Posted Wed, July 21, 2010 6:39pm EST

Bonnie Says: Jen Was Damn Smart to Flee LA Before Angie’s Big Night! Why Rub SALT Into Her Wounds?!

Jen Aniston’s still not over Brad. And she’s especially not over how he publicly dumped her, so she absolutely made the right move to leave LA for London before any paparazzi could try to snap her on Angie’s big night.

She knew the whole town would be talking about Angelinaand Brad, and Angie’s new film Salt. “If I was her best friend I would have advised her to get as far away as possible, which she did,” says psychologist Cooper Lawrence, author of The Cult of Celebrity.  “It was perfect that she just ‘happened’ to have to go to London to promote her new fragrance,” called ‘Jennifer Aniston’ at Harrods department store.

Listen girlfriends, Jen Aniston had no reason to subject herself to any further torture by having Brad and Angie thrown in her face.

Jen, like many of us, just hasn’t been able to fully move on from the breakup of her marriage.  “I know lots of people who never get over a breakup like this five or ten years later. It doesn’t matter how much time has passed,” says Lawrence.

Realistically, Jen has had a far tougher task than most folks would have.  We haven’t had to see photos of our ex’s annoyingly handsome face plastered all over magazine covers, the Internet, and TV, with his hot, younger woman who manages to be an Oscar-winning actress, mother of the year, and a humanitarian missionary. That’s a hard one to swallow.

And every time Jen starts to move on, Brad and Angelina adopt or give birth to another baby or child, setting off a new distressing press frenzy.

“The split had to have been a HUGE blow to her ego.  No wonder she had to publicly rush to say she was fine after the break up, but because she did that, she didn’t really deal with her feelings of extreme hurt and insecurity,” believes Diana Falzone, WeTV relationship expert and star of the new show Put a Ring On It.

Wouldn’t we all do the same thing?  Wouldn’t we all have scrambled like Jen to protect what was left of our shredded, betrayed egos?

Wouldn’t we all have wanted to crawl into a hole to try and forgotten that our ex even existed?  But in Jen’s case it was IMPOSSIBLE!  No wonder Jen has made a mission out of working out, yogacizing, and tanning herself to perfection.  She’s needed to reassure herself that she is beautiful and desirable, which she is.

But she’s also made the mistake of subconsciously choosing the wrong guys post-Brad.  Guys like John Mayer, who can never be more than arm candy.  “She’s terrified other men may leave her like Brad, so she chooses men who she can’t go to the next level with,” believes Falzone.  “She’d rather be alone than choose a man who might be honest and forthright but if it didn’t work out…it would hurt like hell again.”

Yes, we all know that fear.  Who wants to get kicked to the curb multiple times?

The bummer is Jen, that if you ever want to truly move on from that crum bum Brad, you’ll have to face your hurt and anger and convince yourself for real that you’re still worthy and a total prize, which you are.  You also have to face the fact that there was something not right about your relationship with Brad or he never would have fallen victim to Angie’s charms.

It takes two to break up.

But you know what, even if you can get to the point where you give a rat’s rear about Brangelina, you should still make scarce when either of them has a BIG NIGHT. Because who NEEDS the nonsense of being bothered by anyone seeing you and comparing you, like we’re doing right now.

By the way, you looked fabulous in your Valentino mini at your perfume launch! Brangelina who?

–Bonnie Fuller

Read more on Jen & Brangelina HERE!

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  2. She’s gorgeous topless-but is she too skinny?
  3. What’s Up With Brad Pitt’s LBD Obsession? Both Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston Have The Same Sexy Style On The Red Carpet!
  4. Don’t Mess With Brad and Angie!!! If You Say They Aren’t A Couple They’ll Sue You And Win!!

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Posted at 10:28 AM on July 24, 2010  

Thanks, Bonnie ^^

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Posted at 12:15 PM on July 23, 2010  

Hmmm.. yet another baseless, fluffy article written by a baseless, fluffy key puncher who, much to her chagrin, is not on either Aniston’s or Jolie’s payroll. This article was meant to do nothing but start a ‘team jolie/team aniston’ defensive battle.

Just take a look at her panel of experts. WeTV “relationship expert” (FYI, a TV show and a stint on MTV does not make one an expert) and Cooper Lawrence, although a very witty and engaging author and radio personality, is no relationship expert. She’s a speculator just like everyone else since she has no inside information that was not garnered from the tabloids and public forums.

Look, people will believe what they want, but if one really believes that Aniston planned and arranged everything regarding her fragrance release down to the day of her departure JUST to avoid her ex-husband and his girlfriend then Bonnie and her gang should really consider that it is them and not Aniston who has the issues because no normal person should be giving that topic THAT much thought.

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Posted at 3:40 AM on July 23, 2010  

This article is such a load of baloney. Jen is fit because her profession demands it. As for her pining for Brad, how would these so called experts know? They have not talked personally to her, and neither has Bonnie Fuller, who has obviously not interviewed Jen on this topic. Jen has moved on, but the people responsible for writing this article have not.

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Posted at 1:36 AM on July 23, 2010  

Move on. It’s been more than 5 years. but people still bitter and jealous to Jolie. Move on

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Posted at 12:49 PM on July 22, 2010  

Jen getting on with her life love it cause she totally stoled the light and the press. Jen is proving that you dont have to fall victim to the negative things in your life you rise above and conquer!!!!!

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Posted at 8:47 AM on July 22, 2010  

I feel like you were picked on in high school, Bonnie. It’s the only explanation for you turning out as such a bitter, petty woman. Do you honestly think Jen planned her perfume promotion to avoid her ex-husband and his new woman? It’s been like FIVE YEARS — she’s over it. Why can’t you? I can’t imagine how your husband and kids feel about you. You can’t possibly have a maternal bone in your body.

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Posted at 12:08 PM on July 23, 2010  

i thought the same thing ashlyn. she wrote this article like she has a close personal relationship with Jennifer Aniston. i only came to this site form a link on celebitchy and wasn’t paying attention to where the article was posted. i have been purposely avoiding this site for awhile now because of all the assuming the Bonnie does on facts, like because she think s it’s true, it must be.

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Posted at 9:16 PM on July 21, 2010  

Bonnie, Jen was not fleeing, she was going overseas to promote her new perfume! Get a grip please, don’t make a fuss out of something that’s not happening!

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