Posted Fri, July 9, 2010 2:01pm EST

Bonnie Asks: Jessica — Why Are You Wearing Spiderman's Cape?

Posted Fri, July 9, 2010 2:01pm EST

It’s big, it’s orange, it’s see-through and it is one scary outfit!

Whatever is Jessica Simpson thinking, walking around Capri, Italy in this guy-repelling get-up?!

All I can say is new boyfriend, ex-San Francisco 49er Eric Johnson, must REALLY love you, Jessica! Or he’s colorblind!

Since Jess, 29, and Eric, 30, have only been dating for five or six weeks, he really might be blinded… by love!

Geez Jess, you really need to get yourself a new stylist! You are infamous for wearing unflattering outfits… and you’re a beautiful girl!

Our advice here — take a vacation from this see-through web gown/wrap now!

–Bonnie Fuller

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Suzy

Posted at 2:53 PM on July 9, 2010  

At least she doesn’t look like she slept in her outfit like he does.

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Andy Swift

Posted at 2:50 PM on July 9, 2010  

I feel like it’s even weirder because he’s dressed so normally. Like, one of person is wearing a Halloween costume. The other one shops at American Eagle.

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gbtw

Posted at 3:36 PM on July 9, 2010  

completely. it looks like he’s not comfortable with her flamboyant looks, if you ask me… i give them two more months. i still think she looks gorgeous in this dress, even if it’s a little mrs. roper-ish, and i always love the way she looks when she is on the chubbier side of things. (tho, if i stood next to her in person, i’d probably think she’s not even remotely chubby.)

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gbtw

Posted at 2:31 PM on July 9, 2010  

lol… i actually think she looks sexy even in this weird outfit! lol… i don’t mind it. it’s fun. if you’re picking on clothes, i think he deserves much more for his boring get-up, and that shirt that looks like it was either not put in the dryer, or left in there for a few days.

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