Posted Tue, January 11, 2011 5:40pm EDT

Kirstin Says: If Charlie Sheen Was A Woman, He’d NEVER Get Away With Benders & Porn Stars!

Posted Tue, January 11, 2011 5:40pm EDT

Although Charlie Sheen made it back to work after his binge fest in Vegas last weekend, his behavior would NEVER be tolerated if he was a girl!

I’m convinced Charlie Sheen could get away with murder. As if last year’s  drug and alcohol abuse, hotel room destruction and domestic violence  wasn’t enough, the 48-year-old actor went on a very public bender in Las Vegas last weekend with a trio of porn stars and isn’t experiencing ANY repercussions. If he was a girl (think Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton), you can bet she would have been deemed an un-insurable mess. Of course, that’s not the case with Mr. Sheen…he’s practically rewarded for being a bad boy!

“He has the constitution of an ox,” an insider told TMZ, after Charlie made it back to the set of his hit show Two and a Half Men this morning, pretending nothing happened last weekend. “He’s figured out a way of shutting down [the substance abuse] long enough so he can function normally when he has to. He’s a complete functioning addict.”

In fact, those closest to Charlie have praised him for his work on set last Friday, saying, “Charlie nailed it.”

Please.

Even his rep, Stan Rosenfield, made light of the fact his client was reportedly pounding Grey Goose vodka in Vegas before heading to a room at the Palms Hotel with three young porn stars (including 23-year-old Bree Olsen). Did I mention this was the day before he was expected on set?

“I keep reading that Charlie Sheen did not show up for work today,” Rosenfield said in a statement. “I read those remarks two hours before his scheduled time of arrival. Charlie Sheen arrived at work today and is there as I send this. Memo to Chicken Little: The sky remains in place.”

Can you imagine Lindsay’s rep getting away with a Chicken Little joke? Are we just immune to Charlie’s crazy antics because we’ve watched him go through scandal after scandal for the last two decades? Or is he just so charming and talented that we give him a pass?

As one of Two and a Half Men‘s millions of viewers who guffaw every time Charlie plays a girl or is rude to his brother on the show, I’m guilty of glossing over his endeavors too. However, I can’t help but suspect he gets away with acting like an ass primarily because he’s a dude…and really, that’s not fair.

What do YOU think?

Plus, click here to see Charlie’s OTHER porn girlfriend, Capri Anderson!

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homegirlz

Posted at 12:31 PM on January 12, 2011  

He makes me sick to even look at him. I completely agree with what you’re saying. No woman could ever get away with this kind of behavior and still be rewarded to boot. He’s so gross.

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tlc

Posted at 10:30 AM on January 12, 2011  

Hate to be the voice of dissent, but I love the show, have watched it for years. And yes, his character is pretty much him in real life, so all the press, even when negative, helps out the show and in turn helps him rake in the bucks. The guy is not married and has money to blow, who are we to judge?

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just my opinion

Posted at 6:51 PM on January 11, 2011  

Ugh, I cannot STAND this d-bag. I hate the fact that such a deplorable human being makes so much money, and gets away with the crap he does. I wish someone, anyone would just knock him down a few pegs. I don’t get that show either, its so stupid. I don’t know why he is so popular, I mean the guy is a “star” (in the loosest sense) and he still has to pay women to be with him, and the women he doesn’t pay, he beats up! what the hell?

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gbtw

Posted at 5:51 PM on January 11, 2011  

i sort of agree with you, however in this instance it’s more about the fact that he pulls in big dollars with his show wherein he’s basically playing himself (a playboy) so this “negative” press practically promotes the show and helps it pull more dollars. would they ever make a show (or keep an actress) with a woman doing the same thing- well, not likely, but, if the show made money, they would. it’s all about dollars here. the public will watch a man being a playboy, but will they watch a woman doing the same (on and off screen)- probably not. but, i’ll be the first to admit i don’t really get the sheen thing… i watched the show a few times and thought the kid was funny when he was young- but it’s a pretty atrocious show and i clearly cannot relate to the audience who chooses to watch it. whoever they are, though, they are the ones that are allowing sheen to go on his immoral rampage. if he didn’t have kids he was neglecting, i wouldn’t care, frankly. he’s not very interesting, nor very good looking, and i bet he’s a lousy f-.

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Kirstin Benson

Posted at 5:53 PM on January 11, 2011  

GBTW, you never fail to entertain me. I wish I could print the last line as my opinion because I agree with you 100%.

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jay

Posted at 5:43 PM on January 12, 2011  

How many men has Madonna been with publicly? A WHOLE lot.

 
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