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Posted Wed, January 27, 2010 3:31pm EDT

Brooke Mueller Checked Into This Luxurious Rehab!

If you’re going to be in rehab, this certainly is a nice place!

A new report by Entertainment Tonight says Brooke Mueller has checked into this illylic-looking Corolla Village, North Carolina, rehab center – called Two Dreams Outerbanks. Brooke’s stepdad Jon Fiore also just confirmed this to RadarOnline, “She is recognizing that she needs help and she can’t do it on her own.” Two Dreams sure looks a whole lot nicer than the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services concrete bunker that Tiger Woods is virtually incarcerated in, undergoing his sex rehab treatment.

Two Dreams offers a “comprehensive wellness program for individuals who dream of recovery from addictive disorders.” Residences are described as “elegant,” and the list of recreational activities makes it sound more like a resort than rehab! Boating, kite flying, horseback riding and kayaking are just a few choices, Brooke can pick from.

Not just anyone can go to Two Dreams. has learned – you have to have references. In other words, you can’t just pick up the phone and book yourself in.

Expect to pay at least $25,000 for a four week stay. And if you don’t think, with all the recreational choices, that this place isn’t serious – think again! The director, Andrea G. Barthwell, MD. was the deputy drug czar under President George Bush, and shes the former president of the American Society of Addiction Medicine.

So since you are at Two Banks Brooke – lets hope that your third round of rehab works like a charm for you – your twins, May and Bob, are counting on you!

–Bonnie Fuller