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Posted Tue, January 11, 2011 5:40pm EDT

Kirstin Says: If Charlie Sheen Was A Woman, He’d NEVER Get Away With Benders & Porn Stars!

Although Charlie Sheen made it back to work after his binge fest in Vegas last weekend, his behavior would NEVER be tolerated if he was a girl!

I’m convinced Charlie Sheen could get away with murder. As if last year’s  drug and alcohol abuse, hotel room destruction and domestic violence  wasn’t enough, the 48-year-old actor went on a very public bender in Las Vegas last weekend with a trio of porn stars and isn’t experiencing ANY repercussions. If he was a girl (think Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton), you can bet she would have been deemed an un-insurable mess. Of course, that’s not the case with Mr. Sheen…he’s practically rewarded for being a bad boy!

“He has the constitution of an ox,” an insider told TMZ, after Charlie made it back to the set of his hit show Two and a Half Men this morning, pretending nothing happened last weekend. “He’s figured out a way of shutting down [the substance abuse] long enough so he can function normally when he has to. He’s a complete functioning addict.”

In fact, those closest to Charlie have praised him for his work on set last Friday, saying, “Charlie nailed it.”

Please.

Even his rep, Stan Rosenfield, made light of the fact his client was reportedly pounding Grey Goose vodka in Vegas before heading to a room at the Palms Hotel with three young porn stars (including 23-year-old Bree Olsen). Did I mention this was the day before he was expected on set?

“I keep reading that Charlie Sheen did not show up for work today,” Rosenfield said in a statement. “I read those remarks two hours before his scheduled time of arrival. Charlie Sheen arrived at work today and is there as I send this. Memo to Chicken Little: The sky remains in place.”

Can you imagine Lindsay’s rep getting away with a Chicken Little joke? Are we just immune to Charlie’s crazy antics because we’ve watched him go through scandal after scandal for the last two decades? Or is he just so charming and talented that we give him a pass?

As one of Two and a Half Men‘s millions of viewers who guffaw every time Charlie plays a girl or is rude to his brother on the show, I’m guilty of glossing over his endeavors too. However, I can’t help but suspect he gets away with acting like an ass primarily because he’s a dude…and really, that’s not fair.

What do YOU think?

Plus, click here to see Charlie’s OTHER porn girlfriend, Capri Anderson!

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