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Posted Tue, October 5, 2010 11:01pm EDT

Andy's 'Teen Mom' Afterthoughts: Maci Was Insane For Rushing Into Marriage & Crazy Amber Is Dating Again!

Amber continues to bring the crazy Oct. 5, while Maci continues to make rash decisions that negatively impact baby Bentley. These girls never change!

Let’s start with Maci Bookout: Her boyfriend Kyle dumps her totally out of the blue — just days after a friend asks Maci if she’d marry Kyle, and she said “of course!” Considering the situation she’s in, I think Maci should avoid making another impulsive decision. This breakup will be a good thing in the end, for her and baby Bentley. Meanwhile, it’s clear that bratty Amber Portwood is forgetting what show she’s on (news to her: it’s NOT The Hills.) She’s already on everyone’s bad side after attacking boyfriend Gary Shirley last week — and she’s not even trying to redeem herself. And it doesn’t take her long to start seeing another guy, and rub it in Gary’s face. She’s just the WORST.

Never one to let her eyes stray from the prize, Farrah Abraham proves there’s a 99.6527% chance her deceased ex-boyfriend Derek is the father of baby Sophia. The social security money is finally within her grasp…

And, as always, Catelynn Lowell and boyfriend Tyler Baltierra get my sympathy. What precious angels they are. Their tears of purity just make Catelynn’s mom look like even more of a sinister bi-atch than she is. She’s actually of the worst human beings I’ve ever seen on TV.