Posted Wed, March 31, 2010 1:00pm EDT

EXCLUSIVE! Jesse James — $45,000 For A Month At This 'Spa' Rehab Will NOT Win Sandra Bullock Back!

Posted Wed, March 31, 2010 1:00pm EDT

New Details! Jesse James’ super expensive “spa” rehab center that treats sexual addiction! Their daily activities include massages, yoga, and a private chef! Does he really want to be taken seriously?

Jesse James, do you really think coughing up $45,000 for a month of “treatment” at the super chic Sierra Tuscon rehab facility in Tuscon, Az., is going to get Sandra Bullock to come home to you?

You’ve cheated with multiple women — four that we know of right now.  Jesse, you need to get some serious help if Sandra is even going to THINK of coming back to you! You don’t really deserve such a talented, successful, gorgeous woman … but if you really do have a problem with sex addiction, and are trying to work it out, maybe we would support her taking you back.

But why did you choose Sierra Tuscon as your rehab center? Sure, it treats individuals who suffer from sex addiction — but considering the activities the program entails (yoga, massages, high-end cuisine) it’s almost as if you’ve chosen to go on a spa vacation. It’s hard for us to believe you’re actually trying to get help with all these luxurious activities you’ll be taking part in!

Check out what Jesse’s exclusive fancy “rehab” is like!

  • Cost: Sierra Tuscon costs $45,000 per month!
  • Size: The entire facility accommodates 80 people, and Jesse’s sex rehab program would only have 10-15 people in it.
  • Gourmet Cuisine: Patients will have their meals prepared by a personal chef! “[Our chef] uses the finest ingredients in the preparation of nutritious meals,” totes the center’s Web site.
  • Specialized Work-Outs: Jesse will have a personal trainer! Sierra Tuscon has “a fitness specialist works with each person to design a program to fit his or her needs.” It also offers a climbing wall and yoga classes.
  • Spa Amenities: The center offers massage therapy and acupuncture. How luxurious!
  • High-End Rooms: Jesse won’t be bunking it! “Our rooms are designed like nice hotel rooms,” the center boasts.
  • Nice View: The facility is located on 160 acres at the foot of the Santa Catalina mountains, where patients can enjoy the gorgeous nature.

Jesse, you should have taken a tip from Tiger Woods and gone to a scrappy, no-frills rehab if you wanted ANYONE to take you seriously! —Chloe Melas

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PamD

Posted at 6:40 PM on April 4, 2010  

If you marry a bad boy, don’t be surprised when he turns out to be a bad boy. I learned that the hard way – but it took me 2 times! Husband #3 is a great guy. I fell in love with him because he is a respectable, stable, fun loving guy.

Sandra just had to learn this the hard way like some of the rest of us. Jesee is just a bad boy, self centered, thinking with the wrong organ pig. She’ll bounce back and do just fine.

I feel bad for her and wish her the best.

I hope JJ gets a fungus and something he thinks is important falls off.

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margie

Posted at 2:30 PM on April 3, 2010  

TREATMENT CENTER!!!!!! The creep is on vacation.

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daverino

Posted at 11:18 AM on April 3, 2010  

All this behavior was depicited in his first “Motorcycle Madness” series. whih made him discusstingly famouse. and agian in the continuing break-up drama with “Kid Rock” wher they ride off to Mexico… All public, watch it as many times as you like. Not to mention “Monster Garage” Towards the end of the series he wasn’t even showing up for his own show?! Nobody Got it? So now with all this public information,Sandra has no case! She wanted a certified “Bad Boy” and she got one. I was shocked Jessie is going to lenths to fix it! He HATES attention.

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Eric

Posted at 9:37 AM on April 3, 2010  

I don’t care much about celebrity exploits, and I don’t know if he really wants to change, but ripping the rehab is tasteless. Sierra Tucson is one of the most respected rehabs in the county and saved my family’s life. It is not a spa but an intense, 12-step based program that treats a wide spectrum of addictions.
Having attended the family program, I saw first hand the amazing work they do. The group therapy, the confidence building, the spiritual work…its all part of making people well. The food was cafeteria style, clear your own plates, the days rigidly structured and productive. Sierra Tucson is amazing…I hope Jesse is sincere about helping himself because he chose the right place if that’s the case.

