pics of miley in dresses and long jeans from this week? get a life you talentless douchebags

btw where is the post on miley and her charity work over the last month? biased as always

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Posted at 6:10 PM on October 17, 2010  

ALL your problems with Taylor are based off her clothes and lack of smiling. So that automatically makes her a party girl? Yes, she smokes, but she’s NEVER been caught drinking or doing drugs. And for God’s sake, her dog is FEMALE so the ball-burning story is false. Both Taylor AND Blake Lively have said that in interviews. And she DJed ONCE because she was asked to. How is that “trying to get extra attention”?

I don’t think it’s fair to say that ANY of these young women were “handed” anything. Whatever their life choices, they worked for where they are.

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Da truth

Posted at 4:03 PM on October 17, 2010  

This site needs to get off their high horse and let these girls live THEIR lives.

I can not WAIT for Miley to prove these idiots wrong!!

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kelly

Posted at 9:25 PM on October 17, 2010  

yeah she will prove them wrong. i mean her last album bombed. what else is left? her amazing acting??

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FAIL!

Posted at 12:48 PM on October 17, 2010  

Stop picking on that girl GOD, your like a broken record yeh we get it she aint no saint but who is but u cant compare her to lindsey lohan compare her to every average teenage girl her age. STYLY really defines who you are as a person YEAHH RIGHT!

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Warren

Posted at 12:26 PM on October 17, 2010  

This story is stupid. You go through a bunch of photos trying to find them wearing a few of the same clothes and then you act like this proves something. FAIL. None of these people have the same personality and are not alike. Thats like saying a million girls are the same because they wear boots. Why are you always picking on Miley? She has never been in any trouble, is respectful and does lots for many charities.

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sakdds2322

Posted at 11:39 AM on October 17, 2010  

Great article!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at an ag’e ga’p dating site AgeMin’gle * co m—a nice and free place for Youn’ger- Women and Old’er Men, or Old’er Women and Young’er Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends

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Stan

Posted at 11:27 AM on October 17, 2010  

I would love to know how you were when you were thier age. I bet I could come up with some comparisons between you and Lindsey.

Miley doesn’t have to earn adults respect. She already had the respect of MATURE Adults.

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d

Posted at 11:02 PM on October 17, 2010  

lol she does?
because it seems like that’s all she’s trying to do. get respect.

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liz

Posted at 9:32 AM on October 29, 2010  

haha funy what respect by barely wearing hardly any clothes the respect there is nothing and have you seen other wesites who describe miley as being a whore who needs to put more clothes on and this is fact and these are they are the same age group/audience miley wants to attract.

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mathew

Posted at 11:14 AM on October 17, 2010  

Miley isn´t new Lindsay becouse Miley is good girl …. and Taylor too…..and I think that you can´t compare miley with Lindsay…..

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Jammers

Posted at 5:21 PM on October 18, 2010  

Miley is actually the new Britney.. Young skanky and untalented and has southern white trash roots.

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