Posted Thu, August 19, 2010 12:04pm EST

OMG! Scary Skinny Angie Vs. Healthy Jen — Angelina Is Now Half Jen's Size!

Brad, you need to do a weight intervention on Angelina. She’s wasting away before our eyes!

Angelina Jolie‘s shoulders, arms and legs are just skin and bones — which has become painfully obvious at the red carpet premieres of Salt this past month in LA, MoscowLondon, Paris, Berlin and Tokyo. In fact, Angie’s black draped Max Azria Atelier gown looked two sizes too big on her Aug. 18 — it was just hanging off her frail frame!

In the meantime, as Angelina has dropped pounds, muscle mass and tone, her partner Brad Pitt‘s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston has never looked more toned, trim and healthy. Her muscular legs and arms, honed by “30-40 minutes of spinning or other cardio exercise, as well as 30-45 minutes of yoga, muscle toning and ab work,” according to her yoga and fitness instructor Mandy Ingber, look spectacular!

Angelina, you need to eat to have energy to care for both your six kids AND your career. Celebrity weight expert John Spencer Ellis, who has been featured on The Real Housewives of Orange County, tells that Angie needs to gain at least 5 lbs of fat and 5 lbs of muscle to be healthier.

Hopefully you, or at least Brad, will listen to that advice. You need to look and be as healthy as Jen!

— Bonnie Fuller

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Posted at 7:38 AM on March 7, 2011  

Angelina is definitely in a league of her own, she eclipses her Hollywood peers, and JA is by no means her peer, more of a pear in a banana’s clothing. Ange has always been slim, see Girl Interrupted and Original Sin, lucky gal. JA is genetically predisposed to fat, put both of them on a deserted Island for six months…emerge Ange with a dark tan, streaked sunbleached hair, additional muscle tone from being the one to hunt while JA mopes. In contrast Aniston would emerge with dark, frizzy hair (her natural hair), crinkly, sagging skin on her body (sans hours a day just working out), eye’s hidden by the loose folds of skin (sans botox, fillers, laser), a moustache and course dark hair on her legs and arms (genetics and 40 plus hormanal changes)…
I do think Jen may even be slightly in love with ange at this stage, sadly the men she’s had to pick from of late are looking for a free ticket and camoflage (unfortunately sexuality is still in the closet for many actors, same sex relationships not aligned with the big ticket roles).

All that said, Jen Aniston is in the 40s and has payed a large fortune not to look like her real self, gotta be tough on the ego. Angelina Joli is genetically blessed, she ddidn’t create her own DNA, so where are we…oh yeah…no ccomparison but nor should there be. If comparing Angelina tto Brad’s exes, why not Julia Roberts or Gwyneth Paltrow, bboth sexy, sucessful, talented and far more interestng than the middle aged, plastic Aniston.

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Posted at 10:20 AM on March 2, 2011  

Wow…. I hate to say this, but why is the media making it sound like these two are always in competition?

Wake up people, this is their way of conning you to buy their mag, Psych 101, the power of persuasion!

Thanks GOD I am not compared to my sister. She is 5/9 and I am 5’5″. Bad enough I compare myself!

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Posted at 11:38 AM on December 7, 2010  

wow she would make a great vampire in a scary movie

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Posted at 12:57 PM on December 17, 2010  

Angelina still looks better than Aniston, who is not, and never will be, beautiful.

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Posted at 11:49 PM on March 2, 2011  

Jenneifer is not hot, but shes not ugly, and they look nothing alike, but i dont think either are ugly!

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M Koepke

Posted at 10:32 AM on August 24, 2010  

Why down Jennifer? She isn’t the one making comments about Jolie. That are both beautiful in their own way. Thank God he made us all different. Ted you need to learn to spell. Jen isn’t comparing herself to Jolie….Its the media…They are both living their lives in the way they choose. They are separate. Why do people want to keep placing them together.

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Posted at 11:16 PM on August 22, 2010  

Jolie has better things to do then tan and spend her evenings trying on clothes.Jen needs to get her own live and stop comparing herself to someone is is way more advantaced in every way possible.Brad obviously agrees and moved on.

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Posted at 11:14 PM on August 22, 2010  

Why do these two get compared? jolie is in her own league. She isn’t just an actress and Jen is still and will always just be Rachael. No contest here.
Jolie is smart, interesting, sexy, and a world humanitarian. Jen loves tans, is dumb and boring. No contest. I would rather look like Jolie any day, but never would want to look like Jen. Would rather look like myself.

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Posted at 10:39 AM on August 22, 2010  

she has always been skinny like that.

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