Posted Tue, April 13, 2010 12:32pm EDT

6 Stars Strip Naked NERVOUSLY! Except For One- Guess Who?

Posted Tue, April 13, 2010 12:32pm EDT

Oy! Yoy! Yoy! Just in time for bikini season, it’s Allure’s annual actress stripathon for the mag’s  Nude / Get a Better Body issue.

Before you start sucking in your stomachs it’s a relief to read that at least one of the brave barers — singer Colbie Caillat , 24 — was so freaked about taking it off that she arrived with a bottle of wine in hand and wore flesh-toned undergear until THE VERY LAST MINUTE!

Oy! I’d have downed the entire wine bottle before I let those scissors near me. Emmanuelle Chriqui, 32, has the gall to imply that she wants SMALLER breasts, when she has an absolutely perfect-looking pair . “I sometimes wear plunging necklines because they make me look smaller.” Double Oy!

Kara Dioguardi is the nudie most likely to MAKE you sick! Not only is she 39 and so skinny you can see her ribs even with retouching but she says “this shoot was less about beauty than about taking a risk and showing people a side of me they had never have seen”. Well duh — the naked side. You’re right we don’t see you naked when you sit with Simon every week.

If you’re a Kara fan and want to hear all the inside scoop on her shoot, including how her hubby felt about his wife going nude, check out our BFF Matt Donnelly‘s interview for The Ministry of Gossip.

And now that we know you’re only size 2, I’m not all that sympathetic to hear that you “really retain water,” cause guess what Kara — I retain “everything.”

Regina Hall, 39, the stunning star of the various “Scary” movies and now Death at a Funeral , turned out to be the least scary naked star — she admits she ate a candy bar, on the way to the shoot. Way to go — you are THAT confident!

At least she works hard for her naked perfection — she’s been going at  Ashtanga yoga five days a week – now that’s dedication to fighting belly bulge.

Grey’s Anatomy star, Jessica Capshaw, 33, insists she’s — thank The Lord — NOT rail thin.

But the real NAKED impresario turns out to surprise ,be the only mom ( of 2)  on the shoot — Catherine Zeta-Jones, who at 40, is so off-hand about stripping you just can’t hate her total body perfection.

She apparently got naked in an instant — “That’s when your dancing days and being in theater pay off,” she told the mag. “When you’re doing a quick change, you don’t give a shit who sees you.”

Hey, Cath, I could do the same. Just as long as I took off six months to do Ashtanga yoga and wore a full body spanx. Thx!

-Bonnie Fuller

Click to see Colbie, Regina & Jessica Naked

Click to see Catherine Zeta-Jones


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Posted at 1:17 PM on April 13, 2010  

bonnie, your “i retain everything” comment is your best one since i started reading this site… love it. :) As for CZJ, although she looks great for any age, I am SHOCKED to hear she is only 40! She dresses and carries herself like a much older woman, not to mention, of course, her husband’s age. I forget how YOUNG she is! She’s YOUNGER than Jennifer Aniston?!?! Shocking… I mean, yes, she looks great- it’s not her looks that age her- it’s her clothing and husband! Wow…

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