Posted Mon, July 12, 2010 7:38pm EST

Welcome Back, Brad Pitt! We Missed Seeing Your Pretty Face Underneath That Gross Piece Of Facial Growth!

Before: scary. After: sexy. Thank god Brad finally decided to ditch the beard and go bare-faced for his new movie role!

Honestly Brad Pitt, we’ve loved you from afar forever, but with that foul piece of face fungus you’ve had dangling from your chin since last April, we were about to replace you in our affections with someone smooth and baby-butt faced, like Zac Efron.

Thankfully, it wasn’t one, two, three strikes for out for you now that you were forced to ditch your Santa Claus sprouting (otherwise known as your “boredom beard”) to play Oakland A’s general manager Billy Beane in the upcoming flick, Moneyball.

While we’re on the subject of Santa, today (July 12, to be exact) must feel like Christmas for your life partner, Angelina Jolie, now that she’ll no longer have rug burn every time she kisses you. Now THAT is the gift that keeps on giving! Welcome back ho, ho, ho hottie!

Laura Schreffler

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