LOS ANGELES, CA – MARCH 31: Actor Nathan Kress arrives at Nickelodeon’s 25th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards held at Galen Center on March 31, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for KCA)
From TMI tweets to intimate details about her pregnant sex life, Jessica has been a quote machine during her pregnancy! Which shocking statement is your favorite?
Singer-turned-fashion-designer Jessica Simpson is about to give birth soon, and we’ve got to admit it — We’re going to miss her pregnancy quotables! Let’s take a look at her seven best moments.
And who can forget Jessica’s fun play-on-words to announce her pregnancy? "It's true — I'm going to be a mummy!"
Jessica also felt the need to overshare how great her sex life is now! “I’m kind of unstoppable right now,” she said. “The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!" (FameFlynet)
Jessica’s biggest TMI involved a major Twitter overshare: "The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! RT @OMGFacts The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!"
“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo ha!” Jessica told Jimmy Kimmel about her ever-expanding baby bump.
"I LOVE my new Cavalli dress! My belly is officially bigger than my boobs..well kinda..ha” Jessica joked with a twit pic of her new baby bump.
Jess admitted that the one downside of pregnancy is giving up drinks. "Givin' up my Scotch?" she said. "My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! … Though now, being pregnant, you crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!"
Always the fashionista, even giving birth won’t stop her from wearing heels. "I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels]," she joked. "I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'" (FameFlynet)
Khloe and Lamar may be squabbling over reality TV and their new home in Dallas, but we hope they try to keep their love alive! Check out the most compelling reasons we think they should make their marriage work!
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have had marriage troubles recently, but Khloe has been quick to defend her union and say they are still happy. We TOTALLY think they should try to keep their love alive! Check out our most compelling arguments and tell us, HollywoodLifers — do YOU think Khloe and Lamar will stay together forever? (FameFlynet)
Jessica Simpson's 7 Most Over-The-Top, Hilarious Pregnancy Quotes