Posted Tue, August 31, 2010 1:27pm EDT

Hurrah for Real Breasts!! Let’s Celebrate These Hollywood Women Who Are Happy With What God Gave Them In All Shapes And Sizes!!!

Posted Tue, August 31, 2010 1:27pm EDT

With so many women feeling inadequate in Hollywood these days and replacing their naturally beautiful bosoms with implants, we want to take a moment to celebrate the REAL ladies, who love their REAL breasts just as they are!

Even in Hollywood breasts come in all shapes and sizes. We love the ladies like Kim Kardashian, Jessica Simpson, Elizabeth Hurley, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara, Eva Mendes and Christina Hendricks who haven’t felt the need to go under the knife and update what nature gave them. These women go to show that ladies can be gorgeous with natural breasts.

How do we know they’re natural? We asked the experts, who gave us some surefire ways to spot a fake across a room (or on a red carpet).

“Real breasts have a soft look in the upper pole with the absence of a round, stiff, or overly perky look. The unaugmented breast responds to gravity in a more natural manner, and hangs differently than one with implants. This accounts for the smooth slope to the upper pole of the natural breast without a shelf or step-off, or worse yet, the visible shell of an implant through the skin,” explains plastic surgeon Dr. Jennifer L. Walden. “Signs that point to if a boob job has been done include an overly-perky appearance that defies gravity.

Dr. Walden told us that Scarlett Johannsson, Eva Mendes, Sofia Vergara and Jessica Biel, are in her opinion, sporting what nature gave them.

Walden also thinks curvy Mad Men beauty Christina Hendricks is a natural breast beauty, but for some experts she has been the subject of breast confusion.

“In my opinion, she is one of the more challenging ones. At first glance in this photograph, it looks like she may have had breast a augmentation. However, if you look at her in other photographs, she just has large breasts” Dr. Adam Schaffner, Director of JUVA Plastic Surgery in Manhattan, told us. Dr. Schaffner says he sees a natural slope and hang to Hendricks’ breasts in other photos that indicates she is probably all real, just larger than the average woman. Ms. Hendricks’ may have been wearing undergarments that lifted her breasts and moved them closer together.

Dr. Schaffner also remarked on the naturalness of Latina beauties Sofia Vergara and Eva Mendes.

“I would be very surprised if Eva’s breasts were implants because of the proportions, the size relative to her frame, the slope of the breast and just the way it hangs on her body,” Dr. Schaffner said.

As for Sofia, he explained that her breasts appear to have the appropriate volume for her shape, figure and frame. We can think of millions of men who would agree.

Women who pay tons of money to have their breasts enlarged should beware. Being naturally busty isn’t always easy. In fact, it can be a burden. Just ask natural beauties Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton. The two big busted blondes commiserated over the pain of having large breasts over Twitter.

“Aahhh chiropractor… Hurts so good :-) you lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!,” Dolly tweeted.

“Amen sister :),” longtime fan and fellow rack-lugger Jessica responded on her Twitter account.

Plus Jessica has had to endure constant public scrutiny and embarassing moments like when her dad Joe Simpson told GQ magazine,

“She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

No wonder Jess wants to even things out and get a reduction. She recently said she wouldn’t mind borrowing some of the girth from her boobs and putting it in her white girl booty.

“I have a white girl booty. I don’t have a big butt. I’d rather have a happy medium and take some off my chest and put it towards my butt so I could balance out a bit.”

Jess and Dolly aren’t the only ones talking ta-tas on Twitter. Elizabeth Hurley tweeted the other day to speak out against rumors that she has had implants.

“happy to report still au naturel but I do wear exceptionally well cut bikini,” Hurley said.

We were always so proud of Kate Hudson, who seemed very happy with her A-cup breasts until earlier this year when she opted to get implants that boosted her boobs to a B. It was disappointing to say the least.

Hollywood can be a tough place and there’s a lot of fake already going around that town. Why not keep it real where you can?

–Jo Piazza

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JTWilliams

Posted at 11:46 PM on November 11, 2011  

Love the poll- A’s are as gorgeous as D’s (moreso in many cases). Of course, changing them is your right, but it is surely representative of deeper issues of self-image. Fake boobs, even on celebrities who can afford the best, look bad to me. Accept yourself, and wait for someone who will appreciate you the way you are!

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davh

Posted at 10:52 PM on October 9, 2011  

Who is the genius that wrote this. Everybody in the piece has silicone and/or saline balls exploding out of their chest.

