President Donald Trump launched an Immigrant Crime Hotline on April 26, and Americans are more than happy to report aliens to the US government. It’s just not the type Trump was hoping for. Jokesters are trolling the hotline with reports of dangerous, little green men!
You get what you ask for! The Department of Homeland Security unveiled its new office on April 26, designed to protect the victims of crimes committed by undocumented immigrations against American citizens. The Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement office (VOICE) was promised by President Donald Trump, 70, in a January executive order, and let’s just say its first week isn’t going well.
VOICE launched a hotline as part of its rollout, meant for victims or witnesses to report these alleged immigrant crimes — and Americans are ruthlessly trolling the hell out of it. They’re reporting illegal aliens by the dozen, but they may have taken a different meaning to the term “alien” than what the administration meant. Think reports of disastrous invasions by little green men, rampant UFO sightings, and ET and Bigfoot spotted in every corner of the country. It’s just utterly tragic how much Kang and Kodos from The Simpsons have tormented us, isn’t it? Take a look at some of the hilarious fake “alien” reports:
Don't forget to call 1-855-48-VOICE & let them know if you've seen the illegal alien Sasquatch (aka Big Foot), on the 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 border ! pic.twitter.com/pAfOOR0ZqS
— Jordan (@_Jordan_J_) April 27, 2017
1-855-48-VOICE to report all your encounters w/ illegal martians, rude Sasquatch, unleashed Texas Blue Hounds, Springheel Jack. Goblin army.
— Kathleen Dennis (@chelseabmw) April 27, 2017
— Carla Uriona (@uriona) April 28, 2017
— Erica Verrillo (@EricaVerrillo) April 28, 2017
I tried calling to report an alien, but the Trump hotline seems to be out of order. 1-885-48-VOICE. Wish to also report theft of tinfoil hat
— Raechel Donahue (@RaechelDonahue) April 28, 2017
The new ICE number to report "alien crime" is 1-855-48-VOICE.
I think I'll be seeing little green men every day until Trump's gone… 👽👀 👉☎
— TK Morgan (@therealAntipho) April 28, 2017
It would be very rude to call VOICE, the ICE alien crimes hotline, to tell them Kang and Kodos stole the election. Don't call 1-855-488-6423 pic.twitter.com/stwmaBbrNO
— mädl gegen rechts ☭ (@Nibla) April 28, 2017
— AltAyn (@AynAyahSteenkur) April 28, 2017
The VOICE hotline is getting bombarded with these calls, as well as activists just busying the line by jokingly trying to order pizza. These are the true heroes. The office’s launch conveniently lined up with Alien Day, the unofficial holiday on April 26 commemorating the movie Alien (the planet filled with aliens was called LV-426). Therefore, there was already an #AlienDay hashtag on Twitter that made it convenient for protesters to gather all of their trolling efforts into one place. Amazing.
VOICE is a strange and sinister office that covers victims of crime with any relation to immigrants. This would cover any immigrant “removable” from the country, including legal permanent residents and visa holders who commit crimes. Trump’s executive order demands that VOICE issues reports one a quarter to “study the effects of the victimization by criminal aliens present in the United States.” Just wait until Trump gets that independent report from the Men in Black.
HollywoodLifers, are you one of the people trolling the VOICE hotline? Be honest!