Holy cucumber! Britney Spears’ hotter-than-hell boyfriend Sam Asghari literally broke the internet on Aug. 2, posting a mirror selfie of his massive downstairs bulge! That thing can’t be real, can it?
Insert purple squash emoji here. Sam Asghari, the boyfriend of Britney Spears and basically the world’s hottest personal trainer, made jaws across America hit the floor on Aug. 2. The muscular hunk shared a selfie on Twitter of his insane six pack, ripped biceps, and a little something extra towards south of the border. OK — A LOT EXTRA. Sam’s bulge may be the biggest we’ve ever seen, following buzz-worthy photos of Jamie Dornan, Jon Hamm, Scott Disick, and the list goes on. The only question is, is it real?
Brace yourselves ladies, this may be difficult to hear. There’s a high chance that Sam’s bulge is Photoshopped. A side-by-side comparison also made its rounds online today (see below). Honestly though, bulges in both pictures look pretty damn impressive and the Twittersphere is having an absolute field day! “Damn Britney, can I come to the slumber party too?,” one follower gushed, referring to the pop star’s single. “Dangggg,” another added with a million heart-eyed emojis and, of course, the squash emoji. It’s not often that millennials can use that one in their texts, so consider this picture our gift to you.
The “Lucky” singer once bragged about having everything except someone to share it with in one of her earliest songs. Those lonely days are long gone now, as Britney reportedly married Sam in a super secret ceremony. “It might seem crazy after such a sort time, but everyone in her life says they’ve never seen her this happy,” a source told OK! Magazine in May. “Getting married secretly is just the sort of stunt she’d pull. Only now, she’s in a stable place emotionally.” Get it, girl! Mark your territory.
HollywoodLifers, what was your initial reaction to Sam’s bulge picture? Speechless?