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james muston

Posted at 4:08 AM on April 3, 2010  

DUDES WHY DO WE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT WHOS DOING WHO I JUST DONT GET IT THEY ARE PEOPLE TO THE GIRL NEXT STORE(JEESH MIGHT HAVE SOME BONES IN HERE CLOSET THE POP JUST HAVENT ONCOVERD IT YET DANG LEAVE THEM ALONE HELL IF I HAD 45000 G TO SPARE WHEN I DID SOME CHEATN HECK I WOULD TO YES I SAID WHEN I DID SOME CHEATN ANYONE GONNA MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT?WELL COMON IVE CHEATED ALOT LOL AND ALSO HAVE BEEN CHEATED ON!!!!!!!ILL BE GLAD TO SELL MY STORY BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME IM NOT A CELIBERTY YOU PEOPLE NEED TO FOCUS ON YOUR OWN FAMILEY AND LET THESE FOLKS DEAL WITH THERE OWN DUDES MY HEART GOES OUT TO ANYONE THAT HASCHEATED OR BEEN CHEATED ON I NO THE FEELING BOTH WAYS ..AND I ALSO NO THAT PART OF THE HEALING PROCESS WAS FOR PEOPLE TO STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY BUSSINESS…SORRY I HAD TO VENT A LITTLE

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Angie L.

Posted at 1:11 PM on April 4, 2010  

respectfully, i have to laugh at some of these comments.. but, personally, i could care less about who’s doing who, celebrity or not celebrity. Your personal life is just what it is, personal, and should have nothing to do with what you do for a living as long as you do your job….oh,and if i had 45 k, i would be buying water and food, because tough times are ahead of us and none of this is gonna mean anything….thankyou!

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ALBERT BOND

Posted at 4:16 PM on April 2, 2010  

SANDRE IS LIKE THE GIRL NEXT DOOR OR YOUR SISTER I’M 72 I WOULD LOVE TO JUST BE ABLE TO KNOW HER WHY DID SHE GO WITH JAMES ANY WAY ITS LIKE OIL AND WATER I’M SURE SHE’S NOT PERFECT BUT HE’S NOTHIN. THERES SO MANY NICE GUYS OUT THEIR I’M SURE ITS HARD FOR HER BECAUSE IN HER POSITION ITS HARD TO TELL WHOS REAL OR NOT MOST MEN WOULD PUT ON A FALSE FRONT I FEEL SORRY FOR HER MEN WILL TELL HER ANY THING WHO DOES SHE BELIVE WHAT SHE REALLY NEEDS IS A BIG BROTHER OR SOMEONE TO PLAY THE PART DOES SHE HAVE ANY MALES SHE CAN RELY ON IF I WAS 20 YEARS YOUNGER I WOULD HELP HER CHECK OUT THE FEILD AND RUN INTERFERANCE GOOD LUCK SANDRE PLEASE DON’T GO BACK YOU DON’T NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE

AL

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Jordan

Posted at 11:29 AM on April 2, 2010  

I am sorry to say but you ALL have it wrong. Jesse is the victim here. The poor loving man has a horrible disease. Its just like he has brain cancer. Why else would he dress up like Hitler and screw all of those dirty whores. Jesse is a stand up guy. Maybe this is all Sandra’s fault? Maybe she didn’t give him enough love and since he is a sex addict he had to go elsewhere, many times.

Jesse James, Bill Clinton, Tiger Woods and the list goes on and on. Maybe there is something in the water that is causing all of these wonderful guys to become sex addicts?

Truth be told, these people are the Scum of the earth.

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Daniel S.

Posted at 5:09 PM on April 4, 2010  

are you for real Jordan? Addictions all involve “CHOICE” nobody was holding a gun to him head telling him to do that crap to those whores.

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Suzzi

Posted at 6:01 PM on April 4, 2010  

Daniel- slow down and reread what Jordan wrote…to the end!

 
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Suzzi

Posted at 6:00 PM on April 4, 2010  

You go Jordan!!!

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Devin

Posted at 10:08 AM on April 2, 2010  

Although some ppl are a little more forgiving and understanding of a cheating spouse, Sandra is far from that person, if you ever listen to some of her past interviews of what she feels about ppl who cheat, it really makes this situation even worst, she is very big on loyalty and trust and Jesse crushed both, but just like many ppl out there, male or female that has been the victim of a cheating spouse every second that passes is another chance to pick yourself up dust yourself off and continue living your life and try not to let the other ppl that come into your life pay for that cheating spouses mistake-not all ppl cheat, there still are really good ppl in the world.

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Tina

Posted at 8:34 PM on April 1, 2010  

Does this Jesse have a life or what? I am not a sex addict, but I want to go to this therapy. Now if I only had a gullible rich spouse. Oh, darn. He’s got to be kidding.

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Buck Pepper

Posted at 12:29 AM on April 1, 2010  

It’s not only that he cheated, but who he cheated with…the freaky tattooed lady, dress up like a Nazi, skanky stripper hoochie mama slut. Never could see Sandra and Jesse as a couple. Maybe she saw something in him early on that attracted her to him. To me the guy was bad news from the get go.

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lol

Posted at 5:41 PM on March 31, 2010  

Is this the latest trend in hollywood?srew around on your spouse then go to rehab after you’ve been caught?Oh please Jessie we know your only sorry you got caught.I hope Sandra does not take him back.

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