Posted Mon, October 18, 2010 11:46pm EDT

KIRSTIN SAYS: Bristol 'The Pistol' Palin Should Wear A Gorilla Suit Every Week On 'DWTS' — It Was Hysterical!

Posted Mon, October 18, 2010 11:46pm EDT

Forget dance moves! Cool costumes are the way to go on Dancing with the Stars!

My girl, Bristol “The Pistol” Palin was horrific on Dancing with the Stars Oct. 18, so she needs your help now more than ever! Not only did she wear a gorilla costume with her partner, Mark Ballas, she almost forgot the entire dance. Sure, she’s the worst dancer on the show, but we need to save her — she’s the most entertaining contestant!

Here were my six most memorable show moments from the evening:

  • Bristol Palin, 19, was horrendous and technically shouldn’t get any votes. However, who would we talk about if she left? She’s hysterical in her own way. My favorite lines of the night: Brooke Burke: How did you feel about that? Bristol: I hate the jive. Haha! As you should, Bristol. The jive hated you.
  • Can we please take a moment and talk about Florence Henderson, or as I renamed her, Florence “Inappropriate” Henderson! Why does she try to sex up every segment? Is it just for extra votes?
  • Audrina Patridge looked absolutely FANTASTIC (and I’m not talking about her dancing). Tonight was “TV Theme song” week — and Audrina was dancing to The Hills theme song. Was that awkward for her?
  • Kyle Massey has always been one of my favorites, but tonight his porn mustache was a major turn off. Plus, his partner, Lacey, was wearing some of the most unflattering pants I’ve ever seen.
  • This is a combo of point 5 and 5.5. Part I: What are the contestants eating? Is there dinner now on the show? Part II: Jennifer Grey was fantastic on the dance floor (obviously the best!), but let’s be honest — she’s a drama queen! One of these weeks, I know she’s going to start screaming, “Nobody puts baby in a corner!!”

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Chris

Posted at 10:05 AM on November 16, 2010  

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends to they can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended.”

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JHuss

Posted at 9:12 PM on October 19, 2010  

SAFE BRISTOL THE PISTOL IS SAFE!!! HOLLER

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Lara

Posted at 5:59 PM on October 19, 2010  

I want his partner Bristol out. She is boring and can’t dance to save her life. Florence is another one to go. Though she is entertaining and she is doing amazing considering her age but she can’t compete with younger celebrities.

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JHuss

Posted at 4:36 PM on October 19, 2010  

1) You all should join the Monday night chats to get the real feel of what Kristin thinks of everyone its tons of fun..haha and you hear me make up weird cheers as well as have a good time getting other perspectives on the dancers.

2)Its not that Kristin (and myself as well) does not like Bristol the Pistol we just wish her dancing was better and she was a bit more sassy! Trust me we would LOVE for her to stay around. If she would have stayed in that monkey outfit for the whole dance I think she would have done great!

3) If you don’t like the site or the writers then..here is a genius idea… DON’T COME ON THE SITE!!!! She is just writing her opinion if you read all of her DWTS posts that is what she does it is her opinion as well as bits of things that come out of the chats with the readers.

4) Drink, Dance, Chat
( This is for the chatters last night yall know what I am talking about!! HOLLER!!)

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danthedancingman

Posted at 2:49 PM on October 19, 2010  

Dan the dancing man SAYS this is awesome. “Bristol the Pistol — she makes me want to whistle, vote for her so they dont send her out on a missile.”

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Dana

Posted at 9:53 AM on October 19, 2010  

Dana says that Hollywood Life needs to get a new writer. One that is not so bias when writing a column, yes Bristol made a mistake but it was not all that terrible.

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Rainey

Posted at 2:47 PM on October 19, 2010  

What’s with the ‘Dana says’ b.s.? Why is the writer bias because she doesn’t like Bristol’s dancing? She LIKES Bristol – not her dancing. How in the world is that bias? Jeez you people are ridiculous.

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Stan

Posted at 3:11 AM on October 19, 2010  

The only thing dumber than Dancing with the Stars is your commentary. As if anybody cared…if they did, they’d have watched the show.

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Alana

Posted at 9:54 AM on October 19, 2010  

Then why are you reading it if it’s so dumb, hell why even comment.

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danthedancingman

Posted at 2:50 PM on October 19, 2010  

Stan comments because Stan is a troll. Pretty obvious from all of ‘Stans’ posts.

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