Posted Fri, July 2, 2010 9:43am EDT

Britney Spears Meltdown Alert: Erratic Extensions, Freaky Faces, Peekaboo Panties, Gnarly Nails, and Even a Slushy Starbucks Drink!

Posted Fri, July 2, 2010 9:43am EDT

The just-on-a-knife’s-edge-of-meltdown Britney Spears was fully on display yesterday, replete with all the signs of losing her grip. Is this what happens when dad Jamie is gone for one day?

Britney Spears needs an intervention — immediately.

On the first day in months that Britney was seen without her father, Jamie, or her ex-boyfriend-agent Jason Trawick, she was snapped by paparazzi yesterday in a Calabasas, Calif. parking lot exhibiting some familiar, troubling signs that led to her being placed in a permanent conservatorship and under her father’s care back in October 2008. To wit:

  1. Hair extensions aflame like a cabinet factory torched by an arsonist.
  2. Panties visible above, below, and outside every other margin of her very short shorts.
  3. Batty expressions barked at the paparazzi for snapping pictures
  4. Ridiculous fashion: Knee high 99-cent-store gym socks paired with pink running shoes?
  5. And last but hardly least: A presumably high-calorie domed Starbucks drink frothy with whip cream and sugar.

Are we witnessing a temporary slip — or a truly frightening regression? Tell us below and vote.

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Dottie654

Posted at 7:29 PM on July 4, 2010  

Help! I need a bodyguard (with benefits). Please send me this one!!!!!

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junebuggyz

Posted at 4:52 PM on July 4, 2010  

Give it a rest already. So she didn’t go out with her hair done, or clothes that you approve of, daring to show cellulite and the same amount of skin that a swimsuit would show. And heaven forbid she goes to Starbucks. I’m sure you all are perfectly coiffed, covered head-to-toe, perfect body, and the perfect non-Starbucks drink. When you criticize how someone looks, maybe you should post an everyday picture of how YOU look and let everyone tear you apart.

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Auro

Posted at 7:05 PM on July 4, 2010  

Good one. People love to “tear down” others this way they can feel better about their “pathetic, little lives”.

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Kasy

Posted at 10:17 AM on July 4, 2010  

ISN’T THE POOR GIRL JUST SNEEZING??? LOOKS LIKE A PLAIN OLD SERIES OF SNEEZES IF YOU ASK ME. MY GOD…THE MEDIA IS GETTING DESPERATE. AGAIN.

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Sandeana

Posted at 1:42 AM on July 3, 2010  

Whoever wrote this article is a big idiot. What’s wrong with combining gym socks with running shoes? They are SUPPOSE to be worn together. The a$$hole who wrote this piece of trash needs to get a life-NOW!

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Mikayla

Posted at 6:22 PM on July 2, 2010  

she ulgy and stupid

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agent 0

Posted at 5:42 PM on July 2, 2010  

SHE IS A MIND CONTROLLED VICTIM. HER PROGRAMMING HAS BEEN GOING HAY WIRE FOR A FEW YEARS NOW…

SHE IS NOT THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE HER FREE WILL TAKEN FROM HER: MANY LIKE HER EVENTUALLY WAKE UP FROM THIER SPLIT PERSONALITY AND REMEMBER THE TORTURE AND EXPERIMENTATION ON THEIR BRAIN.

YOU ARE NOT WITNESSING A MELT DOWN..

YOU ARE WITNESSING A MIND CONTROLLED SLAVE WAKING FROM SATANIC MIND EXPERIMENTATION… DON’T FORGET SHE WAS RECRUITED TO GOVERNMENT AGENCIES LONG AGO.

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David

Posted at 5:45 PM on July 2, 2010  

Seriously? Did you miss your last Psych appointment?

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redpill

Posted at 9:17 PM on July 2, 2010  

Actually multiple photographs and documents prove spears has gone to many government and agency buildings within the D.C. district.

Many C.I.A. declassified and scientific documents now available to the public documents explicit steps in mind control experimentation including torture, brain reorientation, and psychological conditioning….

Her behavior, and constant men always in charge of her seem to only confirm suspicions…

 
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bluepill

Posted at 3:33 AM on July 3, 2010  

should have taken the blue pill dude… you should have taken the blue one.

 
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Lio

Posted at 4:32 PM on July 2, 2010  

the sick american culture… first creating gods that everybody emulate, then destroying them. Isn’t this childish?? The most supid is that this culture loves to read this rubbish, otherwise it wouldn’t happen.

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Reality bites

Posted at 5:02 PM on July 2, 2010  

Hello, it seems YOU are reading it, too. So now, who is “sick” and “stupid”? PLEASE, don’t mess with U.S.!

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Tammy

Posted at 6:42 PM on July 2, 2010  

My dear Lio, aren’t you reading the exact same “rubbish”? I suppose our “childish” culture is just as sick as you are.

