From TMI tweets to intimate details about her pregnant sex life, Jessica has been a quote machine during her pregnancy! Which shocking statement is your favorite?
Singer-turned-fashion-designer Jessica Simpson is about to give birth soon, and we’ve got to admit it — We’re going to miss her pregnancy quotables! Let’s take a look at her seven best moments.
And who can forget Jessica’s fun play-on-words to announce her pregnancy? “It’s true — I’m going to be a mummy!”
Jessica also felt the need to overshare how great her sex life is now! “I’m kind of unstoppable right now,” she said. “The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!” (FameFlynet)
Jessica’s biggest TMI involved a major Twitter overshare: “The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! RT @OMGFacts The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!”
“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo ha!” Jessica told Jimmy Kimmel about her ever-expanding baby bump.
“I LOVE my new Cavalli dress! My belly is officially bigger than my boobs..well kinda..ha” Jessica joked with a twit pic of her new baby bump.
Jess admitted that the one downside of pregnancy is giving up drinks. “Givin’ up my Scotch?” she said. “My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! … Though now, being pregnant, you crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!”
Always the fashionista, even giving birth won’t stop her from wearing heels. “I’m probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels],” she joked. “I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, ‘You’re gonna need to get out of those heels!’” (FameFlynet)