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Samantha

Posted at 2:24 PM on September 30, 2011  

I remember Eva Mendes admitting that her breasts were fake in an interview at the beginning of her career. I’m not sure about Kim Kardashian’s though. If you’ve seen any of the pictures where she doesn’t have any support they naturally hang, unlike many augmented breasts.

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Dima Green

Posted at 10:58 PM on May 13, 2011  

Eva Mendes is fake. Kim Kardashian too.

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Jennifer

Posted at 8:08 AM on April 12, 2011  

I know some of those that you just mentioned have fake boobs. The job of the plastic surgeon in LA area is to alter what we naturally have to make them look better w/o having it look obvious. That’s why celebrities will pay top notch for those doctors.
Funny to see you guys fooled.

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Roxy

Posted at 10:09 PM on February 22, 2011  

WTF–an article telling big-busted chicks they don’t need to surgically alter their natural racks?! I imagine there are one or two exceptions, but, mostly, big-chested women don’t have operations on their breasts for vanity–it’s for health. I think it’s wrong to suggest that big-chested beauties need to keep their boobs large because it’s beautiful. Not to mention–I thought I was going to find celebrities who were on the smaller-breasts side to remind chicks in that boat that it’s a great boat to be in.

Yay for including Cameron Diaz, but other than her contribution to this article, I can’t imagine who the hell this was written for. Maybe I’d get it if I was an airhead.

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Connie

Posted at 6:17 PM on January 17, 2012  

Exactly.

You can’t bemoan girls who get implants by saying how fabulous women with naturally large boobs are. How dense. It’s attitudes like that which CAUSE smaller breasted women to go out to get implants. GAH!

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c

Posted at 5:41 PM on December 20, 2010  

yeah congrats to all the celebs who were blessed with huge, natural boobs. Where are all the A’s?!

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Laure

Posted at 3:43 PM on May 8, 2012  

I see all the A’s on street and feel like an outcast with everyone (male and female) staring at my covered(!) boobs which are not hold up in a super fitting, push up bra ;)

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Deb

Posted at 1:20 AM on September 2, 2010  

Real ones don’t sit like bubbles on your chest…they gradually extend up your chest…they don’t look like two round bowls under your skin. If your super skinny and your chest is boney more then likely you WON”T have big breasts…these two have fake boobs…kim has fake nose, lotsa skin work done, etc. etc she is FAR from au natural for sure!!

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Kathleen

Posted at 12:22 PM on September 1, 2010  

Kim Kardashian is such a liar about the work she’s had done. I really believe her breasts are fake. And Dolly Parton has admitted to having implants. I kind of believe that Christina Hendricks’ are real, only because who would want them that huge? Verdict is still out on Sofia Vergara.

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gbtw

Posted at 1:10 AM on September 1, 2010  

if these women look like this naturally, it’s hardly a coup that they didn’t have surgery… find someone with small/flat OR ugly boobs in hollywood, and commend them for not going under the knife. that would be more admirable. (e.g., kate hudson until recently, calista flockhart for awhile tho think she got small ones eventually, gwen stefani for awhile, etc.)

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infernarium

Posted at 11:16 PM on August 31, 2010  

Jo Piazza is obviously 5 years old and doesn’t care for researching. Dolly Parton’s breasts are FAKE.

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Roxy

Posted at 10:12 PM on February 22, 2011  

I agree–Dolly Parton’s chest is the epitome of breast implants and I didn’t know someone could know her name without knowing that.

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Cricket

Posted at 8:45 PM on August 31, 2010  

Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian have definitely had boob jobs. They have that outline around the top that the others like Scarlett and Jessica S. do not have. And it’s hilarious that this article calls Dolly Parton’s boobs natural. Who are these experts???

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Disco

Posted at 8:12 PM on August 31, 2010  

Natural beauty Dolly Parton? Are you kidding me?

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JerseyGirlDV

Posted at 4:30 PM on August 31, 2010  

actually its pretty common knowledge that kim k has fake boobs lol.

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Andy

Posted at 4:43 PM on August 31, 2010  

The jury’s still out on that one, but Kim herself blogged about never having breast implants:

http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/2008/10/i-never-had-plastic-surgery/

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davh

Posted at 10:56 PM on October 9, 2011  

Oh, golly, she said her rack isn’t enhanced, despite all visual evidence to the contrary. So obviously, she must be telling the truth. Mystery solved.

 
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