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michelle

Posted at 4:07 PM on July 2, 2010  

All this proves is that she’s human.

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heebe geebe

Posted at 3:44 PM on July 2, 2010  

Oh my what’s up with her legs??? Looks like the legs of a obese person!

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em gee

Posted at 3:38 PM on July 2, 2010  

Professional photographers worked hard to get this particular picture. Like they did in Air Bud. Then professional derogerators (that’s you guys) spent what must have been a handful of hours brainstorming negative comments, deleterious observations, clever phrases that hide insult in a false air of honesty or neutrality which I can guarantee the writers never truly possessed.

Psychiatrically, the saddest part is that this is all a fallout of old jealousies, fostered by these photographers and writers, who are of course women, from the period of time several years ago when this woman got a good amount of positive media attention.

These are the same women who were struggling to come up with ways of framing the brit’s kiss story as a triumph for strong women everywhere. Now they backpedal on their old thoughts, invalidating both, and exposing their nature of self-cannibalism, their ire and hatred, by beading sweat in their effort to hurt someone, and entertain other people as shallow as themselves with their attempt.

I’m just lucky we all get to see this media-psychiatric Epic Fail in action, so we can all learn to avoid the pitfall of pointless hatred. Orwell had a warning about the effects of Pointless Hatred, and it would be well heeded by those who created this “caption.”

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joyce

Posted at 3:20 PM on July 2, 2010  

Can’t a girl wake up and go to Starbucks before starting her day? What’s the big deal? Shoe me one girl without cellulite and I’ll show you a liar.

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Reality bites

Posted at 5:04 PM on July 2, 2010  

Yeah but most aren’t mega stars. If you want to be a “star ” you have to take all that comes with it, or freakin’ quit.

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David

Posted at 5:43 PM on July 2, 2010  

Really? A person loves to perform, and millions have loved seeing her perform. This means she must relinquish the rights that all American citizens have? It is a shame that we consider fame a right to continually invade ones privacy. I know that it will continue because so many love to see these celebrities at their worst, but to say they deserve to be harassed is a bit ignorant. And to say they should quit if they can’t hack it is just plain. The media could follow you in the same way and they could be charged with harassment. Think before you write something like this Reality Bites.

 
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dsphinx

Posted at 3:07 PM on July 2, 2010  

If you want the media to stop covering a person, here’s what you need to do:
Step 1 – Never click on a link for a story containing that persons name in the headline or picture – that’s how they measure interest.
Step 2 – Email that pub/website/etc. that you will no longer go to their site if they continue to feature articles about that person
Step 3 – Get your friends to do step 1 and 2 above (step 1 being the most important, since clicks is one way they generate their ads)
Optional – Don’t comment on the stories, it just validates their belief that people are interested in this kind of story.

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mimi tholsted

Posted at 2:57 PM on July 2, 2010  

jep! It is not pretty what we see here…………my God with all the help she has…I mean she can’t put herself together even then????? mindblocking!

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Sugar

Posted at 2:06 PM on July 2, 2010  

After four years her father is still her conservator so this indicates that Britney has long-term mental health issues. It is apparent she does not have full control of her mental state. Can we show her some compassion at this time and allow her to deal with her issues without public ridicule?

There are enough other entertaining stories to cover instead of Britney’s ups and downs. What’s next…making fun of homeless people?

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gbtw

Posted at 2:53 PM on July 2, 2010  

it is quite sad. i’m very scared for her and the struggles she will face in her lifetime.

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jolie

Posted at 10:48 AM on July 2, 2010  

you people just cant leave that woman alone, cuz you enjoy being childish if it makes you money..get a life !

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taf67

Posted at 3:36 PM on July 2, 2010  

And what is wrong with making a buck?? If people didn’t log onto sites like this and post and buy the magazines then people like me wouldn’t be making any money of pics like this (no this isn’t one of mine).
As I’m replying to your post I thank you for helping me make a good living.

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camila

Posted at 5:30 PM on July 2, 2010  

u guys are so super fishal pleas take the log out of youre eye before taking the splinter out of someonne elses
and comeon leav the woman alone for 1 litle second that is so not in fashion to critisize the thing that is in fashion
is to help and i notised that y dont do that some times do u?
and the job of acting is because u enjoy and the critizisim
does not come with the job critisising comes with people who do not feel comftorble with them selvs so they critisize to feel beter ok my job here is don
byby

 
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Randy

Posted at 6:17 PM on July 2, 2010  

I’m sure this is the most unflattering picture they could snap/composite… And she still doesn’t look that bad. Just like the MTV ‘debacle’… She looked/danced/acted better than some performers at their best… But that’s not an interesting story… Now, if Lady GooGoo did it/wore it, it would be trend-setting LOL ! My money is still on The Britt… I’d love to take her for a Frappachino!

 
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infernarium

Posted at 3:54 PM on July 3, 2010  

What language are you speaking? I can’t read rubbish!

 
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